Texts from last night #2

[Dancer]

(305): false alarm. still invincible.
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(504): Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
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(504): i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
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(305): why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
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(443): I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
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(404): after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Replies (9) Good Night (567) Bad Night (209) More from 404


(***): school has made you so classy.
(514): that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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(902): Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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(516): You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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(706): Did we have sex last night?
(1-706): I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
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(917): i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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(979): She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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(314): I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
(505): The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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(972): Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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(610): Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.


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[Hoggage_54]

(443): I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart

That's so me lololol

[ni4ni]

(610): Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
nice!

[DSM4Life]

[TITANIUM]

It never ceases to amaze me.Can you imagine what "BIG BROTHER" listens in on ever day?Sh*T is a riot!LOL

[Dancer]

So gay. So so gay.