How does being on roids feel?

[The Bear 79]

Ur bench will go to 380 in just a matter of 4 or 5 wks! You'll b able 2 curl 5x as many cinder blocks as Marky Mark by wk 6 or 7, your shoulders will take the shape & size of bowling balls in very short order also! U will gain EXACTLY 21.439 lbs. of FFM (no more, no less) These precisely calculated figures, if u don't get these exact results in these exact time frames then something is rong with u & / or ur gear, bcuz EVERY1 is exactly the same, & EVERY1 gets the EXACT same, cookie cutter results on every cycle, there is absolutely NO chance wut so ever that u or any1 else would ever get any different result!!!!!!

[Far from massive]

Ur bench will go to 380 in just a matter of 4 or 5 wks! You'll b able 2 curl 5x as many cinder blocks as Marky Mark by wk 6 or 7, your shoulders will take the shape & size of bowling balls in very short order also! U will gain EXACTLY 21.439 lbs. of FFM (no more, no less) These precisely calculated figures, if u don't get these exact results in these exact time frames then something is rong with u & / or ur gear, bcuz EVERY1 is exactly the same, & EVERY1 gets the EXACT same, cookie cutter results on every cycle, there is absolutely NO chance wut so ever that u or any1 else would ever get any different result!!!!!!

How the hell is gonna gain 21.439 lbs of Far From Massive? I ain't cutting off a pound of flesh unless Jesus himself asks.

[omegagboost]

Ur bench will go to 380 in just a matter of 4 or 5 wks! You'll b able 2 curl 5x as many cinder blocks as Marky Mark by wk 6 or 7, your shoulders will take the shape & size of bowling balls in very short order also! U will gain EXACTLY 21.439 lbs. of FFM (no more, no less) These precisely calculated figures, if u don't get these exact results in these exact time frames then something is rong with u & / or ur gear, bcuz EVERY1 is exactly the same, & EVERY1 gets the EXACT same, cookie cutter results on every cycle, there is absolutely NO chance wut so ever that u or any1 else would ever get any different result!!!!!!

yes I detected the sarcasm lol.

I know everyone is different and all but just trying to have an idea of people's experience thats all.