LIttlest Wanker Contest

[Times Roman]

I was listening to the Bob & Tom radio talk show the other day and they did this piece on this contest where blokes would whip out their wankers at a bar, the judges compare, and smallest wanker wins a prize (no homo). The next year, the same guy wins the contest again. He says he is very proud to have won this contest two years in a row, and can hardly wait for next year, as he expects to be winning again.

My only question is this.......................

........what does his woman think?

[Times Roman]

and any of you ladies out there, I'd be interested to hear your thoughts.............?

[Black]

Now I've seen it all. A man who is actually proud of his little wiener.

[bikeral]

Can't be smaller than that guy in Hangover movies.

[ironbeck]

I feel sorry for guys cursed like that. Have a good friend, great guy. Got out of high school, joined the navy, met a girl l....then married her, then she found out how small his pecker (honeymoon) was and left him in 4 months

[GirlyGymRat]

and any of you ladies out there, I'd be interested to hear your thoughts.............?

Ummmm. What is the prize? Money towards Surgical enhancement?

[RaginCajun]

I feel sorry for guys cursed like that. Have a good friend, great guy. Got out of high school, joined the navy, met a girl l....then married her, then she found out how small his pecker (honeymoon) was and left him in 4 months

ouch!

[DCI]

I think the word wanker is lost in translation lol

[David LoPan]

Maybe he is a grower and not a shower. And he could have a big tongue and be talented with it. This reminds me of a song written by David Allen Coe Warning this is a dirty song, I hope I am not in violation of rules.

http://www.last.fm/music/David+Allan...Shallow+Throat

[Rwy]

I feel sorry for guys cursed like that. Have a good friend, great guy. Got out of high school, joined the navy, met a girl l....then married her, then she found out how small his pecker (honeymoon) was and left him in 4 months

Who ****ing waits til they get married only to leave for a bigger dick

[Rwy]

Girls don t like huge dicks and you ever never going anal if you have a table leg in your pants

[lovbyts]

I entered a contest like that once and came in 2nd place to a Shetland pony.

[Times Roman]

Ummmm. What is the prize? Money towards Surgical enhancement?

isn't it obvious?

bragging rights and a couple of bucks to buy the next round of beer!

sheesh, gotta 'splain ever thane to you woman?

[RaginCajun]

isn't it obvious? bragging rights and a couple of bucks to buy the next round of beer! sheesh, gotta 'splain ever thane to you woman?

How many times have you won?

[Times Roman]

How many times have you won?

less than you

[RaginCajun]

less than you

You have me confused with someone else

[Times Roman]

You have me confused with someone else

I don't think so

32 years old,

from the south,

medium height, about 5'10" or so

about 180 pounds

inch worm for a pecker.....


...sound about right? =)

[Times Roman]

I have a pretty cute little friend. She received a dozen beautiful roses delivered to her home, with only a phone number attached. She called the number, turns out she met the guy at a kid's bday party not too long ago. He's 45, rides a Harley, and so she thought he would be like me in a way. So she goes out with him a few times. Then she breaks it off suddenly. I ask her what's wrong with the guy. Evidently, he has about a 3.5" wanker. Poor Bastad!

[Euroholic]

I think the word wanker is lost in translation lol

Yea. I think they fail to realize what a wanker even means!!!!

[RaginCajun]

I don't think so 32 years old, from the south, medium height, about 5'10" or so about 180 pounds inch worm for a pecker..... ...sound about right? =)

Pretty darn close but nope

[Times Roman]

Pretty darn close but nope

I cheated. I just read the profile you wrote about yourself and used that =)

[derekkpapa1]

my wife says I am a big di-k does that mean I am above average size ?

[slfmade]

I was had a girl tell me I was built like a baby down there......9 pounds 21 inches.

[Bert]

I have a pretty cute little friend. She received a dozen beautiful roses delivered to her home, with only a phone number attached. She called the number, turns out she met the guy at a kid's bday party not too long ago. He's 45, rides a Harley, and so she thought he would be like me in a way. So she goes out with him a few times. Then she breaks it off suddenly. I ask her what's wrong with the guy. Evidently, he has about a 3.5" wanker. Poor Bastad!

I hope that's soft.

[GirlyGymRat]

I don't know what i would do if the guy i fell for had a little guy. never had to cross that bridge.

[trikydik]

Love Bob and Tom... based out of right here in Indianapolis, IN!

They are so famous here... always see them at some even or another..

[--->>405<<---]

I was listening to the Bob & Tom radio talk show the other day and they did this piece on this contest where blokes would whip out their wankers at a bar, the judges compare, and smallest wanker wins a prize (no homo). The next year, the same guy wins the contest again. He says he is very proud to have won this contest two years in a row, and can hardly wait for next year, as he expects to be winning again.

My only question is this.......................

........what does his woman think?

id be hard pressed to believe he actually has a woman, not because his pecker is small, but more so because his personality is so pathetic he actually thinks its a good idea to participate in such a degrading and humiliating activity.

he probably has a massive porn collection, a very strong online presence which could lead to imprisonment if the right people look hard enuff, a regular hooker he spends a large portion of his equally as pathetic paycheck on, and an otherwise very sad existence.

[--->>405<<---]

I don't know what i would do if the guy i fell for had a little guy. never had to cross that bridge.

just curious as to what qualifications, if any, yall (females) have for what would be "small, normal, and large"..

such as:
small 4" or less when erect
normal 6"
large 8"+

??

[GirlyGymRat]

just curious as to what qualifications, if any, yall (females) have for what would be "small, normal, and large"..

such as:
small 4" or less when erect
normal 6"
large 8"+

??

This is a trick question


There's length and girth but both extremes (baby carrot and cucumbers) have their own hazards.

[Times Roman]

just curious as to what qualifications, if any, yall (females) have for what would be "small, normal, and large"..

such as:
small 4" or less when erect
normal 6"
large 8"+

??

mate

it depends on the woman and HER vaginal profile.

I've been with Asian women I could only go half way, and it was painful for them.
I've been with white women where I had to strap a 2x4 to my ass so I wouldn't fall in.

some are narrow and deep
others are wide and shallow,
and every combination in the middle.

if the woman is small, she isn't going to want someone with a freaking salami

what you see in the movies, is , in most cases, too much for a "normal" woman to handle.

but you already knew this and wanted a woman's perspective

[Times Roman]

I hope that's soft.

the flag was at full mast

[slfmade]

This is a trick question


There's length and girth but both extremes (baby carrot and cucumbers) have their own hazards.

I'll spare Hazard the cheap shot this one time. haha

[Times Roman]

Love Bob and Tom... based out of right here in Indianapolis, IN!
They are so famous here... always see them at some even or another..

I had to look it up and you are right.

...and all this time I was thinking they were based out of Napa, Ca.

[slfmade]

I had to look it up and you are right.

...and all this time I was thinking they were based out of Napa, Ca.

I thought they were based out of OKC. lol

[--->>405<<---]

mate

it depends on the woman and HER vaginal profile.

I've been with Asian women I could only go half way, and it was painful for them.
I've been with white women where I had to strap a 2x4 to my ass so I wouldn't fall in.

some are narrow and deep
others are wide and shallow,
and every combination in the middle.

if the woman is small, she isn't going to want someone with a freaking salami

what you see in the movies, is , in most cases, too much for a "normal" woman to handle.

but you already knew this and wanted a woman's perspective

haha.. good explanation TR. dont suppose ive given it a lot of thought, but it makes sense. funny about the 2 x 4 to the ass. bet u werent with her very long...

[--->>405<<---]

This is a trick question


There's length and girth but both extremes (baby carrot and cucumbers) have their own hazards.

LOL.. wasnt trying to trick you. i see what ur saying now. guess i assumed women had averages like men. didnt mean to pry, was not my intent.

[Times Roman]

haha.. good explanation TR. dont suppose ive given it a lot of thought, but it makes sense. funny about the 2 x 4 to the ass. bet u werent with her very long...

long enough. she was pretty, very kinky, and she was the one that always came up with stuff to do. She surprised me many time. Fun in a wading pool (blow up) with a bottle of olive oil emptied in it? Hide and Seek with a champagne bottle? and the ever popular "let's play movie star" (I was employed as a photographer at the time)

[GirlyGymRat]

LOL.. wasnt trying to trick you. i see what ur saying now. guess i assumed women had averages like men. didnt mean to pry, was not my intent.

I know you weren't. Interesting tho is most women cannot orgasm with vag penetration alone and we r more complex when it comes to intimacy or at least I am. Size matters more to guys then girls bc you can actually take a measurement.

How many fellas have never measured? Good poll idea for the lounge! LoL

[--->>405<<---]

long enough. she was pretty, very kinky, and she was the one that always came up with stuff to do. She surprised me many time. Fun in a wading pool (blow up) with a bottle of olive oil emptied in it? Hide and Seek with a champagne bottle? and the ever popular "let's play movie star" (I was employed as a photographer at the time)

LOL. sounds like u had a good ole time

exactly where did u set the blow up wading pool? the back yard? LOL

[lovbyts]

How many fellas have never measured? Good poll idea for the lounge! LoL

I think you would be hard pressed to find any male who didn't measure at least once in grade school or Jr high.