For educational purposes only.
Please be semi-creative.
If you're offended, its not because you're gay.
For educational purposes only.
Please be semi-creative.
If you're offended, its not because you're gay.
***One "its not" per post please.
If its on your lips, and its red, its not herpes.
If anytime yesterday, last year, today or tommorow, she said yes.
Its not rape.
If its in your mouth, and its not your penis, again, its not gay.
If she is wearing heels, short dress, and a wig, its not because she is a girl.
If it gets gargled before it goes down, its not because shes a whore.
If you did it once and regreted it, you're in the clear.
If you did it once and liked it, its not because you're straight.
If the person you cheated with gave you permission,
its not cheating.
If my head feels dizzy and my eyes hypnotized it's not because Bojangles69's avvy!
If she said you were the first she did anal with, its not because she counts her step dad.
If bojangles avy was any cooler, its not because hes your daddy.
Its not illegal if her fake id said she was 18
If he wears a helmet on his motorcycle hes smart.
If he wears a helmet in his house and repeatedly shits himself, its not a retard.
If nobody posts in your thread, its not because your thread sucks monkey balls.
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Its not that your thread sucks monkey balls, its because your avy is confusing people.
amazing thread, and it's not because of this post. seriously, it's not.
amazing thread, and its not because I will be participating.
if I fall down and slammy cock into your mother it's not because I love her
if this thread fails, it's not because it's gay
ya, if this thread gives me a headache, its not because of bojangles avatar
if I get my dick sucked by something with a beard, it's not because i'm gay
I am huge, and its not because I drink rancid protein powder.
if im scared of commitment, its not because i was molested as a child
if she moans "daddy" during sex, its not cuz she secretly thinks her dad is hot
if you put it in her butt and she tells your mom, its not cuz shes your sister.
if none of what i say makes sense, its not cuz i dont know what the fukk im talkin about.
if i have anger problems, its not cuz the 900mg of tren im on.
if ive cheated on every girlfriend ive ever had, its not cuz im a whore
If I don't get any of this, its not because it makes sense
If this threads falls in the woods, its not because anybody was there
If you jack off five times a day, it's not 'cause you can't get laid![]()
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