so i went to the club last night

[Big voh]

I'vent been out for a long time but yesterday my friends pushed me into joining them in this one club. I thought to my self, damnn i'll take some hootie home with me but that shitt didn't happen. I was fvckin pissed coz all what the chicks were asking is "can i touch ur arms", are u a bouncer at this and that club,do u play football e.t.c.... I know many guys in here experience this like everyday. Okay i donn mind the attention but i try to have a descent convo with a lady but it doesn't get there. I don't know whether chicks are intimidated/afraid of big guys or is it juss feeling hot for nothing.
The only thing i like is, the bouncers have much respect if they notice you are a lifta. I get to enter for free and sometimes chill at the vip lounge.

What do u "BIG" guys think?? are chicks intimidated by your size??

p.s. much love & respect to the bouncers in here.

[Lexed]

dude lol no offense but your prob muscular and not that good looking. same thing with my friend we hit the club and he gets only attention on his arms but never gets any girls home. That could be one of the problems. Im smaller then him but I get more attention from the girls.

[Big voh]

dude lol no offense but your prob muscular and not that good looking. same thing with my friend we hit the club and he gets only attention on his arms but never gets any girls home. That could be one of the problems.

WTF??? I'm good looking. I've been told that many times. But then again i'm bald.

[stuball]

WTF??? I'm good looking. I've been told that many times. But then again i'm bald.

If you THINK your good looking your probally not !!! But you def. know your bald !!!!

[Mogamedogz]

You gotta get out there and dance with the honeys.... thats the way to take them home. Get yur grind on playa...

When I was in the Club phase... I never went home without busting. lol- (Even if it meant doing a parking lot sweep, and catching head from a last ditch chub rock). lol-

[Lexed]

some good advice from mogame

[Big voh]

You gotta get out there and dance with the honeys.... thats the way to take them home. Get yur grind on playa...

When I was in the Club phase... I never went home without busting. lol- (Even if it meant doing a parking lot sweep, and catching head from a last ditch chub rock). lol-

eyo playa i'm too big to go squeezing my self on the floor. Plus u know we liftas we gotta maintain our rep and not acting a fool on the floor. I'ma layed back dude so i prefer sitting by the counter or chilling at the vip.

[Lexed]

thats the problem though

[Testsubject]

Good looks and 'big pipes' isnt gonna get you laid man, you gotta know how to talk, and dance, If you are good at either of these two things you should have no problem taking a girl home from the club, its not that hard. You had girls coming up to you all night asking if you were a bouncer and asking to tounch your 'pipes' and you couldnt manage to take one home..........thats hurting my friend. And 'chicks' arent intimidated by big muscles, some of them are though, lol.

[Testsubject]

Plus u know we liftas we gotta maintain our rep and not acting a fool on the floor.

this makes me laugh!

[CoreyTampa09]

Dude, looking good and being big gets you shit. Putting yourself out there and making yourself out to be NOT the typical cliche muscleheaded, meatheaded, retard, jerkoff that every girl already assumes will get you the tail. Once they see you are actually socially capable of speaking in sentences and words more than 2 syllables, they will open up and care more about your
"pipes".

[Pooks]

Jump on a platform where the chicks dance and grind up on the butts if they dont slap you on the hand, buy them a drink and knock them out..
than drag them to you car, wait for them to awake,
and tell them u just had sex and u're suprised she dont remember, than take her to your apartment..

ummm maybe that will lend u in jail and not even get u laid in the process ****!

[chest6]

PFt...they feel on you thats when you get a free feel on them then its all downhill

[Pooks]

PFt...they feel on you thats when you get a free feel on them then its all downhill

YES CHEST is on to it!
Its ok to be slapped man, more fishies in the sea..
they feell u,,, u feel them..
if they like u're golden
if they dont u'l know right away, n **** em, wait till the next on, than eat them with peanut butter.

[Big voh]

Jump on a platform where the chicks dance and grind up on the butts if they dont slap you on the hand, buy them a drink and knock them out..
than drag them to you car, wait for them to awake,
and tell them u just had sex and u're suprised she dont remember, than take her to your apartment..

ummm maybe that will lend u in jail and not even get u laid in the process ****!

lol... maybe i'll try this move nxt time

[Pooks]

The big guy on the platform makes all the other guys jealous LOL
STAND UP THERE, n SCREAM OUT.. THIS IS MY HOUSE!!!! RAHHHHHH!!! (make a mean face)
pick up some random chick n put her on your shoulder, n pound your chest like KING KONG..

now that woudl be a sight.

[Big voh]

The big guy on the platform makes all the other guys jealous LOL
STAND UP THERE, n SCREAM OUT.. THIS IS MY HOUSE!!!! RAHHHHHH!!! (make a mean face)
pick up some random chick n put her on your shoulder, n pound your chest like KING KONG..

now that woudl be a sight.

bro WTF?? are u drunk?

[Pooks]

no :-(
LOL
I guess your thread just brought back me some memories of drunken times

[chest6]

YES CHEST is on to it!
Its ok to be slapped man, more fishies in the sea..
they feell u,,, u feel them..
if they like u're golden
if they dont u'l know right away, n **** em, wait till the next on, than eat them with peanut butter.

Yep..whenever girls feel on me Im like "hey if you get to then so do I"

Doesnt get much easier than that. Lol its good cuz usually they go for my chest lol..

[Anabolic CEO]

He is the bouncer!!! Stop flirting...start working....ROFL.

[Big voh]

He is the bouncer!!! Stop flirting...start working....ROFL.

bro, did u even read the first post??

[Mogamedogz]

eyo playa i'm too big to go squeezing my self on the floor. Plus u know we liftas we gotta maintain our rep and not acting a fool on the floor. I'ma layed back dude so i prefer sitting by the counter or chilling at the vip.

Dude, you dont gotta do the "Hammertime" or nothing like that... lol-

here is what you do. Try this next saturday night, and I GARUNTEE that you will end up atleast making out with a hot chick.

1. Buy a beer. Corona works (no lime). Even if you are cycling, one beer wont kill you. (If you dont drink, just buy a water).

2. Ease up to the outskirts of the dance floor.

3. Scan the area for a hottie who catches your attention. (Be weary of hotties who are dancing with a fat friend; unless you have a "wingman".)

4. Make eye contact to let her know that you are watching her shake her little "tail feather". If she looks back at you again (after the first eye contact is made) that is basically her saying "Yes" you can come on over here, and grind on me. I dig your big muscles.

5. Work your way closer to her. You dont have to dance; just find a place where you can stand closer to where she is. Chances are (if she is interested) she will start dancing closer to where you are standing.

6. Step on the dance floor, and do the classic head bop, hands in the air deal. Very easy, takes minimal to ZERO skill to do this dance move. Besides, it is merely a means to the end (the end being the backside of the hottie you are scoping out).

7. Start dancing behind the hot chick (VERY close without touching). At this point the hottie should take the initiative and lean herself back into you; giving you the Physical "Green Light". Take one hand, put it around her waist, and just grind with her to the rhythem. Let her lead. Just follow what she does.

8. After a couple of songs, ask her if she wants a drink. If she says no, keep dancing. If she says yeah, sweep her off the floor and away from the crowd. Then head for the bar.

9. Once you have your drink(s) find a spot to "Chill" and spit your game.

10. You should know within 5-10 minutes where the situation is headed. Make sure you compliment her excessively (even if you dont mean it). If you hit it off, invite her to the "after party" (aka your buddys house). If there is no after party, you will have to seal the deal swifter. So go dance some more and feed her a couple more drinks. If you get a bad vibe at any point in the process, move along and repeat the same steps with another chick. (Maybe one who caught your eye while you were dancing with the last one??).


Try it next weekend, and let us know how it works out.

[Lexed]

Sticky imo mogames guide to get girls in clubs for dummies.

[thegodfather]

Mogame....everything was fine until you said compliment her excessively...I have a lot of luck with not complimenting them, and saying really rude shit...Call me crazy, but it works a lot better then being a bitch and saying cheeseball shit like "your hair looks nice"...."i like your smile"... Instead Im like "did u buy that shirt at goodwill??"....

[slob]

8. After a couple of songs, ask her if she wants a drink. If she says no, keep dancing. If she says yeah, sweep her off the floor and away from the crowd. Then head for the bar.

worst idea ever.
Do not ever buy a chick a drink, or anything else for that matter, until u AT LEAST sleep with her.

[Bojangles69]

I’m going to critique this since I’m bored =]

Dude, you dont gotta do the "Hammertime" or nothing like that... lol-

here is what you do. Try this next saturday night, and I GARUNTEE that you will end up atleast making out with a hot chick.

1. Buy a beer. Corona works (no lime). Even if you are cycling, one beer wont kill you. (If you dont drink, just buy a water).

Ok you can race to the bar like 99% of the people out there or do what real players do and go around just saying hi to people first. Shake peoples hands, ask them if they’re having a good time. Make a SLOW entrance when you do this. It’s the funniest social gambit in the world. Because most people always look at who is coming through the door (if they’re by it) When you start shaking peoples hands and doing this you cause people (especially women) to notice you. They notice your friendly, your outgoing, and some even think you might be the owner or a promoter. By the time you actually go to the bar you may notice chicks starting conversation with you. After you do this first than you can get a drink.

2. Ease up to the outskirts of the dance floor.

Yes but DO NOT start that needy let me stare at every chick on the dance floor thing. You come off hungry, girls notice it, they HATE it. If your gonna dance just get your ass out there and move.

3. Scan the area for a hottie who catches your attention. (Be weary of hotties who are dancing with a fat friend; unless you have a "wingman".)

AHHH!!!! NO. Do NOT *SCAN*.
You should be at the club to have fun. Girls want a guy who’s at the club to have fun, not a guy who’s going there to scan for chicks. It comes off weird. Granted many men do it, which is why many men also go home alone.
Its OK to notice them from your peripheral vision. And its actually better if they have a fat friend and you DON’T need a wing man to isolate the hotty. But I’m not getting into how its done.

4. Make eye contact to let her know that you are watching her shake her little "tail feather". If she looks back at you again (after the first eye contact is made) that is basically her saying "Yes" you can come on over here, and grind on me. I dig your big muscles.

Yes let her know your stalking her. (*sarcasm) Many girls will be flattered that your attracted to them. But they will NOT fvck you because your disqualifying yourself when you do this shit. You don’t nonverbally request her permission to approach her. That’s a weak move. You approach her friend, NOT her. 99% of girls will be with some sort of friend. You win over the friend first and ignore her. She will try to jump into YOUR conversation while you treat her like a bratty sister like “who are you?”
Its called plotting a “jealousy plot”, and works like a charm.
Plus you disarm the friend from cockblocking. You SLOWLY let her qualify herself to you (which she will if your gaming the friend right) and than you SLOWLY reward her. But never give in completely. If you compliment her, pull away right after than ignore her. Its all push/pull. You want to spike her buying temperature, your not going to do that by doing what 99% of what other guys are doing to her. You have to be DIFFERENT. This is HOW you really do it.

5. Work your way closer to her. You dont have to dance; just find a place where you can stand closer to where she is. Chances are (if she is interested) she will start dancing closer to where you are standing.

Dance with her friends first, chances are she will follow. What is she gonna do? Stand there alone? If she does just command her “come on!! what are you doing?” than when you get on the floor dance her friends up (your throwing her head completely out of orbit by doing this shit) be touch and go with her. When she tries to dance in your space its ok at this point to briefly reward her and than pull away and go back to her friends, let her compete with he friends which she will naturally (because shes the better looking one, that’s why this dynamic always works) she NEVER loses. She’ll find herself going crazy for your attention and wont even know why.

6. Step on the dance floor, and do the classic head bop, hands in the air deal. Very easy, takes minimal to ZERO skill to do this dance move. Besides, it is merely a means to the end (the end being the backside of the hottie you are scoping out).

Um try not to bop your head too hard though and see if you can keep momentum in your hips. Girls find this much more appealing and its not much harder. Knowing how to move your hips conveys other valuable things to them.

7. Start dancing behind the hot chick (VERY close without touching). At this point the hottie should take the initiative and lean herself back into you; giving you the Physical "Green Light". Take one hand, put it around her waist, and just grind with her to the rhythem. Let her lead. Just follow what she does.

Yes when she takes the initiative shes QUALIFYING to you. She is NOT leading. If she is your setting the completely wrong frame with her. YOU’RE the man. YOU fvcking lead HER. It’s a slow push pull escalation. The second she does something you don’t like punish her by ignoring her, go back to her friends (no matter how ugly they may be)

8. After a couple of songs, ask her if she wants a drink. If she says no, keep dancing. If she says yeah, sweep her off the floor and away from the crowd. Then head for the bar.

NO NO NO!!! NEVER buy her a drink. You CAN ask her if she wants a drink, if she says “yes” you say “ok well might as well get me a bud while your over there.” DO NOT smile. A lot of girls will actually buy YOU a drink. Some will get snoody at which point you joke with her like “sorry I didn’t come here to buy women drinks.. If I won’t buy my own buddy a drink why would I get you one?” Be humorous. Its counterintuitive but girls are SOO attracted to guys who don’t supplicate to them. They want that nonconventional and unique man who’s not afraid to say no to them.

9. Once you have your drink(s) find a spot to "Chill" and spit your game.

Yes at some point you need to do a venue change or find a “dark corner” to isolate her. If her friends seem like they still may cockblock at this point ask them for permission, 99% of the time under this frame you’ve established they’ll let you take her “for a walk”.

10. You should know within 5-10 minutes where the situation is headed. Make sure you compliment her excessively (even if you dont mean it). If you hit it off, invite her to the "after party" (aka your buddys house). If there is no after party, you will have to seal the deal swifter. So go dance some more and feed her a couple more drinks. If you get a bad vibe at any point in the process, move along and repeat the same steps with another chick. (Maybe one who caught your eye while you were dancing with the last one??).

Make sure you DON’T compliment her at all. WTF!?! Guys actually get laid with this shit? She’s gotten a thousand and one compliments that night, shes looking for the one guy who will validate her for something other than the way she looks. Which is why girls will become frustrated at a bar and start teasing guys with no intention on ****ing them. Because all the *compliments are making them sick.
Think about it if you were a girl.
“You have nice eyes” they hear “I want to fvck you”
“Your so pretty” again “I want to fvck you”
The BEST thing to do when you isolate her is compliment her for something OTHER than her looks. Be like “so look, good looks are real common.. but that’s not why I’m with you right now, in fact. There is something else about you.. I’m not sure exactly what it is.. maybe you could tell me (laugh) but you just have this energy I’m attracted to, like you just seem different from all the other girls out there (you have to believe your own shit in order for her to believe it)
When she feels validated to you for some reason other than her looks she will fvck you. When things start getting heavy and if your into foreplay or w/e ALWAYS push her away and act like a chick like “omg what are we doing? I don’t even know you..” than reinitiate. This is chick crack for them. They love the whole emotional roller coaster. But you need to take them up to heights other guys don’t know how to reach and you also have to take them back down at points, lower than other guys are willing to go w/out being afraid she’ll leave. Don’t tell her to “fvck off” but when she does something you don’t like don’t hesitate a minute to let it be known.

Try it next weekend, and let us know how it works out.

Try w/e makes most sense to you. Just wanted to give a second perspective on this shit.

[CoreyTampa09]

Bojangles man, I fvcken love all your posts on this shit...when does the book come out?

[naturalsux]

Bojangles man, I fvcken love all your posts on this shit...when does the book come out?

i 2nd this.

[Lexed]

bojangles will you have my babies?

[Mogamedogz]

Good post Bojangles... but I was just laying down some basic "Introduction to picking up a slut" for the dude.

You've gone ahead and opened up "How to be a player "101".

You gotta learn to crawl before you can walk my man! You're gonna have this poor kid walking into a club shaking peoples hands, looking like a fool. lmao.... that is some " for experienced players only" shit.

[Lexed]

god I love the ppl on these forums. thanks mogame and bojangles for making my day

[AnabolicErick]

holy shit dude ... lexed i bet bojangles has about 1000 kids with his evil chick hunting ways

[number twelve]

i dont know if this was said yet, but why are you trying to have a deep conversation if your just trying to bring a hoe home?? let her feel your guns and get all turned on and throw her over your shoulder and carry her home

[beatango2008]

man I gotta see how big you are if you claim to be that big. posts some pics

[auslifta]

this thread was full of useless high school advice untill bo comes on here

[Big voh]

Many props to Bojangles69 and Mogamedogz. I'm sure many of us here have learn't something from these guys. I'm definately gonna try this nxt weekend and see how it's gonna roll.
Hands down guys.

[Uconish]

if i have to hear one more thread about "why cant i get laid....im sooooo f*ckin huge" i think im gonna puke!!

[Kennedy]

My eyes are watering, that is how hard I am lau***ng, you guys never cease to crack me the **** up whenever I come on this board!

Great thread hahahaha

[chest6]

lol Bo saves the day yet again.

I find myself reading his posts with utmost concentration about this shit LOL

[Bojangles69]

Bojangles man, I fvcken love all your posts on this shit...when does the book come out?

Thanks man, and anyone else who finds my advice usefull.

As for the book, I'm aiming for some time before the end of summer, but I will most def keep you all posted as I get closer to actually finishing it