Anabolic Member
It was effing gross.
The old lady knew i was mad at her, so she normally will give it up durning make up sex.
She must have had a little nugget in there because I got poo all over my cack and had to stop.
I think she's embarrassed, so like any grown man.....i run and tell my friends!
Senior Member
hahaha that just made my day i think we all have been there
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haha
"Toughest & Best Looking Guy Around Here"
HAHAHAHA that's ****ing hilarious! I hope you came right in her ass after that.Originally Posted by J-Dogg
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ass to mouth at that point.
"Toughest & Best Looking Guy Around Here"
Obviously.
New Member
hahahaha this made my morning
Anabolic Member
I debated wiping it on the couch and going back at it, but it's my couch
Associate Member
FUKN AWESOME POST..... post of the dayI debated wiping it on the couch and going back at it, but it's my couch
nothing like a chocolate covered mushroom to start your day
Knowledgeable Member
I am going to start a fight with my wife if make up sex is that good !
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a shitty dick sounds good? how about a kick in the balls for desert
Snook~ AR Lounge Monitor
Play with fire and your bound to get burnt. Man up and keep plowing.
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I'm with dsm on this one. But then again I'm a dirty bastard.
Anabolic Member
The worse part is, I knew it was coming (the butt sex) so I took some cials.
Now it's wasted
I've had a turd covered bonner for about 2 hours
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man that sucks.... you cant even talk down a raging cialis chubby....The worse part is, I knew it was coming (the butt sex) so I took some cials.
Now it's wasted
I've had a turd covered bonner for about 2 hours
if the mud butt and smell didnt deflate you.... even with cialis you dont need the cialis bro... i luv watching my girl squirm when caulking her crack....but a chip of shit flying out would knock down my stiffest wood
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Whoa! No finish?The worse part is, I knew it was coming (the butt sex) so I took some cials.
Now it's wasted
I've had a turd covered bonner for about 2 hours
I had a girl shit on my dick once, so we stopped. I told her I washed my cock in the bathroom. She believed me and blew me. But between you and me I just rinsed it a little.
Anabolic Member
LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH like any good man u come and tell everyone
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its on obligation of AR to share that sort of news
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Yep, she needed to make a trip to the ATM.
RIP Aziz "Zyzz" Sergeyevich Shavershian - Veni Vidi Vici
shuda given her a choco turkey slap
"3 stars and a sun"
lololol! Ass to Mount is the way!
American Psycho
this has happend to me b4, it always grossed me out and i would swear to myself next time i am not going to do it, but sure enough next time my girl was on the rag, i would do it again. good shit man. literally.
"3 stars and a sun"
lick her hole bro!
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LMFAO!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This thread has made my day LOLOLOLOL!!!!!
I've had it happen with my ex GF..... but it was only a little..... i just kept going LOL! Maybe i'm a dirty bastard..... but i'm finishing.....
~Haz~
Failure is not and option..... ONLY beyond failure is - Haz
Think beyond yourselves and remember this forum is for educated members to help advise SAFE usage of AAS, not just tell you what you want to hear - Knockout_Power
NOT DOING SOURCE CHECKS......
Senior Member
Ass to mouth and call her shit breath the whole day !!! Lol
Banned
And you didn't make a "two girls, one cup" video because...?
Anabolic Member
Thinking back I could have pumped a few strokes in the vaJ-Jay.
Kinda like washing your balls in the ball washers at the golf course.
But the good idea's always come AFTER!
Suspended or Banned either way gone!
My buddy did that and she got a UTI lololol
Good story, this made my morning
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I would NEVER do that......
No sense in giving her box a yeast infection..... you'll be sexless for a week plus.
Best thing to do..... once you start hittin her in the bung..... don't take it out till you finish LOL. If she wants to switch positions..... don't look at it!
~Haz~
Failure is not and option..... ONLY beyond failure is - Haz
Think beyond yourselves and remember this forum is for educated members to help advise SAFE usage of AAS, not just tell you what you want to hear - Knockout_Power
NOT DOING SOURCE CHECKS......
Associate Member
this is a 2 day thread about a shitty dick that didnt get beat down..... sounds like a country song
FUKN AWESOME!
Associate Member
lmfao that shit happen to me with my x one time lol i feel u bro
Live every week like it's shark week
I second that
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oooo I just thought of something..... I bet it would feel good if you pulled out and she jerked you off with the poop on there..... LOLOLOLOL
~Haz~
Failure is not and option..... ONLY beyond failure is - Haz
Think beyond yourselves and remember this forum is for educated members to help advise SAFE usage of AAS, not just tell you what you want to hear - Knockout_Power
NOT DOING SOURCE CHECKS......
Anabolic Member
Ya, as long as she did not eat anything spicy or peanuts!
This afternoon she was complaining about taking it in the pooper and said her butt hole is going to get blown out, lol.
I assured her that Bella Donna has taken much worse
Anabolic Member
Id call her again tonight and give it to her hard.
Anabolic Member
I have to pick a fight that I can win first
Member
Next time do it in the shower...also tell her not to take a dump before sex.
Senior Member
Banned
2 words.
Colon Cleanse.
2 more words.
Tooth brush lol jk (I'm serious, and use toothpaste too)
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x2
If you wanna play in the muddy part of the playground, you're gonna get dirty.
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