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    It's the gf's moms bday today so we're going to visit before the storm dumps snow/ice on us

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard
    It's the gf's moms bday today so we're going to visit before the storm dumps snow/ice on us
    Already snowing at my house. Hope you don't get hit with a lot. Happy birthday to the mom in law!

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    Got about 3 inches here. Lots of accidents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Got about 3 inches here. Lots of accidents.
    that's what she said!! Oh wait.. nevermind..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    that's what she said!! Oh wait.. nevermind..

    Disappointing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    that's what she said!! Oh wait.. nevermind..
    Reminds me of the joke where the G/F says give me 10 inches and make it hurt so he fvcked her twice and slapped her...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va
    Reminds me of the joke where the G/F says give me 10 inches and make it hurt so he fvcked her twice and slapped her...
    Hahahaha

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    Sweet Italian baby...


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    Nice to see someone is putting condoms on their Italian Meat...

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    Can we just talk about sausage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Can we just talk about sausage?
    How many can you fit in your mouth at once?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Now that talent could be turned into a good time...

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    He got stuffing instead of potatoes...I bet he's a union member as well. Member of local 101 Meat Packers Union.

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    Less words more pictures.

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    What do watermelons and men have in common? With either one you end up spitting seed.....

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    What type of disrespect is that -_- at least have the courtesy to swallow.

    >good luck<
    "He who can take advice is sometimes superior to those who give it"

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    [QUOTE=>Good Luck<;6759064]What type of disrespect is that -_- at least have the courtesy to swallow.

    That means something else totally. That is the difference between lust and love is a spit or a swallow.

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    That girl has a schlong.

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    Maybe that's where she keeps her cucumbers.

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    No guys, that's a wiener. I'm pretty sure of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    No guys, that's a wiener. I'm pretty sure of it.
    No silly, that's clearly a candy cane. She just loves Christmas.

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    Santa has put on a pound or two this year...


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    Santa has put on a pound or two this year...

    Dude how the hell did you manage to get my picture? This is too spooky!

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    Russian “Scrubs” Actor Wants Gays Burned Alive; News Anchor Wants us Burned Dead




    sochi-russia-olympics-lgbt-america-corporation-sponsors Hey, how are things going for LGBTs over in Russia? Still really really badly? Okay, just checking.

    The latest really bad news come from Ivan Okhlobystin, star of the Russian version of Scrubs.

    “I’d put them all alive in the oven,” he told fans. “It’s a living danger to my children.” Jesus Christ. So, okay, this guy feels that good parenting requires the adoption of the tactics of Adolph Hitler. That’s so awesome. His kids are lucky to have such a great dad.

    We’re really looking forward to hearing how (rumored) Kremlin employee Johnny Weir will spin this as no big deal. “Well, he said he’d put them in the oven, but he didn’t say he’d turn it on,” perhaps?

    Okhlobystin’s other great hits include promising to buy weapons for Syria, and also running for president on a campaign of Russian isolationism. Must’ve been a fun guy to work with on-set.

    Meanwhile, the Kremlin elevated news anchor Dmitry Kiselyov to a leadership post this week. While not calling for gays to be burned to death, Kiselyov did recommend that gay people’s hearts be posthumously “burned or buried” after we die by other means.

    The International Olympic Committee gave Kiselyov’s news agency host agency status to cover the Russian Olympics. Nice work, IOC!

    Looks like Russia is regressing back to the days when we were burned at the stake. I don't think I will be planning any vacations over there in the near future.

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    Wow.... It blows my mind how people can think like this. It's like..... Okay I understand you have your views but you really deem it necessary to put people into an oven? Really? How bout we put him into an oven for being an extremist?

    It's ridiculous

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Wow.... It blows my mind how people can think like this. It's like..... Okay I understand you have your views but you really deem it necessary to put people into an oven? Really? How bout we put him into an oven for being an extremist?

    It's ridiculous
    There are extremest all over the world and about different things. It's doesnt matter if it's about gays, blacks, whites, Asians, Foreigners or whatever. Extremest are people who are convinced their way of life or ethnicity is in some way superior and the others dont deserve to even life. They feel threatened by others even though they are the ones doing the threatening.

    They have no real justification or logic behind their position, it's all emotional based. At least we have a lot fewer than we use to; extremest that is.

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    The Kenmore elites are really nice.

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    my dad is gay, good friend is gay....
    let people live their lives as they see fit.
    hell life is to hard to worry about someone else's anyway.
    if you have time to worry about other people, you got too much freaking time on you hands. go help someone in need!

    [Stepping down off soap box and going inside for a glass of tea]

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    DSM here is a question for you - How did UY Scuti come to have a diameter of 2,375,828,000 kilometers? Our sun only has a diameter of 650,000 kilometers. Why didn't it collapse under its own weight before it reached this size?

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    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik View Post
    DSM here is a question for you - How did UY Scuti come to have a diameter of 2,375,828,000 kilometers? Our sun only has a diameter of 650,000 kilometers. Why didn't it collapse under its own weight before it reached this size?
    Depends how you look at it.

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    That ones for you Shov

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post


    That ones for you Shov
    Its official I will never be able to look at santa the same way again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Much better...

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    Merry Christmas ya sexy snook!!

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    Thank you. Same to you.

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