http://www.ety.com/HRP/racehate/talmud1.htm
I was reading off a site that Script posted and this is some shit.
I found these ones particularly funny.
Gittin 69a . To heal his flesh a Jew should take dust that lies within the shadow of an outdoor toilet, mix it with honey and eat it.Baba Mezia 59b. A rabbi debates God and defeats Him. God admits the rabbi won the debate.Gittin 70a . The Rabbis taught: "On coming from a privy (outdoor toilet) a man should not have sexual intercourse till he has waited long enough to walk half a mile, because the demon of the privy is with him for that time; if he does, his children will be epileptic."