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    has this ever happened to you?

    yesterday i was doing squats and i pissed myself and then i puked. i guess thats a sign that it was a bad ass workout? haha

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    puke...yes, piss....no

    For your sake, I hope the gym was empty and nobody noticed .. would hate to be in your shoes

    at least now you know to empty your bladder before you squat next time

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    Sure I've puked, but pissed myself? That's not entirely normal outside of the special olympics training center.

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    it was the gym on the base where i work at like 11 at night nobody was there. the piss circle was like.... 6 inches around on my boxers. i didnt like complely unleash
    Last edited by 777rocky777; 08-15-2007 at 01:01 AM.

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    Pissing yourself a sign of a good workout ? Ummm no, its a sign that you need some depends.

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    i shit myself once, thought it was just gas, that wanted out

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    Quote Originally Posted by wascaptain5214
    i shit myself once, thought it was just gas, that wanted out
    I've shit my pants before...... when I was 2
    jk I did it a few mounths ago, but don't tell anyone k

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    Quote Originally Posted by wascaptain5214
    i shit myself once, thought it was just gas, that wanted out
    I hate when that happens... I always end up clenching my ass cheeks and walking as normally as I can to the bathroom -.-

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    bbwwaaaaaahahahaha

    ok wait now....


    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaahahahaha

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    i love this thread, ive sharted many times but piss myself ,uuhhmm, NO!

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    oh man this is too much! o.k. for some reason I can understand the shittin' yourself but not the pissing yourself

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    on an additional note,

    perhaps some daily kegelling exercises will help

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    "Got Prostate?"

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    What did you take prior to the workout?

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    WOW...what else can be said when you understand shitting yourself while doing squats.....pissing is a sign of problems though....WOW....

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    WOW...what else can be said when you understand shitting yourself while doing squats.....pissing is a sign of problems though....WOW....
    as for problems please refer to post #13.. thank you and have a nice day

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    Pre workout I ate some yogurt and oatmeal and took my creatine. when i was done with my workout i could hardly walk out of the gym i caught myself almost falling a few times. it really was a good leg workout. i didnt realize i pissed myself till i got home actually. it was either from squats or leg curls. possibly leg curls seeing how you lay on your stomach. i dont know. i think i just pushed myself really hard. if that means pissing a little... SO BE IT! haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by wascaptain5214
    i shit myself once, thought it was just gas, that wanted out
    Well, you know what they say...

    A fart is usually a turd honking for the right of way...

    Red

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    Quote Originally Posted by 777rocky777
    Pre workout I ate some yogurt and oatmeal and took my creatine. when i was done with my workout i could hardly walk out of the gym i caught myself almost falling a few times. it really was a good leg workout. i didnt realize i pissed myself till i got home actually. it was either from squats or leg curls. possibly leg curls seeing how you lay on your stomach. i dont know. i think i just pushed myself really hard. if that means pissing a little... SO BE IT! haha
    Sorry man, if you push yourself you throw up. The only people who get away with pissing themselves are people 80+.

    I still can't understand why you would even post this.

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    i cant understand why 2 dudes are making out in your avatar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 777rocky777
    i cant understand why 2 dudes are making out in your avatar?
    "Push yourself really hard" to think about it and get back to me when the answer comes to you or you pee your pants whichever comes first.

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    I've farted before and made some guy drop his weights. It was pretty cool actually - the power I have....

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    Quote Originally Posted by briancb1
    I've farted before and made some guy drop his weights. It was pretty cool actually - the power I have....

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    Squats usually seem to make fart. That's about it though.
    One I cracked a really big one between sets of dumbbell press. The guy next to me jumped back a couple feet and said to his friend "Dude, was that you?". I don't know if he noticed but I started lau***ng. It was kinda loud in there though.

    I have come close to throwing up many many times. I have never actually done it though. I don't throw up very easy at all though. Otherwise I am sure it would have happened.

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    im pushing hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....nothing happened

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