Quote Originally Posted by ScotchGuard02 View Post
I train MMA guys and they're always teasing me that they want their abs as flat as my ass. LOL
Insensitive jerks!

I think insurance should cover ass prosthesis for all my flat-assed brothers from other mothers.

OP, seriously though, and like has been said: it's probably genetic.

Now that I'm kinda big I don't have "pencil legs", but my calves will never have any definition, cuz that's just how I'm built.

My ass, OTOH, is a Category 5 "ghetto booty", and I like it that way.