Come on, somone must have some jokes...

Joke no 2

an army captain takes his post in iraq.
"Whats this camel doing tied up outside the barracks soldier?"
Soldier replies " There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes the men get 'urges' Sir!"
A month later and the captain has urges of his own. he puts a ladder behind the camel, gets up and ***** the camel.
The captain says, "Is that how the men do it soldier?"
Soldier replies, " NO SIR!, they usually ride it to the brothel!"