dukkits international house o whores

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-19-2010, 04:03 PM

damn cigarettes

**Bertuzzi** · 12-19-2010, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

damn cigarettes

Quit smoking you animal!!

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-19-2010, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

Quit smoking you animal!!

I only smoke when I drink, i just have some left over and no dip...or i would dip

**Bertuzzi** · 12-19-2010, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

I only smoke when I drink, i just have some left over and no dip...or i would dip

I quit chewing after 8 years.... it was hard but did it cold turkey

**Bertuzzi** · 12-19-2010, 04:11 PM

double post... this site is being weird

**jbran23** · 12-19-2010, 04:21 PM

Still hanging in there Bert? How many players left?

**Bertuzzi** · 12-19-2010, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by jbran23

Still hanging in there Bert? How many players left?

Nah... just busted.... 38th.... top 18 made the money.... This will be the last night I play online poker ever again.... Its just so unreal.... I have been playing this game seriously since I was 15.... I am now 27.... I stopped playing seriously when I was 23. I have seen almost everything that can possibly happen... I use to play 50+ hours a week..... but the shit I see over and over again online in a span of a few hours is literally impossible and no one can convince me otherwise.... The shit just doesn't happen....

Ever notice you get a hand like AA and you get up against something like A10.... for some reason this idiot gets all his money in preflop with a hand like A10.... anyways..... the flop is like K-J-3..... the guy will have a runner runner flush draw and a gutshot..... guess what.... one of them is gonna hit every time..... Unless I am the most unlucky person on the planet..... because 95% of the time I put my money in with the best hand but I only seem to come out on top like 10% of the time

**Bertuzzi** · 12-19-2010, 04:35 PM

Yet in real life.... I come out on top 75% of the time.... hmmmm..... wonder how thats possible

**jbran23** · 12-19-2010, 04:38 PM

No its not just you. I have seen some ridiculous things happen online in just one session that wont happen in THOUSANDS of hands in real life. Its hard to trust something that you cant see (computer software) and who is to say that its not fixed? Seems like it would be very easy to do. The only thing you can hope for is that the crazy beats will work in your favor as much as they go against you I guess. I personally would choose live play every time over online but you cant play live in your underwear while lying in your bed at 4 in the morning either though. lol

**Bertuzzi** · 12-19-2010, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by jbran23

No its not just you. I have seen some ridiculous things happen online in just one session that wont happen in THOUSANDS of hands in real life. Its hard to trust something that you cant see (computer software) and who is to say that its not fixed? Seems like it would be very easy to do. The only thing you can hope for is that the crazy beats will work in your favor as much as they go against you I guess. I personally would choose live play every time over online but you cant play live in your underwear while lying in your bed at 4 in the morning either though. lol

Depends on how much $$$$$ you drop at the casino

**Bertuzzi** · 12-19-2010, 05:31 PM

I just want to say.... I am proud of myself..... I did a lot of posting today.... some in the lounge.... some in the Q&A.... I think I even popped one or two in the diet section

**Knockout_Power** · 12-19-2010, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

I think I even popped one or two in the diet section

and what exactly did you have to say in the diet section? I assuming it was something theoretical?

**Bertuzzi** · 12-19-2010, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

and what exactly did you have to say in the diet section? I assuming it was something theoretical?

You're such a c0cksucker..... although, that did make me laugh.... Thats gotta be why your GF likes you.... cuz you're funny..... you sure aren't good looking

**Knockout_Power** · 12-19-2010, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

You're such a c0cksucker..... although, that did make me laugh.... Thats gotta be why your GF likes you.... cuz you're funny..... you sure aren't good looking

why do you think I keep the lights down low when she's over? Im sexy in the dark.

**Bertuzzi** · 12-19-2010, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

why do you think I keep the lights down low when she's over? Im sexy in the dark.

You're smarter than I thought.... Well played sir.

Now..... when are we going to the gym to train, so you can knock me out

**Shol'va** · 12-19-2010, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

why do you think I keep the lights down low when she's over? Im sexy in the dark.

Oh Great KP, now you show up when I'm going to bed. I got up early this morn all excited about going oral with your brother over the internet. Hell I even put on some clean underwear for the occasion, and you guys are a no show. Phooey I'm going to bed. You net tease you.

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-20-2010, 02:11 AM

Damn I'm sexy

**Dukkit** · 12-20-2010, 02:12 AM

Damn I'm Sexier

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-20-2010, 02:13 AM

Damn you're a whore

**Dukkit** · 12-20-2010, 02:20 AM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

Damn you're a whore

little ole me?

why shucks! youre making me blush

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-20-2010, 02:22 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

little ole me?

why shucks! youre making me blush

**calgarian** · 12-20-2010, 02:27 AM

morning uglies, missing balls and Morons

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-20-2010, 02:35 AM

Hey fattie humper

**calgarian** · 12-20-2010, 02:37 AM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

Hey fattie humper

besides humping others as well.....that remind me i need more fatties

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-20-2010, 02:52 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

besides humping others as well.....that remind me i need more fatties

everyone needs a fattie now and then

**calgarian** · 12-20-2010, 03:12 AM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

everyone needs a fattie now and then

I just need to tell them I have time now....

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-20-2010, 03:14 AM

It really aint nothing but a G Thang

**calgarian** · 12-20-2010, 03:27 AM

Finally went to gym this morning at 4.20 am and worked out till 630 am......after 2 weeks....

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-20-2010, 03:38 AM

bout time lazy ass

**calgarian** · 12-20-2010, 03:44 AM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

bout time lazy ass

hey i ran DNP for 4 weeks at 600 mg and taking are of the kid wife was away

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-20-2010, 03:49 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

hey i ran DNP for 4 weeks at 600 mg and taking are of the kid wife was away

I will let it slide this time

**calgarian** · 12-20-2010, 03:59 AM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

I will let it slide this time

in and out??

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-20-2010, 04:05 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

in and out??

Yes. And round and round.

**calgarian** · 12-20-2010, 04:08 AM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

Yes. And round and round.

that doesnt even make sense but again with you involved nothing else does.....so I am just going back to work....

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-20-2010, 04:12 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

that doesnt even make sense but again with you involved nothing else does.....so I am just going back to work....

I turn circles inside chicks, and they love it. So yes, it makes sense.

**MaNiCC** · 12-20-2010, 04:20 AM

Brit has arrived

**D3m3nt3d** · 12-20-2010, 04:23 AM

Austin Powers

**calgarian** · 12-20-2010, 04:23 AM

Originally Posted by MaNiCC

Bitch has arrived

fixed....

**calgarian** · 12-20-2010, 04:24 AM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

Austin Powers

yeah baby yeah....

**Ernst** · 12-20-2010, 04:25 AM

Stick 'em up, sluts. This is a robbery!

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