Summerize Yourself

[Lozgod]

Monoploy - When you have only one plan of action.


Sentence example: The bridge was closed and it was our only monoploy for getting to the other side of the river. I want to kick the navigator in the head for not having a biploy or a triploy.

[dannyisaacs]

sc leave me alone

[SwoleCat]

sc leave me alone

Waaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You started it w/your "Mr. Perfect" insults and your 2nd grade "F-you" offering to follow.

Weren't you leaving?

~SC~

[Lozgod]

That sure was fun, I hate when the fun ends.

[cb25]

lmao...well handled SC.

and loz...i'm with ya...JERRY! JERRY!!

[cb25]

Monoploy - When you have only one plan of action.


Sentence example: The bridge was closed and it was our only monoploy for getting to the other side of the river. I want to kick the navigator in the head for not having a biploy or a triploy.

lmfao!!

wow...this has become one of the most entertaining threads i've seen in awhile...not to mention that it has nothing to do with what it started as

[SV-1]

LMFAO! Loz and SC, you two are killing me!

[TheDfromGC]

relax here people, i know these internet message board fights are definitely big things(sarcasm) but its really just wasting space on the board, if u guys really want to exchange insults at each other back and forth then exchange aim names or something and u can do it all day and nite long. lets stick to the thread topics....

[yooo]

SC u must have a book of come backs or something, cause in every insultful thread, you put the kid to shame!

[SwoleCat]

relax here people, i know these internet message board fights are definitely big things(sarcasm) but its really just wasting space on the board, if u guys really want to exchange insults at each other back and forth then exchange aim names or something and u can do it all day and nite long. lets stick to the thread topics....

Are you wearing a black and white striped shirt with a whistle around your neck?



~SC~

[SwoleCat]

SC u must have a book of come backs or something, cause in every insultful thread, you put the kid to shame!

That book is contained within my cranium.

It's an entire series, DVD quality and all.

I actually just used intelligence/reasoning/truthful logical offerings.

He then went and proceeded to knock himself down like the twin towers.

~SC~

[TheDfromGC]

Are you wearing a black and white striped shirt with a whistle around your neck?



~SC~

lol rite, what was i thinking , keep arguing, lets see if we can get this thread to about 30 pages of just people spitting words back and forth, we can have posts like ur stupid, and no ur stupid. not trying to disrespect here just saying theres no point, and it looks like danny has run for the hills anyway so cant we all just get along??

[Jantzen4k]

if i see a hot blonde, i try and f*ck her, even though i have a gf for 3 yrs

[itsallmental]

big arab, who doesnt like mexcian hip hop artists who rap about stupid dances that my 3 year old nephew could of made up while watchin sponge bob squarepants naked.

[Phillyboy1]

ok now im sober and yes i still think i have the same issues, but at least i got laid about 25 minutes after i posted that last night lol, and that was the last thing i thought that was going to happen last night lol. gotta love meeting a chick saying about 30 words to her all night and all she does is tell her friend that i have crazy tattoo's a nice body and she wants to F-ck the sh-t out of me. we got done banging and i asked for her number and she's like my names heather incase you didnt know lol. honeslty that is about who many words we had before banging lol. whoooo hoooo for all my hard times at the gym if i did have more then 30 words with the girl i probably would have ended up f-cking it all up lol and not getting laid

[Lozgod]

ok now im sober and yes i still think i have the same issues, but at least i got laid about 25 minutes after i posted that last night lol, and that was the last thing i thought that was going to happen last night lol. gotta love meeting a chick saying about 30 words to her all night and all she does is tell her friend that i have crazy tattoo's a nice body and she wants to F-ck the sh-t out of me. we got done banging and i asked for her number and she's like my names heather incase you didnt know lol. honeslty that is about who many words we had before banging lol. whoooo hoooo for all my hard times at the gym if i did have more then 30 words with the girl i probably would have ended up f-cking it all up lol and not getting laid

Hey I like you better when you are drunk.

[itsallmental]

Hey I like you better when you are drunk.

i like you better when your not here. at all.ever again.

[Lozgod]

i like you better when your not here. at all.ever again.

Go see what I said about you in the thread about Rock, Paper, Saddam.

[Phillyboy1]

Hey I like you better when you are drunk.

hahaha, yeah its funny. i stopped by my house after the bar and posted that, then my friend calls me and he's like "i just talked to that girl, she's on her way over to steak and hoagie factory and she said that that hot guy with the tattoo's better be there" so i got dressed again and drove up there and about 30 minutes later im at my house smashing that azz. boy life is funny sometimes

[Phillyboy1]

and to think, all i said to her at the bar was hi. then something came up about tattoo's and i showed her my shoulder tribal peice and walked away lol.

[craneboy]

i thought i had issues lol

what happened to your avatar?

me, in a word, peckerwood

[SwoleCat]

hahaha, yeah its funny. i stopped by my house after the bar and posted that, then my friend calls me and he's like "i just talked to that girl, she's on her way over to steak and hoagie factory and she said that that hot guy with the tattoo's better be there" so i got dressed again and drove up there and about 30 minutes later im at my house smashing that azz. boy life is funny sometimes

Great! All that and I'm here catchin' sh*t for stickin' up for you!



Glad it all worked out!

~SC~

[mass junkie]

lol @ swolecat for throwing his ends on the table...whats up with them 20's? lol

[Spyder]

this whole thread is hysterical....and lozgod was the icing on the cake with all his Jerry sh*t,

[Fat Guy]

I do not understand when people get mad a Swole. Not only is he a Bad MOFO he is a cool MOFO. The only thing I can say is jealousy tends to be a B**ch! BTW, I counted around $2800.00 or so… nice! Dannyisaacs do not be jealous some people just got it like that! I wish I was one of those people too, but hell the only thing we can do is tell the brother who has his Sh*t together great job and keep it up. If we are lucky maybe, we can learn a tick or two from cats like Swole.
BTW, not to hijack this thread, in one sentence to describe myself I quote Bruce Willis from the movie Armageddon “I am only as good as my team!”

[LeanMeOut]

................................


Now I know why Swole's location is on Blast.......**** everyone needs to stop hatin on the man.


dannyisaacs I would say something to you but I can't come up with a big enough insult yet because you showed how much of an ass you truly are.



<<LMO>>

[chicamahomico]

LOL SwoleCat......tauning the new guy.....LOL.

[PrairieDawg]

Sorry, I'm a bit light as of this morning. Had too much fun last night w/the cheat day festivities!



~SC~

Holy crap. you better hope no crack heads see that. If I were a crack head like the one trying to break into my house last night I rob your ass

[SwoleCat]

lol @ swolecat for throwing his ends on the table...whats up with them 20's? lol

Change from those 100's spent the night before of course!

What am I supposed to do, throw them away?

I'd never have posted that, but I knew no-one expected that, so that being the case I had to throw down my fun money.

~SC~

[SwoleCat]

Holy crap. you better hope no crack heads see that. If I were a crack head like the one trying to break into my house last night I rob your ass

Papi would be waitin' w/one big azz surprise for the said crackhead too.

~SC~

[Phillyboy1]

i love threads like this lol. great reads after a night of drunken sex and cheese steaks lol

[Blown_SC]

i love threads like this lol. great reads after a night of drunken sex and cheese steaks lol

If you're a lil hung-over, I hope you enjoy this pic...

[Phillyboy1]

If you're a lil hung-over, I hope you enjoy this pic...

no hang over, i just had lunch with some russian girls lol

[Blown_SC]

no hang over, i just had lunch with some russian girls lol

Nice bro...

Вы должны полюбить русских сук...

(You must be lovin' the Russian bitches)

[Phillyboy1]

Nice bro...

Вы должны полюбить русских сук...

(You must be lovin' the Russian bitches)

ve ochen krasivia suka i know thats not spelled right but you get the idea. yes there are alot of hot russian/ukranian women in philly what can i say.

[BDTR]

Danny, cut the ****.

[Blown_SC]

ve ochen krasivia suka i know thats not spelled right but you get the idea. yes there are alot of hot russian/ukranian women in philly what can i say.

LMFAO.. nice...
You did better than me, I just translated mine at dictionary.com

[Phillyboy1]

LMFAO.. nice...
You did better than me, I just translated mine at dictionary.com

spasiba..........yeah thats cheating lol, you cant look at the dictionary lol

[Blown_SC]

spasiba..........yeah thats cheating lol, you cant look at the dictionary lol

Wanna hear something funny?
When I read the title of the doomed thread, I thought it was along the lines of 'summerize', like 'winterise', not 'summarize'...

However, I figured it would be somebody like this saying it:
"Thumerize"

[TooSmall]

Sorry, I'm a bit light as of this morning. Had too much fun last night w/the cheat day festivities!



~SC~

hidden underneath the wad of hundreds is the bank machine slip

"bank account balance: -$1000"