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    DAAS' would you rather thread.

    I'll start it off.

    Would you rather eat 2 live spiders, or have 2 people shit on your face?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAAS
    I'll start it off.

    Would you rather eat 2 live spiders, or have 2 people shit on your face?
    Oh god what the fvck.......
    I hate spiders like you wouldn't believe..... I'd let monica santhiago and Kelly Devine shit on my face lol

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    Would rather be slapped in the nuts with a frozen rabbit.

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    Would you rather give oral to a man till he finishes or cut off 2 fingers/toes? It can be any of the 20 you have.

    Dsm and sholva need not answer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Would you rather give oral to a man till he finishes or cut off 2 fingers/toes? It can be any of the 20 you have.

    Dsm and sholva need not answer
    Id cut one fifth off all ten of my toes.

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    You you rather have your dream girl for 10 years then be alone for the rest of your life, or have an unlimited supply of 5's and below for ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAAS
    You you rather have your dream girl for 10 years then be alone for the rest of your life, or have an unlimited supply of 5's and below for ever
    If I can have flings after the 10 years then I'd do that. If I have to remain abstinent then ill take the 5's. I'm not goin without ass for 50+ years.

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    Would you rather lick your girls turd (touch ur tongue to it) or suck her tampon dry?

    Lmfao this is getting disgusting

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    Oh sweet Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by king6 II
    Oh sweet Jesus.
    I'm making rules for this thread.....

    1) you get to respond ONLY when you answer the last question asked.

    2) you may not ask a "what would you rather" question until you answer the last question asked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Would you rather lick your girls turd (touch ur tongue to it) or suck her tampon dry?

    Lmfao this is getting disgusting
    Pretty sure my tongue up an ass has touched a turd and I have my red wings...

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    However I don't think I'd suck a tampon dry. Maybe lick it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    However I don't think I'd suck a tampon dry. Maybe lick it.
    That's why I love ya Al.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Would you rather lick your girls turd (touch ur tongue to it) or suck her tampon dry?

    Lmfao this is getting disgusting
    I would rather have a sister in a whore house!

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    Would you rather get kicked in the nuts or take relationship advice from Redz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    That's why I love ya Al.
    Bahaha

    Nothing I wont do if the right girl lets me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diesel101 View Post
    Would you rather get kicked in the nuts or take relationship advice from Redz
    That's a tough one. I'll pass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diesel101 View Post
    Would you rather get kicked in the nuts or take relationship advice from Redz
    Aren't those the same thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Would you rather lick your girls turd (touch ur tongue to it) or suck her tampon dry?

    Lmfao this is getting disgusting
    Probably kill myself. idk id lick a tampon before sucking it dry. that one it terrible. haha

    Funny story, I was banging my ex one time and it was dark. I ended up having a bloody nose and getting blood all over her face and neck and chest. She didn't even notice, until I realized what was happening and told her. Good times.

    Here is one less disturbing. Would you rather know all of histories secrets or know the future?

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    You guys are sick!!! Pretty funny though

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    we had this conversation (though not as nasty) at work and one of my guys asked this gem... "Would you rather your daughter have no friends or be a slut?"

    No I have no kids and so the answer seemed easy.... but think about this for a while....

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    here is another... would you prefer to be broke forever and get laid all the time, or be incredibly wealthy and never get laid?

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    Money is not the purpose of life, ***** is. Id rather get laid every day. You have to answer a question first though. stop breaking the rules.

    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik View Post
    here is another... would you prefer to be broke forever and get laid all the time, or be incredibly wealthy and never get laid?

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    Sluts dont have real friends. thats why they give them selves to everyone. to feel wanted.

    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik View Post
    we had this conversation (though not as nasty) at work and one of my guys asked this gem... "Would you rather your daughter have no friends or be a slut?"

    No I have no kids and so the answer seemed easy.... but think about this for a while....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAAS View Post
    I'll start it off.

    Would you rather eat 2 live spiders, or have 2 people shit on your face?
    eat 2 spiders

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    Quote Originally Posted by diesel101 View Post
    Would you rather get kicked in the nuts or take relationship advice from Redz
    Don't know Redz so I would take advice from him...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAAS View Post
    I'll start it off.

    Would you rather eat 2 live spiders, or have 2 people shit on your face?
    Eat 2 live spiders.. i'll chew the sh*t out of those little bastards

    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Would you rather give oral to a man till he finishes or cut off 2 fingers/toes? It can be any of the 20 you have.

    Dsm and sholva need not answer
    Fvck.. I really like my fingers and toes.. I think i might have to go with the oral. But the dude needs to be really good looking like Brad Pitt.. and then I get to kick his ass afterward.

    Quote Originally Posted by DAAS View Post
    You you rather have your dream girl for 10 years then be alone for the rest of your life, or have an unlimited supply of 5's and below for ever
    Hmmmm.. I would have to .... fvck this might be the hardest one yet. Damn.. I think I might have to go with the dream girl for 10 years.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Would you rather lick your girls turd (touch ur tongue to it) or suck her tampon dry?

    Lmfao this is getting disgusting
    Lick the turd.. no question. Bring me the poop.

    Quote Originally Posted by diesel101 View Post
    Would you rather get kicked in the nuts or take relationship advice from Redz
    Take relationship advice from redz... haha..

    Quote Originally Posted by DAAS View Post
    Would you rather know all of histories secrets or know the future?
    Future

    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik View Post
    here is another... would you prefer to be broke forever and get laid all the time, or be incredibly wealthy and never get laid?
    broke and laid brutha.. I'd have me lots of sugar mommas..

    I was gonna ask a similar one: Would you rather look like a greek god and be broke, or be a repulsive billionaire?

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    Here's another while I still have a chance:

    Would you rather chew your pinky off and live or get shot in the head, die and not feel a thing?
    Last edited by Igifuno; 02-13-2014 at 07:13 PM.

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    I'm ashamed of each and everyone of you

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    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik View Post
    here is another... would you prefer to be broke forever and get laid all the time, or be incredibly wealthy and never get laid?
    Can you use the wealth to buy prostihookers?

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    I assume when you get shot in the head you die? lol Id choose pinky
    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Here's another while I still have a chance:

    Would you rather chew your pinky off and live or get shot in the head and not feel a thing?

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    Yup you die.. edited above.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    I'm ashamed of each and everyone of you
    Indeed.. I'm disgusted with myself as well. lol..

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    Be poked in the eye every day or have your ear flicked every 30 minutes

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    Quote Originally Posted by DAAS
    Be poked in the eye every day or have your ear flicked every 30 minutes
    Ear flicked. I feel like I could laugh that off and not do any real damage. Eye pokes I feel like wouldn't be good daily.

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    Some of these actually sound good.

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    Would you rather loose 4 inches off your c0ck or turn into a smoking hot chick with huge tits?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Would you rather loose 4 inches off your c0ck or turn into a smoking hot chick with huge tits?
    Turn int o a chick. hot bitches get everything for free. and I would fondle myself all day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Would you rather loose 4 inches off your c0ck or turn into a smoking hot chick with huge tits?
    I would be come a smoking hot lesbian!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Would you rather loose 4 inches off your c0ck or turn into a smoking hot chick with huge tits?
    Chick for sure! To begin with I would still owe you a inch and a half if you tried to take 4.
    If I was a hot chick I would just lay around and masturbate all day.

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