I hate girls at the gym who don't have fake tits
i seriously hate when fukks leave the dumbells allover the place and plates just laying in the middle of the floor...oh and when fukkheads don't put the dumbells on the rack where they belong...does 45 really loook like 70??!!! i usually just take them off and throw them and put my weights where they belong...
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true storyI hate girls at the gym who don't have fake tits
Im lucky to go to a good gym. I usually have a good workout. There are always those guys that come and go (quiters) but I usually dont get pissed off untill YESTERDAY!
On chest day one of my favorites is the seated press. I get good results from this machine and I can target lower chest when I put the seat up high. So anyway this guy comes in and sit on its while im warming up in the cage. he looks like a nerd and is wearing street clothes. He did not stretch or warm up. He put 200 lbs of plates on it and barely squeezes out 1 very shakey rep. Then he sits there on the machine for 5 minutes and does another rep. and again and again and he is taking a longer break towards the end but all said and done about ten reps over what seemed like an hour. WTF is this guy doing? I was really confused and I didnt get on the machine so I was mad. there, 'rant' over!
ha, had the same issue with this guy at the gym.. his friend was asking me for advice and i saw he was just trying to be a show off and pull alotta weight on a curl... i tell him to take down the weight and work on his form and his friend says "i keep telling him that over and over again, but he doens't listen" then this ahole goes to the seated row machine, pins the full stack at 300lbs, starts talking to himself as if to work himself up to the task, and finaly starts pulling on the weight, only to pull it about 2 1/2 inches into his chest before bringing it back.. does that about 5 times..
i look over to my brother (who is a monster himself at 6'6 270 14%) and we start cracking up... fcuking gym losers man.. i say we put them on another planet so they can all be on the same level... retards...
some fuk on a brench in the free weight area doing some yoga $hit.
time to kill
no problem w/ yoga either- but take your doughy a$$ to another part of the gym and get out of the way
agreed
Yeah if someone wants to use it will move the bar, def. But I workout at a college gym, we have 3 squat racks, but the amount people who squat is low lol so we usually don't take the bench bar from a bench because it seems everybody just does chest and biceps in the gym.
What the hell was your father and mother giants or something? Damn....
when I go full range of motion on all my lifts and my workout partner or someone else is telling me not to go all the way down or whatever...that i am using too light of weight..
i hate when people do one set and then sit there for 10 mins like they just did some strenuous workout when they aren't lifting shit.
Big guys who treat disabled people with no respect. Happened to me the other day. I am wheelchair bound (have been since I was 6 and in a car accident) and tried to get in my set, and this national-level bodybuilder (who had his "posse" with him) told me "retards like you should not be in the gym when he is there working out". JERK !
Someone probaly already posted this but I hate when I go to the gym and see someone do squats, like 2 sets then go and curl 2 sets bench 2 set and then leave
The stupid f***ing a$$hole drying his entire body in front of the hand dryer.
There's hand dryer in the gym??
The dude that clears his sinus every time he gets chance was burping in front of me while i was doing cable flies so i couldnt hold it nomore and told him " Hey man go burp outside , nobody wants to hear you burping or making disgusting noise here in gym !! "
fat people who think they are bodybuilders!!!!!
with their sloppy form,2 rep,eating protein bars,all over the place routine,drinking gallons of water even though they havnt even broken a sweat,wearing xxxxxl hardcore tops,walking with arms at 45%to their body,doing 1 rep on everthing in the whole fu*king gym.......and still looking like fat guys.
a few of the pros tell them "cardio upstairs lads"lol.
How about outside the gym ?
Listen to stupid f***ks. I park my god damn car all the way at the end of the parking lot so no one parks near me. Now why the f**k do you park your $hit @$$ F**king car RIGHT NEXT TO MINE when there are 10000000000000000000 more spots around OTHER THAN beside me ?!?! HUH !!! U @#$!@$!@#$!@#$!@# !@#$!@#$!@#$ !@#$!@#$!@#$ !@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$
And if i come out and find a ding on my car i swear to god i will break every window in that parking lot.
that is seriously messed up, my dad has been in a wheelchair since he was 18 and i've had the same problem when we went to the gym, some wannabe told my dad to move from the bench so he could use it, i heard it as i had gone to get a drink of water and was returning and walked right up to the guy and told him to fvck off
i can combine dsm4life and pmzq...
i used to drive a mini bus for wheel chair bound young guys and the one thing that gets to me is people who park in disabled spots who dont have a disability or even badges(in the uk you have to have blue id badges in your windows so you can park on double yellows or disabled bays etc).
to this day i still say something to people i see parking in them,it embarrasses my mrs but i just say you try getting a wheel chair out of a standard size bay.some buses had rear ramps,so that was easy..but some never.
im sure plenty of people have seen able bodied people park in disabled bays.
I know it has been said numerous times before, but yetserday it happened to me.....So i get into the gym, ready for leg day and Squats are obviously first. I'm walking over to the power rack to start warming up, when I see this douchebag asshole doing CURLS using the rack. I asked him how many sets he has left, and he said ONLY 2!!! and it took him like 10 minutes to complete these two sets...I was so mad, I just gave him the "look", and I'm pretty sure he understood....
That's what I hate about commercial gyms...well at least I'm not paying for my member ship lol.
the muther fukker who ive never seen in my gym... ever!!
(ive been there 2 years. 4-5 days a week i go) weekdays, nights and weekends.... and ive never seen this douche.
this guy comes in. takes over the pull down machine that i was on... then when i go over as he was done with his set and say... "i was on this, but you can work in with me.'
he gives me a look like im bothering him and i have 5 eyes. and says... "oh ill just be a minute"
so i say... you know what... forget it.. you cant work in with me. and i grab the bar sit down. and do a set. then i dont get up. i sit there through all my sets and dont get up
I thought I really didnt have any annoyances at the gym cause the moment I get in there, the Ipod goes on and I dont even notice people at all. Sometimes to the point where they wal straight up to me and say high and I completely miss it, but anyways...
Turns out I do get really f'n pissed at the guys who seem to have need to slam their weights down after they finish their sets. Whats up with this? Is it a cry for attention.. "look how much I just lifted"... wtf, no wonder half the dumbells are loose. And my gym fee's have to pay for this shit. Same thing with the guys who have to slam the plates together when loading up a machine. I dont care if you rep 315 for 1 half ass motion, I dont need to hear.
these four little douche bags pulled this on me yesterday...
i walk up to the pull down bar and there are two guys there, i ask how many sets they have left and he says..."well, him and I have 1 left each, but we are switching with the other two guys over there" he points to the adjacent pull down to two guys who are using the v-bar. i think to myself, what a gang of retards. so i sit and just wait for the third pull down bar that another two guys have just two sets left.
while im waiting dickhead 1 and 2 (the first two guys i talked to) finish and the one guy has the balls to stand with one foot on the seat while holding the bar...WAITING for the other two to finish so that no one can get the machine...mind you i am by myself and he knows im waiting for a machine...he looks right at me while standing on the seat - then in obvious shame and embarrassment because he KNOWS what he is doing is wrong, looks down at his shoes.
i said F-this, i walk over said excuse me, moved him off the machine and started my workout.
his buddy comes over after 5 full minutes and says to me my buddy was holding that for us...i said to him, IF your buddy would have had half an ounce of etiquette I would have no problem letting you and friend work in, but since he has none, sorry your gonna have to wait. and while your waiting, maybe explain to him why...
all four walked away and said nothing...dickheads!
when my ass is swamping heavily
Bump!!
I like this one. You could throw deadlifts in there with squats. I hate the dick who feels the need to get into the power rack to do curls. Seriously? Curls? If you're that concerned about droppin the weight on a curl, maybe you need to back off a little...or work on your agility
punks that bring their hot ass girlfriends or wives and then just follow them around the whole time....
When an old guy walks through the locker room with nothing but a towel slung over his shoulder, then gets right up next to you and starts flossing his ass with said towel.
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