Minimizing splashback (this thread for hall of shame)

**stunner5000pt** · 12-24-2006, 11:29 PM

When using a urinal where do you guys aim?

Straight, down, sideway, not at all?

**audis4** · 12-24-2006, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by stunner5000pt

When using a urinal where do you guys aim?

Straight, down, sideway, not at all?

I pull it out and close my eyes

**JohnboyF** · 12-25-2006, 12:00 AM

Down...!!

straight is just askin for spalsh back

**stunner5000pt** · 12-25-2006, 12:27 AM

Originally Posted by FaizakaFez

Down...!!

straight is just askin for spalsh back

if you're aiming into the water the water will splash back on YOU

**JohnboyF** · 12-25-2006, 12:34 AM

thats why i step back a bit

**stunner5000pt** · 12-25-2006, 12:55 AM

Originally Posted by FaizakaFez

thats why i step back a bit

what about when the stream slows down?? then do you steps forward again??

I ve tried doing that but its too much work

i just use the stall...

**chest6** · 12-25-2006, 12:56 AM

dammit is it me or do some urinals have splash back no matter what...one i swear..i stepped back like 3 feet and i still got hit..dammit

**stunner5000pt** · 12-25-2006, 12:58 AM

Originally Posted by chest6

dammit is it me or do some urinals have splash back no matter what...one i swear..i stepped back like 3 feet and i still got hit..dammit

usually there are tiles so when you are done you cnat really see the splash on the floor but once there was cardboard on the floor near the urinal and once i was done i was wondering where i had been aiming because the cardboard looked really well sprayed

**l2elapse** · 12-25-2006, 12:59 AM

you gotta angle it!

**chest6** · 12-25-2006, 01:00 AM

is anglage key?

**l2elapse** · 12-25-2006, 01:04 AM

angle works for me

**stunner5000pt** · 12-25-2006, 01:12 AM

Originally Posted by justinandrews7

you gotta angle it!

what value of angle? 10 20 30... damn ill bring a compass just tell me howw

**l2elapse** · 12-25-2006, 01:36 AM

Originally Posted by stunner5000pt

what value of angle? 10 20 30... damn ill bring a compass just tell me howw

i would say around 47.5 degrees

***Narkissos*** · 12-25-2006, 02:27 AM

I shoot at the spaces between the grill of the drain.. no splashback.

**Booz** · 12-25-2006, 04:42 AM

you have got to be joking with this thread right?????

**Booz** · 12-25-2006, 04:42 AM

some-one is Uber bored on christmas morning lol...................

**Booz** · 12-25-2006, 04:43 AM

and for your information i wander round the pan..................

***G-1000*** · 12-25-2006, 04:43 AM

Down to the left or right what ever side someones feet are next to me. people love when you piss on there shoes.

**Booz** · 12-25-2006, 04:43 AM

oooooh look im a Whore...........................

***G-1000*** · 12-25-2006, 04:44 AM

Originally Posted by Booz

oooooh look im a Whore...........................

Yes you are.

**Red Ketchup** · 12-25-2006, 05:14 AM

I don't use urinals...

I'll use the toilet next to it and LIFT the damm seat! (god I hate peope who piss all over the seat!)

I've also been known to piss in the bathtub or sink (or out a window, or in the the potted plants...) at really wild parties back in college

but lets not go there!

Red

**beuleux** · 12-25-2006, 05:19 AM

Neither of those... I aim for the guy standing next to me

**abstrack** · 12-25-2006, 05:28 AM

I aim for the little holes in the urinal pad or piss on the pink urinal mint.

**Flagg** · 12-25-2006, 06:00 AM

Originally Posted by Booz

and for your information i wander round the pan..................

Ditto, i like to go for a bit of a wander round the pan as well.

**ecs44** · 12-25-2006, 10:08 AM

i piss on the urinal handle

**stunner5000pt** · 12-25-2006, 12:58 PM

i was semi serious with this thread...

but damn you guys are FUNNY

Originally Posted by RedKetchup

I don't use urinals...

I'll use the toilet next to it and LIFT the damm seat! (god I hate peope who piss all over the seat!)

I've also been known to piss in the bathtub or sink (or out a window, or in the the potted plants...) at really wild parties back in college but lets not go there!

Red

and

Originally Posted by beuleux

Neither of those... I aim for the guy standing next to me

***perfectbeast2001*** · 12-25-2006, 01:09 PM

I like to find a urinal with a cigaretter butt in it. I then pee on the butt trying to destroy all the paper and flush the tobacco down the grate. The burnt lump at the tip is hard to break up so I sometimes come back to finish it off later. If you can pee the paper off of the filter too then you are really cool...

**audis4** · 12-25-2006, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

I like to find a urinal with a cigaretter butt in it. I then pee on the butt trying to destroy all the paper and flush the tobacco down the grate. The burnt lump at the tip is hard to break up so I sometimes come back to finish it off later. If you can pee the paper off of the filter too then you are really cool...

you crack me up beast!!

**Booz** · 12-25-2006, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

I like to find a urinal with a cigaretter butt in it. I then pee on the butt trying to destroy all the paper and flush the tobacco down the grate. The burnt lump at the tip is hard to break up so I sometimes come back to finish it off later. If you can pee the paper off of the filter too then you are really cool...

LMAO i thought i was the only one that did that....................

**stunner5000pt** · 12-25-2006, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

I like to find a urinal with a cigaretter butt in it. I then pee on the butt trying to destroy all the paper and flush the tobacco down the grate. The burnt lump at the tip is hard to break up so I sometimes come back to finish it off later. If you can pee the paper off of the filter too then you are really cool...

if you drink a lot of water beforehand and you force the piss out it will come off

works for me, at least

***perfectbeast2001*** · 12-25-2006, 01:13 PM

LOL

**Superhuman** · 12-25-2006, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

I shoot at the spaces between the grill of the drain.. no splashback.

yeah I usually do that, but sometimes the spaces are too small so I shoot at the side and let it pour down like this <
LOL kinda bounces down and away from me

**cj1capp** · 12-25-2006, 02:12 PM

i just unroll it and and let it hang just above the surface of the water, im not sure what problem you all are having. J.K
I aim at the curved section of the bowl and let it flow easy into the bowl.

**abstrack** · 12-25-2006, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

I shoot at the spaces between the grill of the drain.. no splashback.

You take a handfull of talcum powder and throw it in the genital region and start pissing yourself

, just so the wet spot can give you and idea where to find it.

**Sage** · 12-25-2006, 02:21 PM

use a urinal for midgets or small kids. just pull it out and shoot it straight down

**chest6** · 12-25-2006, 03:01 PM

imma start anglin

**Foskamink** · 12-25-2006, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

I shoot at the spaces between the grill of the drain.. no splashback.

wise spot

**l2elapse** · 12-25-2006, 06:17 PM

this thread is pretty funny

**chest6** · 12-25-2006, 07:16 PM

i aim for fosk's feet in the stall

**l2elapse** · 12-25-2006, 07:17 PM

you gotta go with the angleage

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