I will NOT date a girl who...

[MaNiCC]

who does not have any aspirations in life

[gatorkong]

who does not have any aspirations in life

More like "who does not have any asspenatrations in life"

[Dukkit]

im not picky

id fukk a girl who is all of the things you guys have said

hahahahaha

[boxa06]

i will not date a girl..

who isn't really really hot! lol

[calgarian]

Who is bi-polar

guessing a bad experience from the past???

[calgarian]

im not picky

id fukk a girl who is all of the things you guys have said

hahahahaha

dang it u stole words right out of my mouth......

[calgarian]

who does not have any aspirations in life and if she is bi-polar

fixed.....

[MaNiCC]

fixed.....

asshole

[Hard.On]

Who has a tattoo on her neck of her ex boyfriends name

[NVR2BIG1]

#1- plays text messaging games instead of calling me

#2- phone goes straight to voice mail at random times of the day(red flag right here fellas, she has it off b/ she's with another guy)

#3- girl who constantly feels the need to buy something or spend money every time she goes someplace, I dont mean small things like a drink or lunch, but clothes, shoes, makeup etc.

#4- girl who has to wear skimpy clothes all the time (I'd rather go for a girl in jeans and a sweatshirt who doesn't need to dress that way to be attractive, but when she occasionally does she would turn heads everywhere)

#5- girl who doesn't mind my lifestyle and gym related things

#6- girl who doesn't owe 20k in credit card debt for clothes

#7- girl who did not like kids

#8-girl who felt the need to call me every 20 minutes (this is a huge sign of insecurity, and also the #1 sign the girl will cheat on ya, she's calling you off the hook to check on you, b/ she knows what she'd be doing if she got a free 30 minutes)

#9- girl who used foul language every other word

#10- girl who constantly talked about other girls, ie; "OMG, those shoes are so ugly, whats her problem, she keeps cutting her eyes at me, that bitch is too skinny, etc etc"

[calgarian]

#1- plays text messaging games instead of calling me

#2- phone goes straight to voice mail at random times of the day(red flag right here fellas, she has it off b/ she's with another guy)

#3- girl who constantly feels the need to buy something or spend money every time she goes someplace, I dont mean small things like a drink or lunch, but clothes, shoes, makeup etc.

#4- girl who has to wear skimpy clothes all the time (I'd rather go for a girl in jeans and a sweatshirt who doesn't need to dress that way to be attractive, but when she occasionally does she would turn heads everywhere)

#5- girl who doesn't mind my lifestyle and gym related things

#6- girl who doesn't owe 20k in credit card debt for clothes

#7- girl who did not like kids

#8-girl who felt the need to call me every 20 minutes (this is a huge sign of insecurity, and also the #1 sign the girl will cheat on ya, she's calling you off the hook to check on you, b/ she knows what she'd be doing if she got a free 30 minutes)

#9- girl who used foul language every other word

#10- girl who constantly talked about other girls, ie; "OMG, those shoes are so ugly, whats her problem, she keeps cutting her eyes at me, that bitch is too skinny, etc etc"

u sure u r not a woman???? u seem to have a list of complain every time u post

[calgarian]

Who has a tattoo on her neck of her ex boyfriends name

what if its on her ass and u see it right after u stick it in her pooper???

[gettingthere]

Who is anything like my ex girlfriend


.....ah who are we kidding i probably would

[Hard.On]

what if its on her ass and u see it right after u stick it in her pooper???

HAHA
the thread was date not F**K

[gixxerboy1]

im serious bro was ****ing awsome, fvcking her and shes yelling in russian and i have no clue what shes saying, was fkn awsome

Your preaching to the choir bro

[AlphaGenetics]

Who irritates me with her daily drama.
Who was the town whore but insists I must wait to **** her because she "likes" me.
Who I dont respect.
The list goes on.

[gixxerboy1]

This is for you guys in the south

Who isn't my cousin

[Shawn]

im not picky

id fukk a girl who is all of the things you guys have said

hahahahaha

I have bad news for you. There was a few that said shit like "who has a dick" and "who was born a man"

you sir are gay. lol

[AlphaGenetics]

More like "who does not have any asspenatrations in life"

Huh? Isnt that what he said?? nm...

[calgarian]

HAHA
the thread was date not F**K

wait....so u dont fvck on a first date???

[energizer bunny]

who smells!!!.....

[Shawn]

who has big floppy vagina lips or an enlarged clit

[gixxerboy1]

who has big floppy vagina lips or an enlarged clit

there is plastic surgery to fix that

[NVR2BIG1]

u sure u r not a woman???? u seem to have a list of complain every time u post

Well I thought the question was, I will not date a chick who........ Are you the thread police? Was I only supposed to have a one sentence answer? I'm sorry

[warchild]

x2^^^^^

my girl let me fvck her ass while she bent over my kitchen counter last nite. YES!

[calgarian]

Well I thought the question was, I will not date a chick who........ Are you the thread police? Was I only supposed to have a one sentence answer? I'm sorry

i was just bugging u bro...dont take it personally.

[rx8rone]

that has no brains

[calgarian]

that has no brains

find me one with one brain.......

[rx8rone]

good point

[Vitruvian-Man]

I won't date a girl who wants to have kids.

I have no interest. And am planning on getting my vasectomy within a year or two.

Luckily the girl I'm w/ right now is not down for conception as well. She doesn't want kids whatsoever.

legggiit!

-VM

[vanduhl]

my girl let me fvck her ass while she bent over my kitchen counter last nite. YES!

SOOO JEALOUS BRO...the girl im ****in right now wants to do anal but i dont wana pay for the enema kit and lube...lolol im so cheap...and i aint goin in with hand lotion and a durty ass...FvCK THAT!!!!!


sat night tho i think its gonna happen finally...****ed her 5-10 times already...time to move to the ass n i aint goin back to the poonani

[Narkissos]

...used to have a penis
...wishes she had a penis

[Vitruvian-Man]

SOOO JEALOUS BRO...the girl im ****in right now wants to do anal but i dont wana pay for the enema kit and lube...lolol im so cheap...and i aint goin in with hand lotion and a durty ass...FvCK THAT!!!!!

A word of advice bro,

An anal-deuche costs all of $20 - 25 at any sex-store. (yes, I'm talking about re-usable; not the one time use things..) And a bottle of KJ goes for about $4 at Walgreens.

~25 - 30$$ investment for months worth of anal...

you are definition of a cheap ass.

hahahahahahha

-VM

[vanduhl]

A word of advice bro,

An anal-deuche costs all of $20 - 25 at any sex-store. (yes, I'm talking about re-usable; not the one time use things..) And a bottle of KJ goes for about $4 at Walgreens.

~25 - 30$$ investment for months worth of anal...

you are definition of a cheap ass.

hahahahahahha

-VM

hahaha i know...my last gf loved anal so i went to the sex store n bought the resusable one with a picture of DSM and his lover on it. im soooo cheap tho..lolol

[warchild]

SOOO JEALOUS BRO...the girl im ****in right now wants to do anal but i dont wana pay for the enema kit and lube...lolol im so cheap...and i aint goin in with hand lotion and a durty ass...FvCK THAT!!!!!


sat night tho i think its gonna happen finally...****ed her 5-10 times already...time to move to the ass n i aint goin back to the poonani

nice, let us know how it pans out bro. ATM

[vanduhl]

nice, let us know how it pans out bro. ATM

god, i hope she allows ATM....she pretty open minded so i think it should be happening....


or were you just suggesting i go to the ATM to grab some money to buy lube?

[Hoggage_54]

doesn't drink Dos Equis...

[warchild]

god, i hope she allows ATM....she pretty open minded so i think it should be happening....


or were you just suggesting i go to the ATM to grab some money to buy lube?

hahaah sexual ATM, my girl did it and it was sooo awesome! her ass is soo sweet, i enjoy sticking my tongue in it

[vanduhl]

hahaah sexual ATM, my girl did it and it was sooo awesome! her ass is soo sweet, i enjoy sticking my tongue in it

yo! analingus is my thing to bro!!! the girl im hangin with right now JUST let me lick her ass this last weekend..but like i said i didnt have the stuff for actual anal....i could lick her ass forever

i better get some ATM from this one...she let me kiss her directly after i licked her ass so its looking hopeful for this guy

[warchild]

yo! analingus is my thing to bro!!! the girl im hangin with right now JUST let me lick her ass this last weekend..but like i said i didnt have the stuff for actual anal....i could lick her ass forever

i better get some ATM from this one...she let me kiss her directly after i licked her ass so its looking hopeful for this guy

break that ass in soo u wont need lube. good times my man