Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
So if i'm not mistaken..... at 25 years old..... her libido ought to be through the roof. Hell.... at this rate i'm never gunna have a kid. Why the fvck would I wanna have a kid if I only get laid twice a month as it is..... if it gets any less than this i'm out. I don't need a child support payment on top of it.....

~Haz~
I had my keyboard hanging by clothes pins drying out from the last one, and then I start bawling into my keyboard again for you! Twice a month? And you are 26?

Mates and lass' libidos aren't very well dialed in at the same time. That's why alot of younger guys like you go for the cougars.... cougars (gals over 35) are fuggin ravaneous in bed. Grrrrrr! (A cougar to you would be a young chic to me, btw)

I've been on this kick lately to make my woman do the big "O" twice in a row. Without resorting to oral, I've come real close. But I keep "plugging away at it" (like the pun?) and I'll get there eventually. That's what keeps things interesting... see I've these silly goals I shoot for, and my woman digs my approach, and we talk about it during the day. I even text her booty messages telling what I'm going to do to her at night. Mate, I just turned 49 and I'm getting it about three times a week.

What i've learned over the years, and what I didn't know when I was younger was that s3x isn't something that just happens at the end of the night. It is the end result of a process that occurs over the course of the day. Let that sink in for a second.

I know, if some big dumb roman looking fukker were to tell me something like that, would i listen or take it to heart? probably not!

Well, enough of that. I've gotta text my woman I want to lick her pvssy tonight, (she'll decline since she's "that way" in the month), and then she'll offer to do me. Plus I had a kick asss interview today, so I'm looking forward to tonight.