Hey guys post up the funniest jokes you've ever read on this... Ill start
I love yakov smirnoff and his in soviet russia jokes, so here are some of his jokes, i understand some people probably don't consider him very funny but i like some word humor.
my favorite yakov smirnoff joke
"We have no gay people in Russia — there are homosexuals but they are not allowed to be gay about it. The punishment is seven years locked in prison with other men and there is a three-year waiting list for that."
some of his other jokes
In America, you can always find a party.
In Soviet Russia, the party always find you.
In America, you drive the car
In Soviet Russia, the car drives you
In Soviet Russia, government controls corporations
In America, corporations control government
In America, political system fails you
In Soviet Russia, you fail political system
In America, you can multitask
In Soviet Russia, the task multis you
In America, your job determines your marks
In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job
In America, you assassinate the president
In Soviet Russia, the president assassinates you
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Originally Posted by cobra305
. Sooo... who wants to try it with me?
