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Thread: The "Its Not" thread.. only cause it really is.

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    The "Its Not" thread.. only cause it really is.

    For educational purposes only.
    Please be semi-creative.



    If you're offended, its not because you're gay.

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    ***One "its not" per post please.

    If its on your lips, and its red, its not herpes.

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    If anytime yesterday, last year, today or tommorow, she said yes.
    Its not rape.

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    If its in your mouth, and its not your penis, again, its not gay.

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    If she is wearing heels, short dress, and a wig, its not because she is a girl.

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    If it gets gargled before it goes down, its not because shes a whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    If she is wearing heels, short dress, and a wig, its not because she is a girl.
    Yes! Thats the spirit!

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    If you did it once and regreted it, you're in the clear.
    If you did it once and liked it, its not because you're straight.

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    If the person you cheated with gave you permission,
    its not cheating.

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    If she said you were the first she did anal with, its not because she counts her step dad.

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    If bojangles avy was any cooler, its not because hes your daddy.

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    Its not illegal if her fake id said she was 18

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    If he wears a helmet on his motorcycle hes smart.
    If he wears a helmet in his house and repeatedly shits himself, its not a retard.

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    If nobody posts in your thread, its not because your thread sucks monkey balls.

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    ^^^

    Its not that your thread sucks monkey balls, its because your avy is confusing people.

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    amazing thread, and it's not because of this post. seriously, it's not.

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    amazing thread, and its not because I will be participating.

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    if I fall down and slammy cock into your mother it's not because I love her

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARMachine View Post
    ^^^

    Its not that your thread sucks monkey balls, its because your avy is confusing people.
    If you change you avatar I will post in this thread if not I will post porn in your thead so it will be deleted...I hate your avatar it hurts my head and makes me want to kill people after raping them...

    Thank you

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    if this thread fails, it's not because it's gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    If you change you avatar I will post in this thread if not I will post porn in your thead so it will be deleted...I hate your avatar it hurts my head and makes me want to kill people after raping them...

    Thank you



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    ya, if this thread gives me a headache, its not because of bojangles avatar

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    if I get my dick sucked by something with a beard, it's not because i'm gay

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    I am huge, and its not because I drink rancid protein powder.

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    if im scared of commitment, its not because i was molested as a child

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    if she moans "daddy" during sex, its not cuz she secretly thinks her dad is hot

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    if you put it in her butt and she tells your mom, its not cuz shes your sister.

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    if none of what i say makes sense, its not cuz i dont know what the fukk im talkin about.

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    if ive cheated on every girlfriend ive ever had, its not cuz im a whore

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    If this threads falls in the woods, its not because anybody was there

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