Dang telemarketers! I was driving home and got a call on my cell from a number I didn't recognize. Should've just blocked it with my AV software, but in case it was a legitimate cal, my dumbass answered.
Before I type up the transcript of the call, let me just say that if anyone has a handicapped friend, loved one, etc., please don't think I am making fun of someone who is handicapped, because that definitely isn't me.
Ok, here goes:
Phone rings and I answer.
Telemarketer: Hi, because you have recently stayed at one of our resorts, you have won a free 1 week stay at one of our resorts, a 5 day cruise, and lots of exciting prizes.
Me: Ma'am, I'm sorry but it wasn't me. I don't go to resorts.
Telemarketer: Yes, this is very exiting I'm sure, let me tell you all about it.
Me: Ma'am, you don't understand. You have the wrong guy. I don't even have legs and my wheelchair has 2 flats.
Telemarketer: You do realize that we include free car rental and all meals?
Me: Ma'am, I don't think you get it. I am.incapable of getting around. I don't even have a butthole, they sewed it shut and I drink a supplement every 3 hours and then regurgitate the remainder.
Telemarketer: That certainly is something. Can I ask you you a few questions before I connect you with one of out travel counselors?
Me: Ma'am I will answer all of your questions if you will send me some of your freshly soiled panties.
After that there was a short silence and I told her I had to go, it was time for me to stick my finger down my throat, but get those panties right out to me and I'll get back with you.
Then I hung up and blocked her number.
Fvck me, already had a hectic day and then I have a conversation like that.
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I got to get to the shop to lift tonight.
Sorry if I offended anyone, but I thought I would share my day with you.
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