Will somebody PLEASE get this fat son of a bitch to a doctor!!!!

**stayinstacked** · 03-30-2006, 09:32 PM

I've had it with this fat ****er in my recruit class for the fire dept. First off, whoever looked at this sack of shit and decided he'd be a good candidate for a firefighter needs to be fired and/or shot in the head. This kid is about 5'6" and at least 275 lbs of nothing but gut. The kid will come into class every morning with a half gallon of chocolate milk, a Honey bun, and a soda. This kid constantly eats, he'll be walking around all day with a box of girl scout cookies or some shit. He puts forth no effort in doing anything and you'd have to have a death wish if you trusted this kid to cover your ass in a burning building or rescue situation. Well, this specimen had been coughing up a ****ing lung ever since the class started back in the beginning of the year!!! This kid constantly hacks, and then after he hacks he looks at his hand to see if any fluid is on it. It's pretty irritating and disgusting, and the dushe bag doesnt have enough brains or courtesy to go get his ass checked out by a doctor. I swear the kid has gotta have tuberculosis or something, this cough is ridiculous. It'd definitely no common cold. So Mon-Fri I sit and listen to him every couple minutes hack up a storm, sometimes so bad I can't hear the instructor. It severely pisses me the **** off when I see people in public safety positions who only got their job because of this bullshit liberal pussy society we live in. People like this should not even be hired to begin with. I'm tired as ****, and I still took the time to come on here and write this, thats how bad this fatass and his bubonic ****ing plague get on my nerves. Oh yeah, and he hacks all over everybody and everyone is getting sick all the time.

**lucabratzi** · 03-30-2006, 09:40 PM

1. i would tell this fat shit to stop hackin all over the place and get meds.
2. dont they have a way of filtering out these fat waste of space ****s...

**firmechicano831** · 03-30-2006, 09:41 PM

I think its time that you stand up for the rest of the class and tell him how you feel. Maybe after that he will drop the donuts and the rest of his shit and pick up some weights.

**THE_DOME** · 03-30-2006, 09:42 PM

sound like a story from the book of rassi, fat lazy people just plain worthless

**ManWhore** · 03-30-2006, 09:45 PM

shoot him on the freeway as he drives home..

**IronAdonis** · 03-30-2006, 10:02 PM

i thought you had to be pretty healthy to be a fire fighter.

**Rob** · 03-30-2006, 10:05 PM

kill him

**BARLOW** · 03-30-2006, 10:07 PM

how'd he pass the physical test?

**QuieTSToRM33** · 03-30-2006, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by BARLOW

how'd he pass the physical test?

good question

**Myka** · 03-30-2006, 10:22 PM

no no no...all you have to do is tease him...resort back to elementary school skills and tease the fat kid...I promise he will be gone soon...

**Wrath** · 03-30-2006, 10:50 PM

whip him into shape....'rassis style'

**XReps** · 03-30-2006, 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by NewKid

no no no...all you have to do is tease him...resort back to elementary school skills and tease the fat kid...I promise he will be gone soon...

newkid is right ... if you want him out, your gonna need to torment the crap out of him. ...or beat him with soap like in full metal jacket.

killing him might be a bit too harsh

............

**chest6** · 03-30-2006, 11:02 PM

Tell him to go on the stop eating so much diet

**TADOLFI** · 03-30-2006, 11:04 PM

You lean over right after he's done hacking and you say "You know, I had a relative that coughed like that for about two weeks. Everyone told him to get to the doctor and he just said No - It's only a tickle. Well, one morning he had a cough attack and the cough was so bad that he cracked a rib and ruptured his lung"

Worth a shot.

And if that don't work - do this...

**kloter1** · 03-30-2006, 11:05 PM

thats how bad this fatass and his bubonic ****ing plague get on my nerves

lmao

push him down the stairs

**XReps** · 03-30-2006, 11:12 PM

do u guys have those stripper polls to fly down in case of emergencies? ... does he fit thru the hole? i wouldnt want to be the guy underneath him while he's coming down.

**Smak** · 03-30-2006, 11:17 PM

rofl

"The kid will come into class every morning with a half gallon of chocolate milk, a Honey bun, and a soda"

This is the typical breakfast of champions in most companies. Especially blue collar workers. Sometimes they'll switch it up with a Mountain Dew.

**GQ-Bouncer** · 03-31-2006, 04:57 AM

1 - doesnt your dept. have mandatory PT training?

2 - Your a leader, it's YOUR job to fix the problems w/ your crew. Start taking him to the gym w/ you or something

**Warrior** · 03-31-2006, 05:09 AM

What do the instructors have to say about this slob? He isn't a firefighter yet - right? Maybe they'll try and filter him out eventually.

Don't the other recruits feel the same way about him? If so, he needs a wake up call...

**Chemical King** · 03-31-2006, 06:16 AM

id tell Lard-ass to bail out b4 he embarreses himself in the physical tests. Or like the good man says..beat him with a soap in the sock

**Mizfit** · 03-31-2006, 06:43 AM

feed him laxatives

**Red Ketchup** · 03-31-2006, 07:33 AM

How the heck does someone like that pass the physical???

Heck the beep test alone would be enough to kill him by the third level!

Red

***D7M*** · 03-31-2006, 08:10 AM

you could alway mess with him like they did to Gomer Pyle in Full Metal Jacket.....just be sure he's not going to go nuts and blow someones brains out later

**oldman** · 03-31-2006, 08:29 AM

The kid will come into class every morning with a half gallon of chocolate milk, a Honey bun, and a soda

Are you on the Fire Department?? Maybe this kid is confused and thinks he is training to be a police officer?

If you are not joking around I would not say anything to the fattie but I would say something to the instructor.

that is crazy!!!

~Old

**stocky121** · 03-31-2006, 08:38 AM

i thought the old stack had gone

glad to see he's still with us

**damiongage** · 03-31-2006, 08:38 AM

I got an idea.

Why not go up to him politly and offer him some help getting into shape. Or you could simply sy "Ya know I think you should go to the doctor, I do not want to get sick and i am sure no one else does."

Or you could continue to let this type of shit bother you. At this rate (with your stress) he will out live you.

**energizer bunny** · 03-31-2006, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

I've had it with this fat ****er in my recruit class for the fire dept. First off, whoever looked at this sack of shit and decided he'd be a good candidate for a firefighter needs to be fired and/or shot in the head. This kid is about 5'6" and at least 275 lbs of nothing but gut. The kid will come into class every morning with a half gallon of chocolate milk, a Honey bun, and a soda. This kid constantly eats, he'll be walking around all day with a box of girl scout cookies or some shit. He puts forth no effort in doing anything and you'd have to have a death wish if you trusted this kid to cover your ass in a burning building or rescue situation. Well, this specimen had been coughing up a ****ing lung ever since the class started back in the beginning of the year!!! This kid constantly hacks, and then after he hacks he looks at his hand to see if any fluid is on it. It's pretty irritating and disgusting, and the dushe bag doesnt have enough brains or courtesy to go get his ass checked out by a doctor. I swear the kid has gotta have tuberculosis or something, this cough is ridiculous. It'd definitely no common cold. So Mon-Fri I sit and listen to him every couple minutes hack up a storm, sometimes so bad I can't hear the instructor. It severely pisses me the **** off when I see people in public safety positions who only got their job because of this bullshit liberal pussy society we live in. People like this should not even be hired to begin with. I'm tired as ****, and I still took the time to come on here and write this, thats how bad this fatass and his bubonic ****ing plague get on my nerves. Oh yeah, and he hacks all over everybody and everyone is getting sick all the time.

I know its not meant to be, but man that is some funny shit, i feel for you mate i had a workmate who stank of BO realy badly, eventualy i jst told him to get a fuken bath r stay away from me, youl have to do the same. R next time hes coughing and splutering on you and the rest of the class spit all over him and inform him the same will happen everytime. he will soon leave or go to the docs.

**Puffader** · 03-31-2006, 08:50 AM

I have scum like this at my Job. I'm a network engineer and all the geeks here are fat asses and are always sick, coughing or sneezing around me. This is what I do. I bark out a loud "Go to your doctor" then I stand up with my bottle of Germ-X and rub it on my hands. In fact, if I touch anyone’s keyboard I use this stuff. I can't stand unhealthy fat, disgusting, sick people....
I told some guy just yesterday to wash his hand after he took a piss. The bastard tried to walk out the door after taking a piss without washing his hands. He was like "Oh, sorry man" and washed his hands. Nasty people!

**Pooks** · 03-31-2006, 09:02 AM

THATS FUNNY!!
LLOL

call the fat kid out.

HOW U GONNA RESUCE ANYONE BEING SOHEAVY!?

**ManWhore** · 03-31-2006, 09:39 AM

kill him

**Big Broker 1** · 03-31-2006, 09:57 AM

Next time he comes into class rip the milk and soda out of his hand and pour it on him, then scream as loud as you can YOU FAT FU*K GET ON A DIET...he will quit for sure.....

**heavyrotation92** · 03-31-2006, 10:31 AM

Maybe its just me, but when someone is bother me in my personal space i just tell them. I dont care what he thinks. I have gotten complaints of selfishness tho.

**oldman** · 03-31-2006, 11:04 AM

Wait.. wait.. maybe its SS that is drinking the coco milk and coughing and others are picking on him and he is doing one of those "my friend does this" thing.. hmmmmmm

Take a picture of this dude.. I cannot see how he could be so fat and sick and be in the Fire Department.

~Old

**Tony Bologna** · 03-31-2006, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by Puffader

I told some guy just yesterday to wash his hand after he took a piss. The bastard tried to walk out the door after taking a piss without washing his hands. He was like "Oh, sorry man" and washed his hands. Nasty people!

Why? My d!ck is always clean and if you didn't piss all over your hands like a retard then why wash? lol...

**Pooks** · 03-31-2006, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by Tony Bologna

Why? My d!ck is always clean and if you didn't piss all over your hands like a retard then why wash? You may have alittle OCD dude lol...

I pissed all over my hand and than i patted u on the back for a good job done.

**Myka** · 03-31-2006, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by Puffader

I told some guy just yesterday to wash his hand after he took a piss. The bastard tried to walk out the door after taking a piss without washing his hands. He was like "Oh, sorry man" and washed his hands. Nasty people!

I must say if someone said that to me on my way out...I would have to punch them in the throat...and no I dont play a tough guy irl...

**Tony Bologna** · 03-31-2006, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by Pooks

I pissed all over my hand and than i patted u on the back for a good job done.

As long as i didn't know you pee'd on your hands you can put them fingers in my mouth.

**Pooks** · 03-31-2006, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by NewKid

I must say if someone said that to me on my way out...I would have to punch them in the throat...and no I dont play a tough guy irl...

or atleast tell him to suck my ballz lol

**AnabolicAndre** · 03-31-2006, 12:24 PM

Mmmmm dooughnuttts and choc milk mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

**stayinstacked** · 03-31-2006, 02:35 PM

Well, the thing is we've tried to help this guy out. We have to do mandatpry pt and train every other day, but the kid is just lazy, plain and simple. He doesnt want to put forth any physical effort, people have said shit to him before, he just doesnt care. And if you wondered how he got the job to begin with, the fire fighter physical agility test here is a friggin' joke. They give you 7 minutes to accomplish so many tasks, I did mine in 2 min and 30 sec if that tells you anything.

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