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    World’s First Robotic Blow Job Sex Toy



    NSFW Roboticblowjob.com - The future of adult sex toys has arrived and a realistic robotic blowjob is now a reality. It’s time to take your cheap male masturbation toys out of the closet and throw them in the garbage. The Autoblow is not merely another male sex toy – it is a very real advancement in sex toy technology, available at a very reasonable price. Other adult male sex toys exist. But none, including the Fleshlight, offer the hands-free convenience of the Autoblow’s mechanical sucking feature. Simply lube up, slide in, and turn it on. Within minutes, the spring-loaded beads wrapped around the silicone sleeve will give you the real sensation of a skillfully executed blowjob. When you are ready to blast – just do it. It can’t complain! No fancy dinners, no carrying its purse, no PMS. With two different versions to fit cocks both large and small - it is the best and most user friendly male sex toy on the market. Technology has brought people untold advancements in every aspect of life. We can drive cars, fly in airplanes, and explore the Internet. The technological advancement in male sex toys of this decade is the Autoblow. Guys, the future has arrived and your search for the perfect sex toy for men has ended. You have found The Autoblow.



    Mechanical sucking feature? Spring loaded beads? No fancy dinners? No PMS? You had me at hello. You had me at hello. Seriously move over Tenga because here comes the Autoblow. And as if I wasn’t sold enough by just reading the description once I clicked on their totally NSFW website I was reminded that yes I do like getting blown. It’s marketing 101 really. Tell the customer about the product. Remind them why they love the product. And then sell them the product. Done and done.

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    You just saved me a lifetime of having to listen to a woman talk.

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    Have you tried it already?

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    If they can teach it to humm it's abc's, I'll buy it!

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    thats a good idea im gonna get one for my dad.

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    we already have these they are called woman
    just how sad and lonely would you need to be to buy one of these .

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    Quote Originally Posted by countrybhoy View Post
    we already have these they are called woman
    just how sad and lonely would you need to be to buy one of these .
    the robot one is probably a lot cheaper.

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    I swear this HAD to have been invented in Japan...


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    Send me the info STAT!! No more wining and dining!! straight to the point

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    when you ready to blast just do it it can't complain.. hahaha that's still got me cracking up
    Last edited by Hunter-S-Thompson; 04-23-2009 at 06:42 AM.

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    I already have one but were not talking at the moment...

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    I would Never ignore her. She can even sit and watch the games wit me, As long as she doesnt talk.
    She ,may be the Woman of my dreams. Cant talk back and wont annoy me!!

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    that is great....

    anyone really use it, if so, was it worth it

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    I have alredy told my girl she has some competition coming (no pun intended)...i ordered two of em. Im gonna try and mount it on a robotic wireless vacuum cleaner so it can totally replace the woman.

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    But does it have a built-in swallow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by strength_addict14 View Post
    But does it have a built-in swallow?
    Lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by CBGB190 View Post
    If they can teach it to humm it's abc's, I'll buy it!
    Someone likes em young... real young... lmao

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    ***BREAKING NEWS***

    Thousands of pathetic ugly men and World Of War fanatics wait in line for new sex toy!

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    Thank You

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    I don't understand male sex toys man. I could never see myself getting off using one. I'd feel lame

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polska View Post
    I don't understand male sex toys man. I could never see myself getting off using one. I'd feel lame
    yea for real!!!!! you gotta have some issues to use one of those things...

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    Quote Originally Posted by strength_addict14 View Post
    But does it have a built-in swallow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chode Logan View Post
    You just saved me a lifetime of having to listen to a woman talk.
    lol who listenst to them???

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    keep us updated on it and lets us know how it works lol

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    Please, Mad Matt blows that thing away !

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    if i have one of these!
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    lol its not that a guy has to be creepy or a sex provert maybe hes going out on a date
    and wants to rub that first one out so sex aint all thats on hes mind


    or hes going over to his girlfriends house and has a problem of being a minute man just rub that first one out in the car and ur good to go

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    Quote Originally Posted by drdeath613 View Post
    lol its not that a guy has to be creepy or a sex provert maybe hes going out on a date
    and wants to rub that first one out so sex aint all thats on hes mind


    or hes going over to his girlfriends house and has a problem of being a minute man just rub that first one out in the car and ur good to go
    #1 this thread is 7 months old lol

    #2 what is the point of going on a date if sex is not on your mind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by drdeath613 View Post
    lol its not that a guy has to be creepy or a sex provert maybe hes going out on a date
    and wants to rub that first one out so sex aint all thats on hes mind


    or hes going over to his girlfriends house and has a problem of being a minute man just rub that first one out in the car and ur good to go
    EPIC FAIL......

    I'd like to know what the hell you were searching for this thread to come up LMAO

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    ok how much??? I want one....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    EPIC FAIL......

    I'd like to know what the hell you were searching for this thread to come up LMAO

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    That's hilarious it's a shame he wasn't the poster who bumped it though

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    Sounds like a good idea to me, that way woman wont have any power over us men.
    I mean sure its not going to be like an actual blow job, but its better than wanking one out with your hand every 10 minutes, especially when your on test

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    These have been out for a couple years... LOL

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    I'm about to make a strong statement but I think its hilarious guys will advocate having a machine blow you, but will still be completely against another guy blowing you.

    Which is why I secretely believe anyone condoning this thread has most likely already had sex with a man. I mean comeon, wouldn't that be the natural progression?

    Women > men > animals > machine? I would think a machine would always be last in the lineup.. lmao

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