
Originally Posted by
big k.l.g
I just finshed watching a documentary on U.S Army rangers....and man it pisses me off...i've been a milatary freak sense god knows when...then i gotta watch these lucky S.O.Bs do all that cool sh!t and i cant

...when i was 17 i walked into the U.S ebbasy all niave and sh!t asking if i could join the U.S army....well so fukking could'nt but a guy can dream right? oh well time to go watch black hawk down for the 400th time.
You can join but it will take you a while to get into the US Forces. If you emmigrate to the US and get a green card, you can join. I'm not sure what the age cut off is....but we do take a certain number of Caribbean nationals into our military academies every year. Call the US Emb and ask to speak to someone in the MLO (Military Liaison Office) and ask them.
Have you thought about the British Royal Marines??? That is an option as well due to the relationship between Bim and the UK. Call the British High Commission and ask for the Naval Captain. I'm not sure who's there anymore .... they run recruiting through the Caribbean all the time. You take an exam, pass some physical fitness tests and you are in.
If you want to know who to talk to specifically, I can find out. The funny thing is.....if you came to the Embassy a few years ago.....It might have been me .... or someone from my staff that talked to you.
C.B.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!