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    Quote Originally Posted by EcToMoRpHiAn
    This thread is ironic because I just started having sex with a squirter two weeks ago. So far we have had sex 4-5 seperate occasions and she managed to squirt up a storm each time. My roomates call her "The Hurricane".

    It is actually pretty fun doing a squirter, although the first couple times I thought it was urine. Upon further inspection, I realized it smelled like vagina and not piss... gotta love it!
    The one downside is I can't let her spend the night because although it is hot during the moment, afterwards sleeping on soaked vagina-smelling sheets is neither hot, nor comfortable.

    Same here bro, we were both wasted the first time it happened to me, and I remember thinking "awww man, this bitch is so wasted she just pissed on me!!!" but she was a squirter, and I loved it. A female cop actually caught us in the car that time, she smiled and said "just making sure no-one is getting rapped" It was kinda funny, when I think back on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EcToMoRpHiAn
    This thread is ironic because
    I just started having sex with a squirter
    two weeks ago. So far we have had sex 4-5 seperate occasions and she managed to squirt up a storm each time. My roomates call her "The Hurricane".

    It is actually pretty fun doing a squirter, although the first couple times I thought it was urine. Upon further inspection, I realized it smelled like vagina and not piss... gotta love it!

    The one downside is I can't let her spend the night because although it is hot during the moment, afterwards sleeping on soaked vagina-smelling sheets is neither hot, nor comfortable.
    Same here. She is the first I have ever been with and I am into it.

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    At first I thought that maybe I was kinky or into that sort of sh1t and a little embarrassed. After talking to my friends, every one of them thought it was cool, so apparently it is a universally accepted male turn-on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EcToMoRpHiAn
    At first I thought that maybe I was kinky or into that sort of sh1t and a little embarrassed. After talking to my friends, every one of them thought it was cool, so apparently it is a universally accepted male turn-on.
    FOR SURE!!!! There are probably 10000 porn sites dedicated to squirting!!!

    I run about 9999 of them. J/K

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    I did it in a taxi once in Vegas and left a puddle in the back of his car. The two strippers we were with (just hanging out with) were absolutely shocked because they said they never saw a woman cum like that.
    Can't do that stuff anymore because the cabs in Vegas all have camera's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LAW
    I did it in a taxi once in Vegas and left a puddle in the back of his car. The two strippers we were with (just hanging out with) were absolutely shocked because they said they never saw a woman cum like that.
    Can't do that stuff anymore because the cabs in Vegas all have camera's.

    Law, you tell the best stories

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    Quote Originally Posted by LAW
    I did it in a taxi once in Vegas and left a puddle in the back of his car. The two strippers we were with (just hanging out with) were absolutely shocked because they said they never saw a woman cum like that.
    Can't do that stuff anymore because the cabs in Vegas all have camera's.
    Thats what I am talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LAW
    I did it in a taxi once in Vegas and left a puddle in the back of his car. The two strippers we were with (just hanging out with) were absolutely shocked because they said they never saw a woman cum like that.
    Can't do that stuff anymore because the cabs in Vegas all have camera's.
    Maybe they have cameras, but they can NOT use the footage unless you consent in writing .....lolol

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    Quote Originally Posted by LAW
    I did it in a taxi once in Vegas and left a puddle in the back of his car. The two strippers we were with (just hanging out with) were absolutely shocked because they said they never saw a woman cum like that.
    Can't do that stuff anymore because the cabs in Vegas all have camera's.
    Besides diamonds, how can a guy convince women to do that kind of thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cfiler
    Besides diamonds, how can a guy convince women to do that kind of thing?
    A hole lota alcohol and money

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    Quote Originally Posted by fenceguy
    man anyone ever have a problem with a woman being too wet? What can you do about it? And how do you tell her nicely?
    Bip-bip-BIP!

    I'm picking up some strong signals on my gaydar...

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    she has to be a squirter to start with .otherwise you will get pissand thats not the same ,I will post the name of the how to make any woman squirt when I get home ,its a good porno and tells you how to get any woman to squirt,with mine its just point and shoot...

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    i can't believe this thread is still going....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
    i can't believe this thread is still going....
    i cant believe you have almost 7,000 posts in one year! thats alot of typing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by armbar83
    i cant believe you have almost 7,000 posts in one year! thats alot of typing...

    aye too many wasted calories in my opinion

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    nasty as ****.......yeah girls that get real wet tend to stink the entire room up with their stank, get the **** out and go find another chick that has good higene

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    the more wet, the more stink. disgusting. I'm glad my girl doesn't get that wet.

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    bump ROFL

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    I know I'm super late but who the hell complains about a pussy being too wet. i'll tell you who someone with a lil dick. I use to have this puerto rican gf and her pussy would get sooooo wet it would go threw her tights. and for those people talking about a corrleation between stinky pussy and wetness I would say that same puerto rican had the best smelling pussy every. i would literally keep my hand under my nose for hours after sex and would lick that pussy for hours. That shit was like insulin and i was a diabetic. wet pussies are the best

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigfish
    I know I'm super late
    but who the hell complains about a pussy being too wet. i'll tell you who someone with a lil dick. I use to have this puerto rican gf and her pussy would get sooooo wet it would go threw her tights. and for those people talking about a corrleation between stinky pussy and wetness I would say that same puerto rican had the best smelling pussy every. i would literally keep my hand under my nose for hours after sex and would lick that pussy for hours. That shit was like insulin and i was a diabetic. wet pussies are the best
    Ummmmm ya think? Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigfish
    I know I'm super late but who the hell complains about a pussy being too wet. i'll tell you who someone with a lil dick. I use to have this puerto rican gf and her pussy would get sooooo wet it would go threw her tights. and for those people talking about a corrleation between stinky pussy and wetness I would say that same puerto rican had the best smelling pussy every. i would literally keep my hand under my nose for hours after sex and would lick that pussy for hours. That shit was like insulin and i was a diabetic. wet pussies are the best

    sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigfish
    I know I'm super late but who the hell complains about a pussy being too wet. i'll tell you who someone with a lil dick. I use to have this puerto rican gf and her pussy would get sooooo wet it would go threw her tights. and for those people talking about a corrleation between stinky pussy and wetness I would say that same puerto rican had the best smelling pussy every. i would literally keep my hand under my nose for hours after sex and would lick that pussy for hours. That shit was like insulin and i was a diabetic.
    wet pussies are the best
    By the way I agree with this statement 1000000%!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE74
    By the way I agree with this statement 1000000%!!!
    ya know when a guys is right, he's right
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
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    Yes sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigfish
    I know I'm super late but who the hell complains about a pussy being too wet. i'll tell you who someone with a lil dick. I use to have this puerto rican gf and her pussy would get sooooo wet it would go threw her tights. and for those people talking about a corrleation between stinky pussy and wetness I would say that same puerto rican had the best smelling pussy every. i would literally keep my hand under my nose for hours after sex and would lick that pussy for hours. That shit was like insulin and i was a diabetic. wet pussies are the best
    i agree totally as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigfish
    I know I'm super late but who the hell complains about a pussy being too wet. i'll tell you who someone with a lil dick. I use to have this puerto rican gf and her pussy would get sooooo wet it would go threw her tights. and for those people talking about a corrleation between stinky pussy and wetness I would say that same puerto rican had the best smelling pussy every. i would literally keep my hand under my nose for hours after sex and would lick that pussy for hours. That shit was like insulin and i was a diabetic. wet pussies are the best
    Amen.

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    Come on now... There is the smell of pu$$y, then there is the smell of bad pu$$y. Its not hard to distinguish the two.

    This thread had me lau***ng more and more as I scrolled down. lol

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    My gf is one of the very few that can really squirt, let me tell you that it does not smell or taste bad, in fact if I could bottle that shit I would drink it all day. I love eatin pussy

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    I cant brleive this shit is still going

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    I think im gona find the most stupid thread to bump hang on a minute, I have one in mind

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    lol...........

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    Who doesnt love the good taste of a pussy in the morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    Who doesnt love the good taste of a pussy in the morning
    Leve me alone in the morning. I hat the fack that i even wake up each day.

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    Bump

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    Will this thread die already!!?!?!?!

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    yea if you'd let it

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