Ever been called lumpy?

[Chitown Raider]

I'm laying in bed last night with this chic I got set-up with and she has her head on my chest while my arm is around her. Then she proceeds to tell me I'm too lumpy, I was like wtf? Then I remember my ex saying that too, she also said it was uncomfortable while laying together. I thought chics digged a guy with a nice body rather than some toothpick or fat ass.

[WEBB]

a gorl said i was perfect to cuddle with cause she felt safe and small and she loved usin me as apillow....never been called lumpy though, it doesnt seem bad though, at least your not softy....

[Chitown Raider]

a gorl said i was perfect to cuddle with cause she felt safe and small and she loved usin me as apillow....never been called lumpy though, it doesnt seem bad though, at least your not softy....

I hear ya, that would really suck.

[Panzerfaust]

Or "Fluffy"

[Atomini]

Lmao, didnt we go over this convo already 3 times in 3 different threads about those guys who are like "IVE GOT 22 INCH ARMS, WHY IS THAT BITCH WITH THAT SKINNY PIECE OF SHIT AND NOT ME!?!"

[Panzerfaust]

Lmao, didnt we go over this convo already 3 times in 3 different threads about those guys who are like "IVE GOT 22 INCH ARMS, WHY IS THAT BITCH WITH THAT SKINNY PIECE OF SHIT AND NOT ME!?!"

I came close to telling him to get over himself, but I didn't have the energy so I injected the "fluffy" comment instead.

[soccer#3]

Lmao, didnt we go over this convo already 3 times in 3 different threads about those guys who are like "IVE GOT 22 INCH ARMS, WHY IS THAT BITCH WITH THAT SKINNY PIECE OF SHIT AND NOT ME!?!"

i was just thinkin of that. i bet thats why he got into liftin weights

[Chitown Raider]

I came close to telling him to get over himself, but I didn't have the energy so I injected the "fluffy" comment instead.

Alright, It's not about getting over myself. It's about bitches wanting a man that keeps in shape then they bitch and moan when their uncomfortable to sleep within your arms. Funny thing is before I started working out and I was toothpick a.k.a. Brad Pitt, G/F's felt comfortable sleeping within my arms. It's just frustrating when you wanna sleep comfortably.

[Amorphic]

Alright, It's not about getting over myself. It's about bitches wanting a man that keeps in shape then they bitch and moan when their uncomfortable to sleep within your arms. Funny thing is before I started working out and I was toothpick a.k.a. Brad Pitt, G/F's felt comfortable sleeping within my arms. It's just frustrating when you wanna sleep comfortably.

i dont think ive been able to sleep comfortably for months now that i think of it. it sucks, but its part of the game, i just use a ton of pillows to support myself.

[Chitown Raider]

i dont think ive been able to sleep comfortably for months now that i think of it. it sucks, but its part of the game, i just use a ton of pillows to support myself.

In the end of the night we sleep on our own sides of the bed. When was the last time you actually ever woke up in the someone's arms that you feel asleep in?

[Amorphic]

In the end of the night we sleep on our own sides of the bed. When was the last time you actually ever woke up in the someone's arms that you feel asleep in?

i usually wake up on seperate sides of the bed as well. most of the night i toss and turn or just cant get comfortable enough to sleep. my last gf just stopped trying to sleep near me.

[dupa95]

A guy that works at my gym I call him lumpy, He calles me stick boy

[soulstealer]

i usually wake up on seperate sides of the bed as well. most of the night i toss and turn or just cant get comfortable enough to sleep. my last gf just stopped trying to sleep near me.

LOL at least your apartment isnt tiny... means I have a small bed so my G/F banishes herself to the couch in the middle of the night.... I dont sleep well at all either...

[DSM4Life]

Is being called "lumpy" a good thing

[Lexed]

I wonder what girls called Tai

[paulzane]

I wonder what girls called Tai

Fat!

[paulzane]

My ex wife used to complain that sleeping with me was like sleeping next to a brick.

[perfectbeast2001]

a few friends call me lumpy as a nickname. Most girls call me sexybum for some reason.

[Timm1704]

wow PB you look great in that avvy.

I was laying under a sheet once on a beach in the nite, had fell out with the missus and didnt want to be anywhere near her, so went to kip on a sunlounger. The beach security came along, and in a spanish accent told me to get off and leave. I asked where he was from, mentioned his boss (i worked in the same close-nit security industry in magalluf). Turned out he is from a place in england not far from me, we got chatting, became friends for the rest of the summer. Anyway, i got up when he arrived, and removed the towel i was under, and he laughed, telling me i was all lumpy! i thought it was great

[Timm1704]

p.s i realise how gay that last post made me seem

[Chitown Raider]

p.s i realise how gay that last post made me seem

[IronReload04]

if it makes you feel anybetter, terrel owens refers to his muscles as lumps. "i started werkin out, and now i got lumps everywhier"

[Odpierdol_sie!]

p.s i realise how gay that last post made me seem

lol we aint prejudice here...

[WEBB]

didnt a girl call Tai fluffy once...i thought i remeber that...

[perfectbeast2001]

p.s i realise how gay that last post made me seem

LOL hey weve all been there... your lonely on a beach after a row with the missis, a good looking guy turns up and pays you a compliment, one thing leads to another and.... Happens to me all the time when im under my sheet on wimbledon common.

[Ajc330]

didnt a girl call Tai fluffy once...i thought i remeber that...

you guys ever think half his shlt is made up sometimes? idk sometimes it's a little odd

[Chitown Raider]

you guys ever think half his shlt is made up sometimes? idk sometimes it's a little odd

Who knows it's the internet, lol.

[Ajc330]

good point this whole thread could be made up too!

[Chitown Raider]

good point this whole thread could be made up too!

Nah, I don't make up stories for the sake of conversation.