standing tall they look so small with your world upon their shoulders......
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standing tall they look so small with your world upon their shoulders......
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Mrs. Ender does not show up on film
Borderline Personality
And her reflection doesn't show up in mirrors?
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^she reflects. spends quite some time in front of one. most vaginahavers do.
Borderline Personality
So women do, just not vampires? That explains why my bloodsucking exes didn't reflect...
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
his gf told him if he sign up here he will not get a hand job and thats the only thing he is getting in terms of sex...so he doesnt show upOriginally Posted by ErnstHatAngst
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
So,
I think Im sick.
And yes... mentally.
But also physically.
I woke up with Strep throat I believe.
Fukking sonofa
I was gonna start slin today
Nothing to it, but to do it
Dukkit did you reach your goal and bang all your ladies this weekend?
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sick sucks dude
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sounds like one of em slipped him the strep
What did I tell you about kissing Dukkit?!
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
I banged 3 of the 5.
Cuz I actually liked the one and spent all sat night and all DAY sunday with her.
Whew. You know shes special if I spend more then 3 hours with her. lol
Anabolic Member
nasty pvssy juice will do it every time....
that's why I only drink Stolies.... extra virgin pvssy juice! And it makes my breath sparkling clean
(the following was a paid endorsement)
Borderline Personality
You spent more than 3 hours with a female? No wonder you're not feeling well. Someone get this man a slut, stat!
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Whew. You know shes special if I spend more then 3 hours with her. lol
she give you "the finger"?
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
Maybe I have throat herpes
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^ that actually happens
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she does! doesn't she!?! mwhahaha!
AR's Whore D'Oeuvre
I've always thought until yesterday your avi was a penguin, never really looked at it
AR's Think Tank - Retired
i cant see this fvkin penguin
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
no wonder u were n a shitty relationship u cant even see who u r with......Moron.I've always thought until yesterday your avi was a penguin, never really looked at it
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blink real fast
Nothing to it, but to do it
The blood is the body and the rubber stopper is the beak.i cant see this fvkin penguin
Nothing to it, but to do it
I've got a lip herpe right now.
~AR's Nice Guy
dont even make the joke cal
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
what joke.......i am innocent i didnt say anything......
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AR's Think Tank - Retired
got it stack
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^took you long enough
AR's Think Tank - Retired
Reported!
Nothing to it, but to do it
Dreamer of greatness
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bullshit
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
bullocks
VET
hooogiddy boogiddy boooo bitches...herby says hi....
"ARs Most Dangerous Member"
whooores
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
hey u alive.....
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
poop
Not Retired
watch out for broken fingernails and class rings
AR's Whore D'Oeuvre
That Seal ripped the head right off that phuckin Penguin
AR's Whore D'Oeuvre
Thanks for the back up bro!
ANALbolically inclined "Protein user"
really i didnt notice it einstien
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