is if i had a .45 caliber pellet gun that used an entire co2 canister per shot. haha, id fu_k some sh_t up with that. anyone else got any cool ideas?
Dbol Junkie
is if i had a .45 caliber pellet gun that used an entire co2 canister per shot. haha, id fu_k some sh_t up with that. anyone else got any cool ideas?
Dbol Junkie
winning the lottery would be cool too...
Dbol Junkie
id have money, a big screen tv... and there would be SLUTS EVERYWHERE!!!
Dbol Junkie
Originally Posted by Tren Bull
or maybe a shotgun style pellet gun that shot 10-15 very large and semi hollow steel balls.
Dbol Junkie
or maybe having my parents go away for a week, so i can smoke constantly all day while whoring it up on AR
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what whould be cool if i were to get laid tonight
Member
Hit me up whenever they head out, bro.or maybe having my parents go away for a week, so i can smoke constantly all day while whoring it up on AR
Dbol Junkie
hell yea bro, gotta love females.
Dbol Junkie
they're gone right now bro, just left this morning. haha, i got two fans going right now. dont want to stank up the house
Banned
haha this is like ur own whoring thread
Dbol Junkie
haha yea. i was just chillin and then i got the strong urge to talk about guns. haha, im a little out of it today.
Member
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what whould be real cool is if 4wheelparts didnt send my new, lift,rims,tiers,and bumpers to my old address in Austin !!!!! the shit whould be here right now !!!!
Member
That sucks, bro. What kind of ride you putting all that on?
Dbol Junkie
damn bro, thats no good. but the company does realize that they sent it to the wrong address right?
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my rubicon
NASM~AFPA~CPT
hey guys you think i should fuvk this fat chick that wont leave me alon, she has a hott face she's like at the make or break point on fatness and she'l prollly end up breaking but she's a waitress at the pool hall i got to 4 nights a week, and im not gonna quit playing pool so what to do ???? and me she calls me all the time guys she called me three times today i tell her i dont want a relationship and shes like me either i think she just want some dick,
damnit my I pod just went dead !!!
Member
That's hot. In high school I had a CJ-7 up 4" on 33" swampers, it looked mean. Fun as hell. Ended up skipping it off a few trees...still sold it for more than I payed for it initially + upgrades.
Member
More cushion for the pushing. Rock her out.
Dbol Junkie
you know what is very cool? pretty girls have been hooking up the free.... uhhh, stuffive been smoking lately. how cool is that?
NASM~AFPA~CPT
rock her out , i never heard that one before, i may as well give her the pleasure
NASM~AFPA~CPT
you know what is very cool? pretty girls have been hooking up the free.... uhhh, stuff
thats cool are you getting to eat there noose as well
Member
Noose! What a great word.
Dbol Junkie
one of them ive been hooking up with for awhile now, but at the moment shes got a girlfriend. the other chick just broke up with her boyfriend so im gonna spend some time with her in a minute to see what happens.
Banned
you know what would be cool, if my quad would work.
Dbol Junkie
problem is, sh_t is pretty complicated with the first chick (the one in a relationship) cause shes HELLA sprung off me. and shes the jealous type so its like if i hook up with the chick thats single, sh_t might get fu_ked up with the other girl. i really like her too
Dbol Junkie
whats wrong with it? you burn up the engine running from the cops?
Banned
no this is a different quad, bought it last week, just a 300ex but the cocksucker is ****ed, paid next to nothing for it though.
Member
That's kind of hypocritical. Then again, bi chicks are crazy. Good luck with that, bro. I say try to hit 'em both. And the bi chick, try to get in on it w/ her girlfriend too.
Dbol Junkie
well, im not really attracted to her girlfriend. i hella love this girl though. we got that kind of connection thats very hard to find. like i could talk to her all day about anything and be totally entertained. shes fu_kin beautiful too
Member
Girls like that are nearly non-existent. Get her to blow off her g/f and have her for yourself, bro. Sounds like a keeper.
Dbol Junkie
more or less yea i agree. shes totally unfaithfull though so i cant date her. the more i hook up with her, the more im gonna be sprung off her which makes things very delicate between us. but we've been playing this game for years. i cant help it man, i know damn well im gonna get hurt but i cant help it cause i like her so much
NASM~AFPA~CPT
bang her now tren you must conquer the noose.
Dbol Junkie
if it happens then great, but i dont want her to do it while shes still with her girlfriend cause then shel totally regret everything and feel resentment towards me for helping her cheat on someone she supposedly really loves. its weird though, they just argue when they are together. i think a breakup is gonna happen soon.
Dbol Junkie
either way, i want to have a chick to go down on when im on my next cycle. my tongue is already really strong. i want to make it even stronger... i love hearing girls moan
Dbol Junkie
yea... eating pussy is cool
Member
****ing right. I love that shit. Unless it just reaks like something died in there.yea... eating pussy is cool
Dbol Junkie
ugghhh, thats all bad. sometimes little wads of toilet paper get stuck in there. it really sucks when you go down on a chick in a dark room when she got that going on. fortunately its only happened once
Member
ROFLMAO!!!!!
It's so much funnier 'cause I know exactly what you're talking about...hahahahahahahahaha
Last edited by PhishStasH; 05-20-2006 at 07:32 PM.
NASM~AFPA~CPT
hahahahha O man thats funny, its happend to me but what do you expect when you eat noose in a porter potti at a Jack Jhonson concert ?
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