Weighing in Heavy !!!

[5minsforfighting]

In a few weeks Ill be getting weighed in for hockey .. Everyear they do this and I want to be as heavy as possible just for the weigh in .. Why i want to be heavy is cause it looks good on your stats in the yearbook ... anyways last year i drank and big thing of water and chowed down some pizza and thought that would help ... i think it did a little ... anyone got any suggestions that might help me put on a few extra pounds just for the weigh in .. btw its usually done at 6am in the morning ... thanks in advance

[MIKE_XXL]

2-3 days before your weight in take some Diuretics, then cut your water intake to zero for about 24 hours, now go and have a great shitty meal at McDonalds, or large pizza and drink as much as you can, and repeat again, have a 3-4 meals like that before the weigh in and you should be able to be heavier from all the water you body will be retaining...XXL

DIURETIC USE CAN BE DANGEROUS, SO PLEASE USE AT YOUR OWN RISK AND BE CAREFULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

[5minsforfighting]

thanks bro .. sounds like a great idea .. anybody have any other suggestions??

[tt333]

Eat everything.

[RoNNy THe BuLL]

Eat, and tape a 45lb plate to your back.

[5minsforfighting]

Wish i could tape a plate to my back .. but they make us gear down to basically nothing .. any other suggestions ??

[palme]

Try and swallow the plate