i loled at the part "my boys have serious relationships"

more like, they knocked up some chick - and it's now a shotgun wedding cuz it's the moral thing to do.

relationships of 4 months and toss in a pregnancy...that's not serious...

$1000 says there'd be 0 weddings, if they hadn't gotten preggers.

their relationships are crap, will be divorced within 3 yrs.

don't worry about it.