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    Teenagers!!!

    Whats Up fella's?
    Had to share this story with you because its kinda funny. I joined a new gym yesterday because its a 100 times better than my old one. Its full of teenagers though and thats the only draw back. Keep in mind I have never workout their!! I walked in to do my chest and back. As soon as I walked in all these kids just stared at me and started whispering amongst themselves. I finished up my bench and was heading over to do some incline dumbells when I was overtaken by kids. These kids came right up and asked me if I was juicing and if I could hook them up. I kinda just looked at them and said are you f****** serious? These boys had never seen me before and came right up and started talking about it. Talk about being taken back. I really did not know what to even say, and the only thing I could think is what BALLS. Of course I denyed taking anything, but they were persistant little buggers. I then caved in a bit and asked their age. Seems they are about to graduate high school and some were in their first year of college. I told them all they are to young and went through the whole diet and training talk with them, but they kept coming and followed me around the whole time. I guess I am still in shock and kinda dread my next workout there,lol. Anyone here ever had anything like this happen to them??

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    Yea, the nerve of some of these little pimple heads is truly amazing. Hey, at least you gave sound advice and if it happens again then maybe be a bit rude and just say something along the lines of '' the reason I look the way I do is cause I keep my mouth shut in the gym, and train hard'' maybe you should try it!! They will get the picture, but the sad thing is, they probably won't take your advice and just find someone else to supply it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    Whats Up fella's?
    Had to share this story with you because its kinda funny. I joined a new gym yesterday because its a 100 times better than my old one. Its full of teenagers though and thats the only draw back. Keep in mind I have never workout their!! I walked in to do my chest and back. As soon as I walked in all these kids just stared at me and started whispering amongst themselves. I finished up my bench and was heading over to do some incline dumbells when I was overtaken by kids. These kids came right up and asked me if I was juicing and if I could hook them up. I kinda just looked at them and said are you f****** serious? These boys had never seen me before and came right up and started talking about it. Talk about being taken back. I really did not know what to even say, and the only thing I could think is what BALLS. Of course I denyed taking anything, but they were persistant little buggers. I then caved in a bit and asked their age. Seems they are about to graduate high school and some were in their first year of college. I told them all they are to young and went through the whole diet and training talk with them, but they kept coming and followed me around the whole time. I guess I am still in shock and kinda dread my next workout there,lol. Anyone here ever had anything like this happen to them??

    Which Gym you go to..? I should come and ask you the same question. lol

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    Yo Cal, man I invited you down bro....lol. I don't know guys, I have never in my life seen such balls. The first time I ever looked for it I became buds with the dude and he came to me eventually. Their is one dude their who they flocked to, nothing special in my eyes. He's a big dude, but no definition. I think he thinks I was stealing his thunder...lol. But yeah Kman, I tried to give them some solid advice. I tried to tell them all the bad things that could happen and that none of them were commited enough. They were quick to answer how much beer they drink on a daily basis and how the hit McDonalds all the time. I guess if they keep bothering me I will be a little bit more of a D*** to them, but your right they won't listen. I did NOT mention this site. I figured thats all we need is more teenagers asking advice on gear, and ultimately not listening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    Yo Cal, man I invited you down bro....lol. I don't know guys, I have never in my life seen such balls. The first time I ever looked for it I became buds with the dude and he came to me eventually. Their is one dude their who they flocked to, nothing special in my eyes. He's a big dude, but no definition. I think he thinks I was stealing his thunder...lol. But yeah Kman, I tried to give them some solid advice. I tried to tell them all the bad things that could happen and that none of them were commited enough. They were quick to answer how much beer they drink on a daily basis and how the hit McDonalds all the time. I guess if they keep bothering me I will be a little bit more of a D*** to them, but your right they won't listen. I did NOT mention this site. I figured thats all we need is more teenagers asking advice on gear, and ultimately not listening.
    The two big misunderstanding about steriods are
    1. Roid rage
    2. It will make you big and muscular and then u can pick up chicks( only partly true).

    What these kids dont realize that how long people work there asses of in the gym. How much they watch their diet and then after 7-8 yrs they go on a Juice. I wish we can knock some scence into them....Next time show them a Roid rage.
    I will come and meet you and ask for some juice......lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    The two big misunderstanding about steriods are
    1. Roid rage
    2. It will make you big and muscular and then u can pick up chicks( only partly true).

    What these kids dont realize that how long people work there asses of in the gym. How much they watch their diet and then after 7-8 yrs they go on a Juice. I wish we can knock some scence into them....Next time show them a Roid rage.
    I will come and meet you and ask for some juice......lol
    You should tell them that you can hook them up with some juice. Let them give you all their cash and come back with some Juice Boxes! Apple is my favorite!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nismo View Post
    You should tell them that you can hook them up with some juice. Let them give you all their cash and come back with some Juice Boxes! Apple is my favorite!
    I will get those bastards "Animal pack...." and tell them they have to take all the tablets from the other mouth.......

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    I don't think their is much gear flowing through where i live, so thats why they might be more eager than normal. I just know if they get on it not only will they hurt themselves, but totally feed into the roid rage shit and probably get beatin. Ahh to be young and stupid

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    I still say tell those fvckers to take "universal animal pack" ( it has really big 12 capsules each serving) from there arse hole. oh by the way TJM where do you et your juice from...lol

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    Damn kids used to bug me all the time

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    man i'd take that as a compliment

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    Just sell them Pez as deca. After they give you the money tell them to take their share and pull this out:


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    Don't get pissed...take it as a compliment that they can obviously tell you're pretty jacked.

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    its not balls its stupidity

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    Just yesterday some f*ing moron just came up to me and said "I need to be taking what your taking."
    At least the kids who approached you were in the gym! This moron came up to me at a restaurant and said it.
    It happens.

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    Ya know what boys, I really do take it as a compliment. People thought I was juicing before I was and then I really took it as a compliment. The only thing that got me was that they had never seen me before and just swarmed me. It was like having my on little 150lbs and under class entourage. I kinda laugh in retrospect.

    Oh yeah Cal, I get all my gear from the Juice Fairy. I put money under my pillow and it appears....lol
    Actually if the rules permitted I would love to tell you guys where I get it from. You would shit yourselves
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post

    Oh yeah Cal, I get all my gear from the Juice Fairy. I put money under my pillow and it appears....lol
    Actually if the rules permitted I would love to tell you guys where I get it from. You would shit yourselves
    I tried that ...money was gone but no juice...damn...i think i am going to try jugo juice

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    I dont trust random ass people about that shit, i think there all fvckn cops tryin to bust me...

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    I kinda relate, I've had a couple young guys approach me about gear only to tell me that they've already taken the plunge. 18-19 yr olds, I always tell them they're fukked.

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    Well I have been their three times since this post and the only thing that has changed is they told their buddies so now I have even more new best friends. Their are two gyms in the area, both " First In Fitness" just a few miles apart. I think I might go to the other one. More of an older crowd and a Couple guys training for the Ironman. I also found out there are a couple State Troopers at the old one, but luckily I know there Capatain( Play Hockey with Him). It just seems to be to much really. I met this dude yesterday who Is really jacked and he said he went through the same shit and he had to be a real d*** to them before they let up. And the funny thing is he is the nicest guy I have met in a long time. I keep trying to tell them they are to young and like everything in life they need to educate themselves first, but kids are kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    Well I have been their three times since this post and the only thing that has changed is they told their buddies so now I have even more new best friends. Their are two gyms in the area, both " First In Fitness" just a few miles apart. I think I might go to the other one. More of an older crowd and a Couple guys training for the Ironman. I also found out there are a couple State Troopers at the old one, but luckily I know there Capatain( Play Hockey with Him). It just seems to be to much really. I met this dude yesterday who Is really jacked and he said he went through the same shit and he had to be a real d*** to them before they let up. And the funny thing is he is the nicest guy I have met in a long time. I keep trying to tell them they are to young and like everything in life they need to educate themselves first, but kids are kids.
    First I send u a PM yesterday.Second I am serious tell them to take Universal animal pack from their behind. Some people learn from their mistakes some people learn from other peoples mistakes I put those kids into first category....They just want to get big so they can impress the chicks.

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    Hey TJ I pmed you again

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    Yeah C I got your PM and returned it so check it out. I just tell them I have a good dietand they see how hard i train. I also told them to get serious and train not socialize... Little Pricks,LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    First I send u a PM yesterday.Second I am serious tell them to take Universal animal pack from their behind. Some people learn from their mistakes some people learn from other peoples mistakes I put those kids into first category....They just want to get big so they can impress the chicks.
    Do you have an obsession with the anus? just curious due to all your other threads and posts.

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    Female Anus only...do u have a problem with that?


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    What shirt do you wear?

    TJM,

    So YOU'RE the jacked-up, older muscle guy who's always got this harem of teenage boys following him around the gym!

    That is SO gay!

    -BigLittle "overcome with envy" Tim

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