You ever not changed the sheets and made her sleep in the wet spot b/c that was "her side" of the bed?Originally Posted by steve_rx7
You ever not changed the sheets and made her sleep in the wet spot b/c that was "her side" of the bed?Originally Posted by steve_rx7
LMFAOOriginally Posted by iidea
No, but I've put a towel over the wet spot, and I've slept on that side.Originally Posted by iidea
Not just stinky, but EXTRA stinky!... haha,, thats got me rollin bro![]()
I;ve done that too, but not slept on the side. She sprayed it she can lay in it!!! ha ha. what makes matters worse is that when she goes to get cleaned up and i got take a piss, we come back and find her chihuhua licking the spot. And i find that hilarious b/c i always see my ladys mom lettin the dog lick her in the mouth!!Originally Posted by cfiler
cant believe this thread is still going.lol
Don't worry bro Send yours my way and I'll eat it for you.Originally Posted by RussianVodka
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Wow it's going to be 12 pages soon! Goes to show that wetter is better![]()
Hell if the shit is not wet enugh that is why they make lube for. Wet makes some slick ass shit. your cock will slide into just about any thing
Im with most of the guys here, wetter is better. I remember the good ole days when I first met my wife and we were just dating. She used to get so wet that if she stood up a big stringer would run out and drop on the floor. Once had sex in the bathroom and the damn vinyl floor got so slippery I almost fell down. Now after 10 yrs of marriage, im lucking if I get a handjob!
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ahahaha love this thread, the lounge has been boring and dull lately where the **** is tai?
^^ Ditto
Being too wet thats like being too big is'nt it, it'll ever happen!
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Its your duty to post that bit of information in every "Im getting married" thread you can find. Whats up with kids today.... they get a decent poke then they want to wreck it by getting married.... Geez!Originally Posted by Maldorf
I was with a squirter for the first time this past Saturday and it was great.
Style, You lucky bastard that had to be fun but messy?
Lol...It was messy but damn I have never seen anything like it. It was pretty cool.Originally Posted by Anavar Man
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when you find a squirter you gotta keep her ......there is a porno out on how to make any woman squirt...i watched it and mine can out squirt any one of them in distance and amount
Hey what's the name of that movie?Originally Posted by ecs44
one girl would put 2-3 foot diameter wet spots through the sheets and onto the bed top. im a poor college student so i had only one sheet and a full size bed. after sleeping in a drenched sheetless bed top a couple times, sex was relegated to the floor. at that time i lived on the second story of an apt. complex with thin walls. the people who lived under me kept complaining because our spot was directly over their bed and they went to bed at 10. we eventually got evicted even after moving to the closet and then the floor of my buddies room. we tried denying it but my neighbors had the apt. manager in there house one night to listen.
it wasnt smelly but i guess im not a fan, ive only encountered one of these and the whole experience left a bad taste in my mouth (no pun intended)
shell make someone a great wife though...
i wonder if any of us are talking about the same girls?? that would be funny...
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My squirter had to go... started getting fat, cant have that.Originally Posted by ecs44
Lend me your vid please.
Same here, this chick wet the whole bed while she squirted and it was going allover the place. I guess i'm a freak because I actually liked it. I'm gonna go bang her tonight again.....Originally Posted by armbar83
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First of all i can't believe this thread is still going strong. Second, you kicked her to the curb for gaining weight? I do hope we are talking about a huge difference not just 10 or 20 lbs. Couldn't you get her to go to the gym? Sounds like you just didn't want to be with her anymore anyway.Originally Posted by beuleux
10-20 lbs turns into 30-40 then 40-50Originally Posted by LAW
Originally Posted by STYLE74
Dont forget your speedo, goggles, and swimmers cap!![]()
This thread is ironic because I just started having sex with a squirter two weeks ago. So far we have had sex 4-5 seperate occasions and she managed to squirt up a storm each time. My roomates call her "The Hurricane".
It is actually pretty fun doing a squirter, although the first couple times I thought it was urine. Upon further inspection, I realized it smelled like vagina and not piss... gotta love it!
The one downside is I can't let her spend the night because although it is hot during the moment, afterwards sleeping on soaked vagina-smelling sheets is neither hot, nor comfortable.
yup, send her homeOriginally Posted by EcToMoRpHiAn
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Originally Posted by EcToMoRpHiAn
Same here bro, we were both wasted the first time it happened to me, and I remember thinking "awww man, this bitch is so wasted she just pissed on me!!!" but she was a squirter, and I loved it. A female cop actually caught us in the car that time, she smiled and said "just making sure no-one is getting rapped" It was kinda funny, when I think back on it.
Same here. She is the first I have ever been with and I am into it.Originally Posted by EcToMoRpHiAn
At first I thought that maybe I was kinky or into that sort of sh1t and a little embarrassed. After talking to my friends, every one of them thought it was cool, so apparently it is a universally accepted male turn-on.
FOR SURE!!!! There are probably 10000 porn sites dedicated to squirting!!!Originally Posted by EcToMoRpHiAn
I run about 9999 of them. J/K
I did it in a taxi once in Vegas and left a puddle in the back of his car.The two strippers we were with (just hanging out with) were absolutely shocked because they said they never saw a woman cum like that.
Can't do that stuff anymore because the cabs in Vegas all have camera's.![]()
Originally Posted by LAW
Law, you tell the best stories![]()
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Thats what I am talking about.Originally Posted by LAW
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Bip-bip-BIP!Originally Posted by fenceguy
I'm picking up some strong signals on my gaydar...
Maybe they have cameras, but they can NOT use the footage unless you consent in writing .....lololOriginally Posted by LAW
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Besides diamonds, how can a guy convince women to do that kind of thing?Originally Posted by LAW
A hole lota alcohol and moneyOriginally Posted by cfiler
she has to be a squirter to start with .otherwise you will get pissand thats not the same ,I will post the name of the how to make any woman squirt when I get home ,its a good porno and tells you how to get any woman to squirt,with mine its just point and shoot...
i can't believe this thread is still going....
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