help in the sack!!!!!!!!!!

**KidGalahad** · 08-20-2007, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by bpm1

get a scrip for paxil, u'll be able to go for hrs no prob

Yeah, you'll last, until you blow your brains out because of the major depressive disorder (#1 side effect), of course

**bpm1** · 08-20-2007, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by KidGalahad

Yeah, you'll last, until you blow your brains out because of the major depressive disorder (#1 side effect), of course

a small price to pay for improved sex, IMO,jk lol

**PEWN** · 08-20-2007, 08:46 PM

atleast you will dies happy... skeet skeet..

**buffgator** · 08-20-2007, 08:56 PM

sometimes I will just tell my wife hold on im getting close, than I will just stop for a little bit and the feeling goes away.

**PEWN** · 08-20-2007, 09:04 PM

go allota nerve...

**PEWN** · 08-20-2007, 09:11 PM

ahhhhhh what...

**lightwaytbaby** · 08-20-2007, 09:13 PM

erright...

**KidGalahad** · 08-20-2007, 09:17 PM

Give me a break. I'm just trying to get to 100 and I'm losing focus.

Ugh...

**jon77** · 08-20-2007, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by buffgator

sometimes I will just tell my wife hold on im getting close, than I will just stop for a little bit and the feeling goes away.

If any of you know what/where your pc muscle is, and exercise it regularly, you will know what I'm saying......
One time I had been at it for at least a good 30-40 minutes with this chick. She'd already had a couple of orgasms and we both were drenched with sweat,
sheets soaked. Anyways I was on top and played like I was getting tired, slowed down almost to a stop. Little did she know I had been holding a giant for the past 5 minutes

...I grabbed her by her hair and started growling loud like a lion, while I pounded away and hosed a river inside her. The look on her face was a mix of excited,scared,and omg wtf just happened.

Moral of the story.......exercise your pc muscle, as you can go longer in life without viagra or any of that other shit............

**batlin** · 08-20-2007, 09:20 PM

I am on lexapro, that shit helps like no other, helps so good i cant cum 75% of the time.. kinda sucks.. but hey they never complain

... well till the next morning...

**KidGalahad** · 08-20-2007, 09:23 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubococcygeus_muscle

Jon speaks truth.

**bulldawg_28** · 08-20-2007, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by epc512

When you feel you'rw getting close to cumming, either flick your testicles slightly, or just pull down on them slightly. The best time to do this is when your doing her doggy style.

seriously???

I know it sounds strange, but it serously works. I read about it in an old sex book that I "borrowed" from a friend.

Oh btw, she wont see you doing this if you're doing her doggy.

**KidGalahad** · 08-20-2007, 09:39 PM

Originally Posted by bulldawg_28

I know it sounds strange, but it serously works. I read about it in an old sex book that I "borrowed" from a friend.

Oh btw, she wont see you doing this if you're doing her doggy.

Yeah, EYES FRONT, MISSY!!!

"Don't you ****ing look at me!"
-Frank, Blue Velvet

**bulldawg_28** · 08-20-2007, 09:42 PM

^^Exactly.

**jon77** · 08-20-2007, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by KidGalahad

Yeah, EYES FRONT, MISSY!!!

"Don't you ****ing look at me!"
-Frank, Blue Velvet

Why? She sees them very well during tea bagging..........

**bulldawg_28** · 08-20-2007, 09:48 PM

Nice pic jon77. Is that wifey from wifeysworld?

**jon77** · 08-20-2007, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by bulldawg_28

Nice pic jon77. Is that wifey from wifeysworld?

The one and only.........even if she was my sister, I'd marry that woman in a fraction of a heartbeat!

**lightwaytbaby** · 08-20-2007, 10:01 PM

dam porn freaks...

*subscribes to wifeys world...

**jon77** · 08-20-2007, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by lightwaytbaby

dam porn freaks...

*subscribes to wifeys world...

I'm actually a member of her fan club, and have exchanged emails with her a few times. No Joke

Actually I think it's a pretty good investment considering the specialty content involved peaks my interests through the roof.........

**bulldawg_28** · 08-20-2007, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by jon77

The one and only.........even if she was my sister, I'd marry that woman in a fraction of a heartbeat!

Oh hell yes. Even though she's probably old enough to be my mom I'd marry her too.

**gya321** · 08-20-2007, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by bignatt

eat her out till she comes.....then you dont have to last haha

Have to agree here. This is some funny sh1t though "flick your testicles" hahaha

**gya321** · 08-20-2007, 10:33 PM

Yeah ssris you will last forever buy have a half erect dick and never orgasm. At least in my experience. Honestly though communication is the way to go. Talk to her openly.

**KidGalahad** · 08-20-2007, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by gya321

Yeah ssris you will last forever buy have a half erect dick and never orgasm. At least in my experience. Honestly though communication is the way to go. Talk to her openly.

Wait...Talk!? To a woman? That's NEVER a winning proposition...

**jon77** · 08-20-2007, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by gya321

Honestly though communication is the way to go. Talk to her openly.

Hell yea...I love dirty talkin....

**KidGalahad** · 08-20-2007, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by jon77

Hell yea...I love dirty talkin....

Yeah, you can say hot stuff like "Your sister makes that same face!"

**gya321** · 08-20-2007, 11:37 PM

Hahaha you guys are something. Yeah dirty talk is nice as well. Jon Im loving the avatar though. Sh1t!

**l2elapse** · 08-21-2007, 03:58 AM

masturbate and learn your feelings when you are about to ejaculate. When you are about to ejaculate, stop all movement and rest 30 seconds, then continue.(Do 3-5 times before ejaculating) Give a solid 15 minutes to masturbate and workout your PC muscles. Use this and you will last longer

**epc512** · 08-21-2007, 07:53 AM

good advice..i think ill look into the pc exercises.

**briancb1** · 08-21-2007, 08:11 AM

make sure you always have an empty bladder and try beingon the bottom!

**epc512** · 08-21-2007, 09:50 AM

also i heard of trojan condoms that have stuff on them that make u last longer too...ne1 try those?

**jon77** · 08-21-2007, 09:55 AM

What are condoms?

**PEWN** · 08-21-2007, 10:04 AM

i want to feel it for christ sakes.... i dont want something to fake it less sesitive.... just stop being a virgin and hold the bullets in the chamber...

**DrHoliday** · 08-21-2007, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by epc512

hey all ..my problem is that i do not last long with this girl i am currently seeing. Im pretty well equipped down there and the previous girls ive done it with i havent had this problem...with this one ill do it 2-4 times each hang out and the first time of the night ill last like a minute and the others ill gradually go up to like 5 if im lucky.....idk wtf is wrong with me....ive tried alot of things....som1 gimme some god damn advice...no flaming plz

thanks alll

ur prolly thinkin bout it too much. jus go get some deca, lol. that'll numb up ur penis

**DrHoliday** · 08-21-2007, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by DrHoliday

ur prolly thinkin bout it too much. jus go get some deca, lol. that'll numb up ur penis

or try to get into some of the dirtiest porn you can find. get into anal, then when you have normal sex it won't get you too excited and you can just hump her like crazy and have crazy fun. and remember, it's not the sex that's the good part for the guy, it's the load busting at the end.

**KidGalahad** · 08-21-2007, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by jon77

What are condoms?

HAHA!!! Yeah, who uses those things!?

Whoever said try having her on top, that's a good one, too. Unless ur chick has crazy fast-twitch going on in her legs and can fvck as fast as you (or faster). I personally have never been with a girl who could make me cum with her on top.

**Mojoman** · 08-21-2007, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by buffgator

I cant do that, after I get off I have no more sex drive for a couple hours. Also sometimes my wife wants me to bust on her, and if its not allot she will be like what the f@#$, did you jack off today. She has this weird thing that I can jack off when she is not around, but I have to text her, or call her and get her permition. I actually think its kind of hot.

LOL, I wish my wife WANTED me to bust on her, I have to catch her off guard and squirt her from across the room!

**KidGalahad** · 08-21-2007, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by Mojoman

LOL, I wish my wife WANTED me to bust on her, I have to catch her off guard and squirt her from across the room!

That's almost more satisfying--like target practice...

Skeet shooting--literally!

**domeyeahaigh** · 08-21-2007, 12:19 PM

shit i wish i had this problem, my problem is that i cant come quick enough

**domeyeahaigh** · 08-21-2007, 12:19 PM

kid cool avy strongbad

**KidGalahad** · 08-21-2007, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by christopherallen

kid cool avy strongbad

Thx dude, Dangeresque!

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