Originally Posted by
Will of Iron
This is CRAZY shit bros! Today was the first day I ever did cardio in a long time, and basically my dick flew out of my new cardio pants and just bounced up and down for the first 3 mins of cardio without me even knowing it! (Yes thats HOW SMALL IT IS!)Nevertheless I got some deserving attention to my schlong by the girl next to me...and hear this fellas..she GIGGLED AT IT!!!
It all started off when I just got done doing legs, I changed to my spandex short cardio shorts...please keep in mind I just bought these in sports authority, and I thought it would be cool to have some cardio pants specifically for cardio. So anyways, in the changing room, I noticed that the extremly thin shorts made my structure and shape of the penis very visible as my dick swam with freedom inside the pants...hey cool man I thought to myself, no problem! So I run to epileptical machine (as the small bulge in my cardio pants bounced wildly) situated next to a young blonde babe working out..she had the whole package, big, round ass (similar to Mizfit's, but her ass was more rounder, and had a "sweep" to them so to speak) and very cute perky tits. Not to mention, the sight of her long beautiful blonde hair, and 2 piece cardio suit immediately had my penile chambers growing with an aura of "the serpent" so to speak. It was looking extremly obvious that I was getting a massive hardon, as the entire shorts were growing and stretching towards ridicilious proportions of insanity (even though my penis is small).
Anyways, I hopped on the machine, and started up the machine quickstart...one...two...three...im cruising...watching the big screen tv and just doing my cardio, when like 5 minutes later, I see her totally frozen and staring at me in shock, followed by a massive giggling...so I stare right back at her then stare at myself again...and I notice something that is very odd...that the snake appears to be out of it's f ucking CAGE when its supposed to be locked up until 9pm! It was bouncing up and down, and somehow...SOME F UCKING HOW the serpent found it's way out of the garden of god and evil (bushy place yeah) and made it's way to heaven! It was flapping up and down, and I couldnt believe that it was out...but goddamn it felt good to be out!!! and I didnt immediately put it back in...I just stared at her with it ROCK HARD by then, and she didnt say anything, but made a kind of "kissing" mouth movement as she stared at it...and I realized I had to put it in by then, because an old man 3 machines away from me was smiling at me as well...faggots...but I thought I could share this wonderful experience with you guys! If you ever want to have a little fun, buy some really cool cardio pants, and leave it unzipped, as you wear an oversized long shirt (it will look like you have no pants on at all!) and all the meanwhile, your dick can be enjoying the hospitality of freedom!
Also I learned a new thing about females today...you can learn too! When they see a bare penis in public they aint gonna scream or yell, they are going to just stare at it in shock, saying nothing! Try it, take it out in a secluded public area in front of a young babe, and watch her reaction to it...I bet she will just stare at it...im going to try this psychology action tonight at a teen hangout...just walk around the place with it hanging out and see what happens....
here are the pics of my shorts (identitical) if u wanna buy em
Schlong flew out of new shorts and bounced up and down during cardio today
