Now although its understandable that they arent all happy about declining tips and wages - notice that a LARGE majority of American waiters think their life is better than before they tried sodomy and think that things are going to be even better in the future - Why? because of what sodomy does for your sense of inner peace.*
*This thread, it's title and it's content is a parody of Cycleon's "A poll for all you america haters and saddam lovers" I saw the title looking at me all day just begging for a parody such as this.