Well of course you wouldOriginally Posted by DSM4Life
I'm sexy and I know it!
Whoring
Whoring more
And im done
So....
I start in 3 weeks![]()
Whoring?Originally Posted by boxa06
Tried to amend my carnivorous habits
Made it nearly seventy days
Losin' weight without speed, eatin' sunflower seeds
Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays
But at night I'd had these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat
Not zucchini, fettucini or Bulgar wheat
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat
Chorus:
Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
Heaven on earth with an onion slice (paradise)
Not too particular not too precise (paradise)
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
Heard about the old time sailor men
They eat the same thing again and again
Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead
Well it reminds me of the menu at a holiday inn
Times have changed for sailors these days
When I'm in port I get what I need
Not just Havanas or bananas or daiquiris
But that American creation on which I feed
Chorus:
Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
Medium rare with mustard 'be nice (paradise)
Heaven on earth with an onion slice (paradise)
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well good god almighty which way do I steer for my
Chorus:
Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice (paradise)
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice (paradise)
To get a cheeseburger in paradise
To be a cheeseburger in paradise
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
Coda:
I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well good god almighty which way do I steer for my
one day when someone is bored. count how many times the word whore is written
3,467Originally Posted by kalspic
You whores were way off lol
Slut
There are days that you want to say soo much but words cant justify how u feel so you just keep your mouth shut
ever felt trapped like you are in quick sand and no matter how much you try cant get out?
My contribution to the thread......
OK whores
bets are in
80K or bust
Show them just what a whore you really are
Jesus sundays are boring.
Whore away then
Bik, nice pic of me in the thread
I'm waiting till I can find some really good ones
Anybody got a twitter
I have one
There are many naked women on there.
#tittietuesday look it up somebody
Morning, raccoons.
what the heck is a twitter
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breakfast
2 cups egg whites
2 cups dry oats
2 cups cottage cheese
1 cup frozen blueberries
.5 cup sugar free syrup
Cals 1261 P117g/C162g/F16g
Yea I like texas but I hear the humidity sucks.
Only been there in spring a couple times and weather was good.
It's tea time hereBreakfast and dinner done and all
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Telling ya gotta love tea time manDef must go to texas some time looks like a mad place
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