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my girlfriend has just come into work to bring me a present,a fu**ing kitten!
i dont even like cats and the bloody thing wont shut up.
she bought it cus i had to put my dog down a couple of weeks ago and she thought it would cheer me up.
what do i do?i just dont like cats
should i let it loose,or just give it away.but dont wanna hurt the mrs feelings
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eat it
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I also hated cats. Trust me it will grow on you. I love dogs more but I enjoy the personalities of our cats though. They have such individual personalities.
P.S. You GF will be really pissed off with you. But she should have asked first maybe? But then it wouldn't have been a surprise.
Good Luck with that one Bro.
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thats funny,its shut up now iv given it some milk.but did feel like throwing it out the window cus it kept climbing up me and walking over the keyboard while i was trying to type.lol
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what does that mean?
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ill take it.. i like cats. they arent needy.
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haha i dont like cats either. but that thing is pretty cute. dont get rid of it, ur gf will be pist haha, just keep it at ur girls house or somthing?
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stuff it and curl it up in the corner, tell her its sleeping
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thats so fu**ing funny,i could treat it like the dog out of scrubs.lol
k.biz my mrs lives with me,otherwise id just give it away and tell her it ran away
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ouch well your shit out of luck then haha. its gonna be a good 14 years before it dies unless it catches some dieses... or gets poisoned (cough cough)
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That's sad, wrong and funny all at the same time
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Cats are awsome man, They don't need tons of attention and they are alot easier and more independent than dogs, if you dont want to give it attention, it will just sleep in a different room all day and not give you any problems. I have 3 dogs and its like trying to take care of kids, when I had cats I never had that problem.
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That's what I thought
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She just does not want u getting another dog.
Not sure what the advantages of having a cat around are, cause i never had much fun playing with one.
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Get rid of the Mrs.!!!
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find someone to take care of it, do not let it loose or give it to a shelter. if this is the case, i dont give a fck where you live, i will take the cat off your hands. animals need people to take care of them, not throw them away. if your not up for this, hey fine, but make sure that cat is taken care of by someone responsible, i am sick of the disreguard humans have for other living creatures. it is a defenseless baby. would you rather see it die or help it live?
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going to share a story, i am not much of one to talk about my personal life, but this time i will make an exception
my one office is in the middle of a metro area in a so-so neigborhood, i left the door of my office one day, and this cat came in, small kitten, beat up a little, i fed the cat and cleaned it up a little, cat spent the whole day in the office, i let her go when i closed, next day, cat came back, i asked a neighbor if they knew who's cat it was, she told me it was a stray. now i did NOT want a cat, not at all, but i couldnt leave this animal back on the street to face god knows what kind of danger, so i took the cat to a vet and kept her. she is a bit ill tempered, but so am i! lol! . all and all me and the cat are buddies, and the cat is a god pal for my dog.
a few days ago i ran into that same neighbor who informed me that there was another stray kitten in the neighborhood and some sick FCK let their piti bull intentionaly kill the animal in front of some kids and elderly ladies...... i can tell you how bad this eats at me inside!!!! to think this could have been the fate of my animal if i didnt step up to the plate makes me more glad i saved her. we are all capable of helping the weak. the choice is simple, you are either a "superman" or you are not. what is your choice?
on a side note, i told the elderly ladies and the neighbor hood kids to come and get me if they see that guy again.in my eyes, he is a dead man already.
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kick his ass Doc
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going to!
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get a big dog... maybe he'll eat the cat
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great advice deuche bag. grow up!
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ronan. do you like sex?
keep the kitten.
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ahahahaha
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I hate cats, but I have one living with me, and I have learned to accept it. It is a little spazzy, and ruined my 6 month old $3,500 (CDN) couch set... but what can I do? It's a little kitten who needs a home.
BTW, my girlfriend got it to cheer me up... and it didn't work.
But you'll learn to like it.
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Keep the cat. It will just hurt the cat if you get rid of it, and you and your g/f will always fight about that cat you got rid of.
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now that is good advice
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Maybe were he is from ur not considered a man till u have a kitty.
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cats are coo man. not like a dog in the sense of playing catch or going walking with you etc but just their attitude/personality is fvckin hilarious alot of times. dogs =$$ and to needy for me....so i like cats.....yes i have a vagina LOL
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i hate fvckin cats they do nothn but crap in my garden,as a matter of fact i
just hit my neighbours one up the ass with my catapult.............
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give the pussy a chance. i reckon the missus will love it anyway, so keep it for her sake. it will grow on you
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Kitty kitty kitty
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yeah not really sure what the hell he meant!!!!!!!!!!!
this kitten is actually growing on me,not half as annoyin as it first was,but it does claw and bite everything,mrs thinks its teething.
my mrs was sat on the bed with it when i got out the shower this mornin she held my pecker and i thought we were on,but she just waved it at the cat hopin it would claw it.
i wasnt impressed but she thought it was hilarious,
maybe my pecker is too small for the cat to be interested.lol.
oh and it still doesnt have a name...any ideas?
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he means put ur foot down and tel ur gf u dont want a poxy fukin cat and if u did u wouldv got one urself,tel her u hate fukin cats and if she dont take it back to whatever disease ridded flea pit she got it from u will ring its scraggy fukin neck and sling her out on her ear
at least thats what i think he meant
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mmmmmmmmmm.yeah maybe.but that just makes him sound like he hates women too.lol
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I love cats! They are independent but have cool personalities. i had to give mine to a friend when i moved because my new place didin't allow animals....but when i had her before I had just started dating Brian and when he came to stay for the weekend my cat pissed in his suitcase. hehe
she was a little territorial i think.
anyways the only thing i hate about cats is the smell of the litterbox. yuk
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So let me get this right...Your upset cause your gf gave you a little pussy at work?
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shed idnt' give you the cat...she wanted one and thought she'd "give " it to you as a "gift"
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x1,000,000
saw the post about someone shooting the cat with a bb gun a few months back and that made me sick. If anyone were to ever hurt any of my dogs or cats and their dead where they stand, to me their my children. It's sick to abuse something that cant fight for Itself..
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