Favorite Newbie Questions!!!!

[inertia]

why does my butt hurt when the pin breaks in my ass and i try to sit down?

are the rings around my neck from the bee sting or the 1000iu of slin?

i was soo pumped i dropped the 45 plate on my foot i dont feel a thing and my foot turned black ,what do i do?

what is your favorite newbie question?

[MBaraso]

"Can I really drink Winny?"

M

[MBaraso]

The all time best newbie question had to be Lunitics thread over at Elite, when he was asking why he was in so much pain from injecting straight into his asshole!

M

[Shredz]

Originally posted by MBaraso
The all time best newbie question had to be Lunitics thread over at Elite, when he was asking why he was in so much pain from injecting straight into his asshole!

M

[freak of the week]

Here's one I saw "My first cycle please help. My neighbor found me with a pin in my ass how do I explain it to her?" lol

[inertia]

Originally posted by MBaraso
The all time best newbie question had to be Lunitics thread over at Elite, when he was asking why he was in so much pain from injecting straight into his asshole!

M

gee...how does he think he will get miximum absorbtion??topica ,anal ,bioflavability

[MBaraso]

Inertia I don't think you were around when that thread was made but I'm trying to find it, but i'm having no luck.
It's definetly worth reading lol
Does anyone have that thread handy?

M

[kreper69]

Originally posted by MBaraso
The all time best newbie question had to be Lunitics thread over at Elite, when he was asking why he was in so much pain from injecting straight into his asshole!

M

That was the funniest sh*t I ever read. There was another one where some guy was shoving thai dbol's up his ass, and asking how long do they take to dissolve .

[kreper69]

http://www.fitnessboard.com/phpBB/vi...417535&forum=5
Here's the Anal-bol thread

http://209.11.101.247/ubb/Forum1/07-2000/023259.html
Did someone say they couldn't find the Lunatic thread

[MBaraso]

ROFLMAO
Those 2 threads have me in tears lmao

M

[testaprim]

Originally posted by MBaraso
The all time best newbie question had to be Lunitics thread over at Elite, when he was asking why he was in so much pain from injecting straight into his asshole!

M

that has got to be the funniest shit i have ever read!!!!!!

[inertia]

i just looked at the link and i started to drink my diet coke while i was reading it. i spit it all over the screen dying laughing. that is the funniest shit i have read in a long time

[Tank21]

Holy Shit! I just pissed myself at work? In the "ring" of his asshole. Fucking great! Analbol!

[BLOOD]

that's funny shit

[PsychoBB]

And i thought sust in the pecs hurt!!
Fuck it must hurt like hell injecting in the ring
I still can´t stop laughing

[kreper69]

Originally posted by inertia
i just looked at the link and i started to drink my diet coke while i was reading it. i spit it all over the screen dying laughing. that is the funniest shit i have read in a long time

[mexicali]

holy s**t !!!!


in the rim

[trimunex]

the RIM!!! that is the funniest shit I've read here yet! I read that over 10 mins ago and I'm still laughing. I'm glad I wasn't at work because everyone would want to know what was up.

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[RobNAUTICA]

oh man, u'd think they would have to check with some1 first to make sure they were doing it right before you actually did somthing like that. I know if some1 told me to pin or shove stuff up the "Out" hole i would have to think the person was just stupid and get a second opinion!

[still growin]

Just proof that I am not the stupidest person on the planet! LOL

[pump man]

i am fu#*ing going to die.this is one of the best post ive ever read any where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[latman49]

My favorite was the guy who was using 1/4cc of Reforvit-b a week and wanted to know if it was too much. His "guy" told him it was the most potent stuff available and that just 1/4cc a week would make him huge. Dude was clueless. I will see if I can find it and post a link

[latman49]

click here and read about halfway down...that is where the funny shit is

http://www.anabolicreview.com/vbulle...threadid=17603

[symatech]

classic...like many other said i dont know whether to cry or laugh....but i laughed in the end

[Lynn]

This is a pretty funny post that is from Today!!! on fitness board.
http://www.fitnessboard.com/phpBB/vi...855&forum=5&11

[inertia]

Originally posted by Lynn
This is a pretty funny post that is from Today!!! on fitness board.
http://www.fitnessboard.com/phpBB/vi...855&forum=5&11

[The French Curler]

The "muscle stretching" thread is pretty funny

[still growin]

Where do you guys get your muscle stretching pills from? J/K, don't all pm me at once!!!! lol lmfao

[kreper69]

Originally posted by Lynn
This is a pretty funny post that is from Today!!! on fitness board.
http://www.fitnessboard.com/phpBB/vi...855&forum=5&11

OMG that is hilarious!!
this is the best thread for humor ever.
first we got this guy with roids of steel. (analbol)
then lunatic takes his shot in the chute instead of the glute
now muscle stretching pills. i wonder if they're 17aa's. would you run them for 4wks to kick start. or throughout cylce 10wks.??

[Big_Dippin]

Originally posted by MBaraso
The all time best newbie question had to be Lunitics thread over at Elite, when he was asking why he was in so much pain from injecting straight into his asshole!

M

That has to be the best thread ever. Don't remember seeing it but damn, in the asshole!! That sucks

[majorpecs]

WTF?? I thought people that stupid were not allowed to buy steroids....

omg...i read that post to my wife, she looked at me, rolled her eyes, and said, "dumbass muscleheads, always looking for that extra edge...".....wooohooo...i laughed until she put her foot in my assssss!!!

[inertia]

Originally posted by majorpecs
WTF?? I thought people that stupid were not allowed to buy steroids....

omg...i read that post to my wife, she looked at me, rolled her eyes, and said, "dumbass muscleheads, always looking for that extra edge...".....wooohooo...i laughed until she put her foot in my assssss!!!

lol....major

[nyteen27]

hahahahahhahahhaaa

[hammerhead]

I saw one where a guy was trying to break the top off his 10ml bottle and "what do I do with all the rest of it." LMFAO

I've heard of another one where the guy was concerned about the tracks on his arms from using gear. I don't even want to know WTF he was doing! (I bet he wasn't getting the gains he expected)

I see newbies in the gym, mostly college kids, that work out the whole upper body every day and think they're going to get way ahead of us lazy old fucks that only work muscles once a week.

I like it when you tell a newbie that a cycle of just 10 d-bols a day won't do any good so they decide to take 30 d-bols a day. (can I buy a life insurance policy on you?)

I was a newbie just a few months ago and you guys ruined it for me I was so looking forward to shoving those pills up my ass ....

LMMFAO

[inertia]

this is not on the form of a question but.....http://www.anabolicreview.com/vbulle...threadid=32978

[D3m3nt3d]

all i can say is oh my FUCKING god...i have NEVER read threads that made me tear up from laughing so hard =\

[rangerdudeleads]

I like this one , My ding dong wont get hard anymore every since i been on my Deca only cycle, what is the problem? hehehe

[hammerhead]

You know it is said that injecting winny into a muscle makes it bigger. I wonder if anyone has ever injected gear into their dick thinking it will make it bigger??? I bet somebody somewhere has asked that question before. "Will injecting Winny into my dick make it get bigger?"
Answer: yes. Go right ahead and try it. It also helps to slam a car door on it.