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  1. 03-18-2009, 06:47 PM #1
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    Anyone ever try craigslist hookers?

    I am thinking about trying one in San Diego CA. Anyone ever order one in or out of San Diego and have success/tips on how to not get arrested?
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    Awesome first post
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    No, not from CA but we got 2 over the last year for different occasions in NJ (bday party and bachelor party)

    You can't get arrested unless you verbalize that your exchanging cash for sex. They know the deal so just read their profile and pick one.
    When she comes over if she says ANYTHING related to a connection between sex and money shes a cop and tell her all you wanted was a dance.

    Most of the time though its actually THEM getting charged and not the guys using them. Because its online and they cant set examples by arresting clients, but when they arrest the escorts word spreads among them.
    I know one chick who got busted 12 times off CL alone, but I imagine the charges didnt exactly stick, which all depends on the dialouge.
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    do a search on here...

    there's been at least two threads I can remember about this
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    Quote Originally Posted by luxifer93 View Post
    Awesome first post
    im just tired of the strip club and what not, would just rather pay lik $100 for a blowjob or something. Some of these chicks are smokin hot. I would love to give a chick some oral as well but its kinda risky on a hooker....But what makes this chick different than any chick you meet at a club and go down on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PKU View Post
    But what makes this chick different than any chick you meet at a club and go down on?
    um, the quantity of std's?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PKU View Post
    im just tired of the strip club and what not, would just rather pay lik $100 for a blowjob or something. Some of these chicks are smokin hot. I would love to give a chick some oral as well but its kinda risky on a hooker....But what makes this chick different than any chick you meet at a club and go down on?
    Ewwwww the difference is your probably the sixth dude she fuked that day.
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    hahahaha...Why would you go down on ANYONE you just met? Have you ever tried a girlfriend?
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    Dude your retarded. You have a clue how much cops watch that site and there activity. You have a clue how many cops set up on there and you meet then and then hey your going to jail..
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    Quote Originally Posted by derek7m View Post
    do a search on here...

    there's been at least two threads I can remember about this
    u referring to my favorite thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    u referring to my favorite thread?
    ha1

    not really...

    here's one:

    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=303165

    (see how I posted a CL thread without your name in the title
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    Quote Originally Posted by PKU View Post
    I am thinking about trying one in San Diego CA. Anyone ever order one in or out of San Diego and have success/tips on how to not get arrested?
    Thats how I met your MOM.
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    I was thinkin about going on a Las Vegas brothel's homepage/Q&A and asking the hookers there what they thought would be a good PCT for my cycle I'm planning this summer...

    Gimme a break.
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    When you meet the hooker, tell her you will pay to take pictures of her. If she agrees then shes not a cop, or just a really slutty cop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by g0dsend View Post
    When you meet the hooker, tell her you will pay to take pictures of her. If she agrees then shes not a cop, or just a really slutty cop.
    LOL I saw that on Manswers!!
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    If shes a cop take out monopoly money and go "just kidding", they can not arrest you.




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    Quote Originally Posted by PKU View Post
    I am thinking about trying one in San Diego CA. Anyone ever order one in or out of San Diego and have success/tips on how to not get arrested?
    sweet
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    um, the quantity of std's?



    Great first post OP!
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    Wait let me get this straight. You want to pay a hooker to go down on her?!?! I'd suggest a shrink. hahaha
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    You should take a spatula and scrape off all of her scabs there before you go down.
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    craigs list whores are good to go, I know a couple old dudes that hit it up on the regular
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    Quote Originally Posted by bushido3374 View Post
    You should take a spatula and scrape off all of her scabs there before you go down.
    Then maybe her crabs can go down on you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenseno9 View Post
    Wait let me get this straight. You want to pay a hooker to go down on her?!?! I'd suggest a shrink. hahaha
    rofl great point

    i can think of plenty of better things to spend money on, and many better places to get girls
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    going down on a hooker

    I can't think of a reason to go down on a chick that doesn't involve reciprication of some kind. She's a sure thing, just nail her and get your dick sucked. What? You think you're gonna make a HOOKER squeel so good she's gonna give you a free one next time? Sweet, you get to listen to them fake an orgasm, I'm sure they do it great.
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    I did once, the bitch looked nothing like the picture. I said **** it and banged her hard and left. There are other webpages with girl reviews. Those are top notch.
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    lol at this thread which section do you look under for the hookers?

    and which other pages firmechicano?
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    Save your $, and fly over to a place like thailand, brazil or the philippines to "holiday" instead. You'll get a lot more bang for your buck, literally.
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    I saw this show about this place in the czech repulic where you pay to go on in and there are cameras everywhere u get an hour with a girl. It's broadcast live on the web so your buddies can watch and weirdos who pay to watch as well lol

    And at the end of the day you get a dvd with you banging that girl. Soudns like a pretty good vacation.
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    The only way I'm paying for sex is if the chick spreads her legs and I see sunshine flowing from her kooch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigershark View Post
    The only way I'm paying for sex is if the chick spreads her legs and I see sunshine flowing from her kooch.
    As the old saying goes . . . you don't pay a whore to come over for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PKU View Post
    I am thinking about trying one in San Diego CA. Anyone ever order one in or out of San Diego and have success/tips on how to not get arrested?
    You are the weakest link, fuvk off....
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    aanyone who pays for sex is a pathetic low life loser in my mind. 1st off why anyone would want to have sex with a disease infected whore is beyond me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenseno9 View Post
    Wait let me get this straight. You want to pay a hooker to go down on her?!?! I'd suggest a shrink. hahaha
    No kidding, I've been seeing a girl 2 months and have not gone down on her yet.
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    ive been paid for sex

    but then again, im a whore

    so what. lol

    it only happened once and it was a surprise to me. i woke up and there was 140 bucks on top of my wallet and the chick had left.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PKU View Post
    im just tired of the strip club and what not, would just rather pay lik $100 for a blowjob or something. Some of these chicks are smokin hot. I would love to give a chick some oral as well but its kinda risky on a hooker....But what makes this chick different than any chick you meet at a club and go down on?
    she f$cks for a living
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    I bet PKU is probably about 18, u can go down on DSM. He won't mind
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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    No kidding, I've been seeing a girl 2 months and have not gone down on her yet.
    what are you waiting for? Do you think you will find something out in the next month or so. Or magically anything she has will be gone if you wait long enough?
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