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  1. 12-11-2013, 04:38 PM #1
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    What happens when u hit 1000 posts?

    Is it true that something special happens at 1000 posts?
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    When you hit 10,000 you get a night out at the rippers paid for by HAZ
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    Admin rams you from behind raw, but at least has the courtesy to give you a reach around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    Admin rams you from behind raw, but at least has the courtesy to give you a reach around.
    The bastards never gave me a reach around!
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    Im excited now
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnymctrance View Post
    Im excited now
    Its worth every painful pump
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Herpes.
    That answers one of my questions
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    Quote Originally Posted by redz
    When you hit 10,000 you get a night out at the rippers paid for by HAZ
    False..... Paid for by aus
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    False..... Paid for by aus
    false. Paid for by kelkel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    false. Paid for by kelkel.
    Correct
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnymctrance View Post
    Is it true that something special happens at 1000 posts?
    when you hit 1,000 posts, manna falls from the heavens, women start taking off their clothes just for you, and you have to buy everyone a round at the pub.
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnymctrance View Post
    Is it true that something special happens at 1000 posts?
    heck when I reacted 1000 I don't think anyone noticed! what do you expect to happen Johnny?!
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    Forget about 1000. It's what happens next that is mind-blowing.......1001!!!
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    When I hit 1k, i will switch to a new diet plan. My diet will consist of red meat, diesel fuel, and fuking freedom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DexterMorgan View Post
    When I hit 1k, i will switch to a new diet plan. My diet will consistent of red meat, diesel fuel, and fuking freedom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    false. Paid for by kelkel.
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    Correct
    Pick on me when I'm not around......

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    You will wake up the next morning in contest ready condition, with 1000 fitness models in your mansion, a lifetime membership to the gym of your choice, $1,000 in your pocket, and 1,000 22g, 1" needles.
    Nah nothing happens. you don't even get herpes.
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    Actually they are all wrong! What you will receive is your choice of a date with either DSM or Me. And at 10,000 you get us both! Lucky you huh? Of course if you wish, you can trade a date with us in for a date with my sister. But I'm sure you won't like her as she is the homely type. Here is her pic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Jesus ........
    Yeah they grow some mighty big melons down in Arkansas..
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Well, I'd like to tend that garden a while....
    Well if you want to make a good impression in that garden, be sure to plant your root in deep.
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    I really wouldn't want many of those prizes.
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