No One Home?

[kyjelly]

I am as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar. What is going on?

She wasnt there, but there was an elderly woman. Thing is, she had more wrinkles than an elephant scrotum. I mean, she looked maybe alright, but damn, you could tell that she stroked more wood than a furniture polisher.

[tonytone]

rrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiight i guess i missed something

[IronFreakX]

This is not my 2nd username btw........

[kyjelly]

rrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiight i guess i missed something

What you miss? I guess I can post it again if you like.

[NotSmall]

I am as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar. What is going on?

She wasnt there, but there was an elderly woman. Thing is, she had more wrinkles than an elephant scrotum. I mean, she looked maybe alright, but damn, you could tell that she stroked more wood than a furniture polisher.

Wow, you're so wacky and interesting.....

[kyjelly]

Well dude, I expect to go on this blind date with a "20" year old.

Go to the door, and opens up this f***n' 90 year old woman in a f***n' bikini.

It was akward

[G-1000]

Well dude, I expect to go on this blind date with a "20" year old.

Go to the door, and opens up this f***n' 90 year old woman in a f***n' bikini.

It was akward

ROFLMAO

[IronFreakX]

Well dude, I expect to go on this blind date with a "20" year old.

Go to the door, and opens up this f***n' 90 year old woman in a f***n' bikini.

It was akward

If shes rich I woulda stayed around married her and get all her money when she dies.

Intense sex, push cigs, alcohol, coke, adrenaline pumping activites while shes using the previous, and shell most likely die in the next couple of years.

Did you get a blowjob atleast and think of ur guyfriend who gave u the handjob?? JK

[tonytone]

Well dude, I expect to go on this blind date with a "20" year old.

Go to the door, and opens up this f***n' 90 year old woman in a f***n' bikini.

It was akward

now it makes sense....

i have only been on a blind date once (in highschool), and NEVER AGAIN

[chest6]

90 y.o. in a bikini lol..thats gotta suck

[kyjelly]

yeah, Im never doing that internet BS again, unless I see a webcam or something.

Nah, no blowjob.....we went all the way! Her experience was too great to pass up.

[tonytone]

yeah, Im never doing that internet BS again, unless I see a webcam or something.

Nah, no blowjob.....we went all the way! Her experience was too great to pass up.

i would not do it even if i did see a webcam.....

[kyjelly]

Yeah, I just kinda stood there like wtf?

And she said...What? Stop looking so damn confused...like one of them blind lesbians at a fish market.

She was one naughty, weird grandma, or great grandma for that matter...


But then, I pulled an R Kelly and on her

[collar]

that would have been terrible man, dammm/

[Mizfit]

did ya hit it

[V_Vandetta]

did ya hit it

LMAO this is the same guy that posted a thread if another guys slaps your monkey and if you are thinking about a girl does it make gay??????????? sure he hit

[rar1015]

I am as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar. What is going on?

She wasnt there, but there was an elderly woman. Thing is, she had more wrinkles than an elephant scrotum. I mean, she looked maybe alright, but damn, you could tell that she stroked more wood than a furniture polisher.

lol..........i have a shirt that says "im as confused as a baby in a topless bar." Just thought i was say that but that sucks man.

[kyjelly]

Did I hit it? Well, she went straight for a bj.

Then she wanted more. But only stuck it in like 2 times, so it doesnt count...does it?

Then I went to the bathroom and finished the job myself....I mean, I didtn wanna go blue balls or anything.

It was a living nightmare...hell she looked dead for crying out loud

[G-1000]

Did I hit it? Well, she went straight for a bj.

Then she wanted more. But only stuck it in like 2 times, so it doesnt count...does it?

Then I went to the bathroom and finished the job myself....I mean, I didtn wanna go blue balls or anything.

It was a living nightmare...hell she looked dead for crying out loud

[hardgainer12]

Did I hit it? Well, she went straight for a bj.

Then she wanted more. But only stuck it in like 2 times, so it doesnt count...does it?

Then I went to the bathroom and finished the job myself....I mean, I didtn wanna go blue balls or anything.

It was a living nightmare...hell she looked dead for crying out loud

its illegal to have sex w dead folks around my town...shame on you

[collar]

LOL 2 times.

[Bojangles69]

this sounds fabricated, maybe not 100% but im not buying it

[rar1015]

I think its pretty funny!!!! (if its true)

[collar]

its not true but its funny anywa hehe.

[IronFreakX]

Old people give the best head!!! they have no teeth!!!!!!!

[Superhuman]

that's just nasty

[Mizfit]

its illegal to have sex w dead folks around my town...shame on you

Its not only illegal but a little nasty

[NotSmall]

Its not only illegal but a little nasty

Just a little?

[kyjelly]

Old people give the best head!!! they have no teeth!!!!!!!

hhahahahahahaha

man, that was funny.

And trust me, I know.

[G-1000]

Its not only illegal but a little nasty

what if they just died and the body is still worm.


Is that nast also? Oh OH and what is she was real hat for a dead person?

[goodcents]

I call bs

[Mizfit]

what if they just died and the body is still worm.


Is that nast also? Oh OH and what is she was real hat for a dead person?

oh well i guess we all got some sort of fetish -but in my mind this is a bit much