You come to the gym to jumprope in the free weight room

You wear those ***** grip straps while doing pushing exercises

You are outfitted in BB.com attire

You wear shades to the gym

You wear a 59fifty hat to the gym

You constantly lift up your shirt in the mirror after each set

You do crunches in the squat rack

You spend half the time talking on your phone

You use 10 sets of dumbells

You talk so loud to your buddies that nobody else can hear their Ipods

You wear a fanny pack full of nitro tech protein bars

You bring a jug of protein to the gym

You sip a pre-workout supplement during the whole time you are in the gym

You sit on a random bench to watch tv

You put chalk on your hands then walk all over the gym clapping your hands

You do jumpin jacks in the mirror

You use all of the barbells in the gym at the same time for some phaggot crossfit exercise

You Ask a random dude for a spot on every exercise you do

You slam the weight plates together when adding weights

When you take weights off of the bar you drop them on the floor

When you slam the weights to re-rack in the smith machine

When you spend 45 minutes on those pu$$y exercise balls

When you kiss your biceps in the mirror

When you try to correct every person's form... yet you are 145lbs

When you wear a giant gold chain to the gym

When you look in the mirror and start dancing to your Ipod

When you are deadlifting and you have to use grip straps for 135lbs