Good idea. Screen your women more carefully with your pre-date questionnaire.Originally Posted by bikeral
"So how would you react if you saw me beating off"
A. Point and laugh
B. Call a friend to come help
C. Give you a hand
D. Take a picture and post it on Facebook
E. Spank you and call you a naughty boy
F. Tape mittens around both hands and get you some therapy
G. Cut it off




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