I sometimes will sit on my hand till its numb, so when I wack off it feels like someone else is doing it.
I sometimes will sit on my hand till its numb, so when I wack off it feels like someone else is doing it.
Hard to type with one hand.
I need coffee.
When I was born I came out of a vagina, and I've spent the last 44 yrs trying to crawl back into one.
Almost numb.
I think I'll finish out the page.
Cack, the good shit from the board always seems to go down in the US. Maybe ill quit my job and pimp myself out to milfs, come over and grab the pres suite. Theres still time, theres still time.
DAMN! used wrong hand for the cofee.
Beautiful day in Miami!... If you don't mind all the illegal immigrants and random acts of violence!
I'll be here all week!
Where are you my little Froggy?!
Who's that yankin on me? Oh wait its me!
Almost there.
I hate that 30 seconds between posts!
Damn What a mess!
Can't think of any more random shiit
Calgarian has a sexy voice! I am not a Gay!
OK gotta go to the bank........where's my ski mask? See yall laterz! Bitchhes!
Something in here smells like ass
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