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Any suggestions? Last night I went over to a chick's house, and she literally woke me up three times by sitting on top of me. Claims she had about 4 each time. I had one. I kinda pushed her off me the last time.
I'm scared to say I'm going to be celibate for a while, because that usually turns from "don't want none" to a "can't get none" kind of deal eventually...
Advice from you whores out there?
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Invest in sex toys.
I went through the same thing years ago. Finally I found a girl who would let the kinky side out.
Handcuffs, hog-ties, whips, dildos, candle-wax.
^^ Best $100 you'll ever spend.
-VM
"Even sexier than Siggy"
well, Im currently in the "cant get none" stage of what you just described... but 5 years ago I was with a girl who would do the same thing, sex 2-4 times a night, 3 or 4 times a week... she would just come too fast and my lack of finishing led to 2 things... losing interest and blueballs... and a possible # 3, having to go finish myself off to avoid the blueballers.
No advice here, just know what you're saying
"Even sexier than Siggy"
wtf?!?!?! try like $1200... I bought my ex everything I could find to try and get her going... laziest, dry holeOriginally Posted by Vitruvian-Man
Invest in sex toys.
I went through the same thing years ago. Finally I found a girl who would let the kinky side out.
Handcuffs, hog-ties, whips, dildos, candle-wax.
^^ Best $100 you'll ever spend.
-VM
and VM, wheres my email back? Sent you one like 3 or 4 days ago
Senior Member
try anal
or choking. some girls like to be choked
"Even sexier than Siggy"
some chickens do as well
Senior Member
Tried anal. It's a smellier version of vaginal. And yes, I use a condom then.
And I thought about choking last night during round 3... Believe me.
"AR's Vanilla Gorilla"
when i'm like that i go for anal.. cum way faster cause its tighter, either that or try and get another girl in the bed.. seriously the best part of threesomes is you being able to just sit back and relax while they go at it with eachother... if you are able to pull this off get a double ended dildo.. it's a must.. usually any girl with a sex drive as high as you talk about is bisexual. whether she admits it or not
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haha! no man. it's actually not that expensive.
I always ordered from USA based online sex-stores. I swear that list I gave you was around $100...
Hoe-Ties = $40
Hand-cuffs = $15
Whips = $15
Dilido = $34 - 40
Sex with a girl that is hog-tied = priceless.
-VM
Banned
Buy an anal-deuche. They cost $15 and are reusable. Best dollars you'll ever spend. You could eat a cake off her anus,
Only had one girl into this ever. She wanted me to hit her in the face all the time too. Strangle her until she passed out so she could "wake up being pounded" -- crazzzzy broad.
-VM
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Try having her lick you asshole and after a couple seconds rip the biggest fart on her face..may not be fun for her but it will spicen things up!
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LMFAO
~Haz~
"Even sexier than Siggy"
thats is some profound genious right there
Senior Member
ROFL... Yeah, umm.... thanks.
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Oh, she admits it... She just says she hasn't since she met me. Girl on girl isn't really cheating in my book anyway. lol
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LOL
Imagine how embarrassing that would be for a girl..... she'd NEVER get over it LOL
You blast the biggest fart ever right on her tongue..... ahahahaha she'd never tell another soul.....
~Haz~
"Even sexier than Siggy"
at that distance, there might even be some shrapnel or residual splatter... she could probably taste it.
Senior Member
I just threw up in my mouth a little. And given the Thai food from last night...
Associate Member
Yes it is!
Knowledgeable Member
Hahah the farting idea made me laugh harder than anything ive read on here today .. which a lot of stuff has made me laugh on here today.
The girl thing if you can train her to let you bust on her face / in her mouth you will never get tired of sex. Also try getting her to talk during sex. Finally you can try not having sex for a few days then call her up and rail the shit out of her til she can't stand.
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Ohh damn! Duck!
"Even sexier than Siggy"
Does she have a sister? **** her instead... and her mom...
Member
Lingerie, role play, sex toys, dirty talk or fart on her face. I think all of those are acceptable. lol.
"Even sexier than Siggy"
the first couple I was diggin... then you dropped that last one (no pun intended)... wouldnt it be "the shit" if that turned her on more?
Snook~ AR Lounge Monitor
Try recieving anal, that should help keep you awake.
Snook~ AR Lounge Monitor
Best post ever
"Even sexier than Siggy"
make sure you eat taco bell first
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
finger in the butt
YOUR butt. her finger
makes it all better
and the farting comments are fukkin hilarious guys
"Even sexier than Siggy"
2 fukken words...
DONKEY PUNCH
"Even sexier than Siggy"
yah, we have some really romantic casa nova's in here.
Associate Member
Off coarse, thats a given!
Thank you KP! I think I see a name change for myself soon "casa nova". Maybe!
Senior Member
HAHAHAHAHAHAH I just fukkin Dyed laughin
"Even sexier than Siggy"
when you hit 3000 posts that can be your custom title
Associate Member
Wow, it looks like I've got some whoring to do then, don't I.
Associate Member
Off to the gym brotha..stay slutty!
Senior Member
I told her about Dirty Sanchez, and the Alabama Hot Pocket... She seemed... Well... Lets say "disinterested".
"Even sexier than Siggy"
well, tell her that bouncing on the pole gets boring after a while... she better open up her mind, ass, and whatever other oriface you so choose
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WTF is an alabama hot pocket? LMFAO
~Haz~
"Even sexier than Siggy"
well, being named after a place in Alabama, I'd imagine it has something to do with being cornered in your room by your mom and dad and half a dozen dildos
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