'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

so dukkit, that girl I met last week, the hot one with the bf...I did what you said...txted her "any big plans for the weekend," on friday. I know where she was hanging out on friday but I'm not a stalker or anything...she never txted me back...what now?

[Dukkit]

Im a Pony im a pony

can i ride you?

[smokeyd]

sup smokey

going to lift

[mex83]

Jesus, sounds tasty but your mouth is gonna smell like a dead raccoon's colon with hot sauce poured in it.

Lmfao haha..... like it would taste better after eating fish lol i rather take the raccoons ass lol..... besides thats what gum is for lol.....

[smokeyd]

so dukkit, that girl I met last week, the hot one with the bf...I did what you said...txted her "any big plans for the weekend," on friday. I know where she was hanging out on friday but I'm not a stalker or anything...she never txted me back...what now?

well its monday and no responce, i would hit her up middle of the week once more and if no responce then drop the idea lol

[beefjr22]

yes u can

[mex83]

can i ride you?

If he doesnt want you to ride him.... you can ride me haha.....

[Chode Logan]

Lmfao haha..... like it would taste better after eating fish lol i rather take the raccoons ass lol..... besides thats what gum is for lol.....

Haha touche

[mex83]

Skully I thought you didnt have a cell phone?

[mex83]

Haha touche

haha dont be jealous case you want some of my lunch and you cant have none lol.

[Dukkit]

so dukkit, that girl I met last week, the hot one with the bf...I did what you said...txted her "any big plans for the weekend," on friday. I know where she was hanging out on friday but I'm not a stalker or anything...she never txted me back...what now?

she didnt text ya back all weekend???

oh man. thats tough. i would probably let it go. maybe text her later this week and say hi, how have you been. see if she gets back to ya.

go from there
not all battles are meant to be won

[Chode Logan]

haha dont be jealous case you want some of my lunch and you cant have none lol.

Yeah I am a bit jealous, in one hour I get plain chicken breasts and almonds....FLAVOUR COUNTRY!

[mex83]

Yeah I am a bit jealous, in one hour I get plain chicken breasts and almonds....FLAVOUR COUNTRY!

awww poor bastard lol..... haha.

[Kratos]

she didnt text ya back all weekend???

oh man. thats tough. i would probably let it go. maybe text her later this week and say hi, how have you been. see if she gets back to ya.

go from there

what about a mid week phone call.

I knew my penis was going to be a tough sell here cause of the loser bf on his way out the door. He's fat and bald in a stocky sort of way.

[Dukkit]

what about a mid week phone call.

I knew my penis was going to be a tough sell here cause of the loser bf on his way out the door. He's fat and bald in a stocky sort of way.

do it. think of it this way. you have nothing to lose. your already at no.

so wait till wed or so and shoot her a text. or if you really want to go for it. call. most likely she wont pick up and you can leave a message.

and if what you say about her b/f is true then you really shouldnt have a problem. and she had a good time when you guys went out for drinks last week right?

[Skully44420]

PM sent dukkit

and nope don't have a cell mex, just a house phone.

[Chode Logan]

PM sent dukkit

and nope don't have a cell mex, just a house phone.

That kind of freedom must be nice, my phone buzzes all the time I wanna stick it in the blender.

[Dukkit]

PM sent dukkit

and nope don't have a cell mex, just a house phone.

got it and replied. and you just answered my question i asked in it

[mex83]

PM sent dukkit

and nope don't have a cell mex, just a house phone.

I dont have house phones lol.... I dont like talking on the phone thats why I rather text lol.

[Dukkit]

I dont have house phones lol.... I dont like talking on the phone thats why I rather text lol.

im the same. i really dont like talkin on the phone. ill text all day and never once make a call or pick a call up. lol

[Skully44420]

yeah i don't usually ever talk on the phone either, unless it's bitini lol. then i stay on the phone for hours and don't even know it

[mex83]

im the same. i really dont like talkin on the phone. ill text all day and never once make a call or pick a call up. lol

yep I have 450 mins a month and most of them just rollover to the next month lol....

[Chode Logan]

im the same. i really dont like talkin on the phone. ill text all day and never once make a call or pick a call up. lol

Ha yeah I just ignored 2 calls and replied with texts. Im at work though

[Chode Logan]

PS The milfs aren't stopping, the good weather in combo with the kids being back in school means hot mommies in tight shorts all over the gym. My weiner is dancing.

[Dukkit]

yep I have 450 mins a month and most of them just rollover to the next month lol....

i have like 70,000 mins cuz they have been rolling over for the last 2 years. lol

[Dukkit]

PS The milfs aren't stopping, the good weather in combo with the kids being back in school means hot mommies in tight shorts all over the gym. My weiner is dancing.

yay for milfs!!

[mex83]

i have like 70,000 mins cuz they have been rolling over for the last 2 years. lol

yeah i have my att account since apr and i am almost at 1000 lol.

[Chode Logan]

yay for milfs!!

Yay for pilates

[Reed]

PS The milfs aren't stopping, the good weather in combo with the kids being back in school means hot mommies in tight shorts all over the gym. My weiner is dancing.

Booty booty booty rockin everywhere booty booty booty rockin everywhere rocking everywhere

[beefjr22]

dont roll over minutes expire after a certain period

[mex83]

PS The milfs aren't stopping, the good weather in combo with the kids being back in school means hot mommies in tight shorts all over the gym. My weiner is dancing.

Mine is dancing just thinking of yours dancing lmfao lol.....


btw I finish eating my lunch and no my mouth does not smell like a raccoons ass lol.

[Reed]

sup whores

[mex83]

Booty booty booty rockin everywhere booty booty booty rockin everywhere rocking everywhere

Get it right get it tight get it right lol.

[mex83]

dont roll over minutes expire after a certain period

I dont think so.....

[Reed]

Get it right get it tight get it right lol.

I found you ms new booty, get it together then bring it back to me, hit the playas club for about a month or two, put a hand on it then see what it do.


LOL!!

[beefjr22]

Mine is dancing just thinking of yours dancing lmfao lol.....

[Dukkit]

haha, mex cracks me up

[Reed]

I see mex got his tag under his name approved. Funny ass dude

[mex83]

I found you ms new booty, get it together then bring it back to me, hit the playas club for about a month or two, put a hand on it then see what it do.


LOL!!

Cause you need me and I need you take it off put up freely hah.

[Reed]

I just realized I have no idea where my can opener is for this tuna I'm about to eat. GREAT!!!