post up ur worst sexual relationship experiences... i had some crazy ass chick stick try to stick her finger up my urthea once.
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post up ur worst sexual relationship experiences... i had some crazy ass chick stick try to stick her finger up my urthea once.
Last edited by Alex Rodriguez; 07-27-2008 at 02:01 PM. Reason: never made it sucuessfuly on the uretha.
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Are you ****ing kidding???
That don't kill me, can only make me stronger
how the hell did that fit?
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thats just disturbing
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That is just sick, and ive seen some ****ed up shit. Lol
lets close this thread............
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People with baddd odors downtown, yuck .
Getting a BJ when the other person has altoids in their mouth. They thought it would help make the experience more pleasurable but all it does is burn !
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aaaar no, it hurts enough having that little stick down ut for std tests, thats ****ing sick! hahaOriginally Posted by Alex Rodriguez
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I've never had any crazy stuff like that go down, most of the time girls tend to just lay there unless they are drunk at first.
The girl who I thought was the worse in bed, which was awful because she has a bangin body is turning out to be the most fun. Just took her some time to get comfortable I think.
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Today's word of the day is .... URETHRA
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i once dated this really short chick in highschool...
she was 1 year younger..
because she was so tiny.. and myself being a bigger guy
her telling me harder harder harder
she had back problems for the next 3 months...
guess i wasnt such a good sexual partner for her
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that's all i got...
oh wait...
i once was with a 27 year old virgin..... she had a problem called vaginisum
could never get in their i think thats my worse sexual partner... i did cum on her face many times tho... where she lacked in letting me enter her.. i could do the most dirty things with her
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mine is when im banging a girl and the cant take all the cock so they keep moving furthur and furthur up, thats so annoying.
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root a fat chick she wont be able to move and ur problem will be solved
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That's when you get'm climbing walls, lol
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How is that even possible??
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i was kinda wondering the same.....i know there are pretty big urethral sounds for "play" but the biggest one i've seen in pics was nowhere near the size of a fingerHow is that even possible??
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you shoulda worked with it with some toys to stretch it out and maybe a massage to help her relax.....that's why that happens from what i just read, she
associates sex with pain for some reason and tenses way the **** up at the idea of it
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She did that for free?? fukk! I had to pay $50 in Amsterdam for some whore to do that! Can I get her #?
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i have never heard of that condition and therefore have no clue about it, but i know one girl i slept with in a jacuzzi told me "i have a really small vagina" and i literally couldnt get it in from behind, even when she was trying to guide it in! And i have got a far from large penis lol. She seemed quite embarrassed, but was easy enough to get naked and mount me infront of afew other people, so i dont think this one was down to nerves
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i think i was with a girl who had that vaginisum. i could barely get my cock in her and when she came she tensed up so much that she pretty much just pushed my cock out of her twat. i had to wait for her to stop cumming so i could finish, lol. sidenote, she is recently prego and gonnna have a baby. can you say c section please.
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i would think one could drown doing that.
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well she attempted it.How is that even possible??
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That’s funnier than this guy telling me about his chick and an icy/hot experience. Never try it as a backdoor lube…
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I've had two loosey goosey ones. No friction = no fun.
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im suprised nobody has ever had the chick giving me heads using her teeth experience b4.
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Yielding to passions of the moment while putting groceries away in the kitchen. My partner & I got it on next to the fridge, and when we needed some lubricant, I reached for mayonaisse.
The mayo worked great for about 5 minutes, then it began to give off an odor, and the smell grew so intense that we had to quit . . .
Next time, we used butter.
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You can elect to have a scheduled C-section now, a lot of women are doing it. There is no need for it to be an emergency situation anymore.
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that's what it's meant for.....it's simply RETARDED to do that when it's not needed. Much more stress on the body and room for error turns birth into a full blown ****in surgery. I and all my siblings were born at home never needed no goddamn c-section
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banged a girl... sympathy ****. chubby with small tits. her tits were fake too cuz she literally had none until she had surgery at 16. oh and she had a yeast infection as well.
...Was raunchy
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having sex when the girl is on the rag. Nothing like some bloody cock. I've had a chick let out a huge queef (sp?) after sex, which is gross, but also funny and amusing. One time im pretty sure this girl i had sex with mightve sharted a little, cuz it smelled like shit/ass afterward, and i know it wasnt me. She was very quick to change the sheets, too, which led me to that conclusion.
Last edited by tadpoleboyy; 07-27-2008 at 03:57 PM.
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Watch the video Kids in Sandbox, it will explain everything.
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where is the video... i look it up and all i can find out is the reaction responses to it and not the actually video.
if u want something really bad... check out pain olympics....
Last edited by Alex Rodriguez; 07-27-2008 at 04:59 PM.
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Yea i had a gurl with a yeast unfection.. the worse part is i ate eat her for a good 10 minutes, I found out l8r about the infection after i went through her purse and found vagisil... pretty
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oh ofcourse! ive had that acouple times, but only once was it bad enough for me to get her to stop, albeit subtle, as i didnt wanna kill the mood. But goddammit, i felt like i was fvcking my blender. Still, head is head, il take it when i can
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ok i was banging this chic in missionary while she was playing with herself and my cock slipped out and i rammed in into her finger nail. so i had this quarter moon shaped cut and was bleeding like a mofo. F-U-N :|
Last edited by godkilla; 07-27-2008 at 05:34 PM.
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rofl sorry but that's priceless
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"We got a bleeder!"rofl sorry but that's priceless
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lol sick... its happened to me b4 i was ****en her on the bathroom bench... she is like yeah yeah my period has just finished.... i feel all the sudden its kinda wet...
look down and i see this massive amount of blood ... instantly my dick went soft and thank **** the shower was one step away ... im like baby dont look down.. just jump in the shower... lol
the whole vaginisum...
chicks can get it if they had a ethnic culture where the parents would always tell them that sex is bad when they are young... or they were sexually abused... in my case it was both
it took me 4 months to get my finger in there and that still hurt her... we went to sexpo and all that shit had heaps of toys .....
one day i thought of just ramming it in there but i didnt...
relationship ended at 6 months
thank **** for that
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