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  1. 11-04-2006, 08:00 PM #41
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    kevin: At age 35 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.
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  2. 11-04-2006, 10:08 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone
    Don't need a test. I will die in the next 5-7 years from a severely expanded left ventricle and congestive heart failure. Undoubtedly, it will be permanent.

    AG
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  3. 11-04-2006, 10:13 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone
    Don't need a test. I will die in the next 5-7 years from a severely expanded left ventricle and congestive heart failure. Undoubtedly, it will be permanent.

    AG

    I wish you and your family the best with your situation AG.
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  4. 11-04-2006, 10:15 PM #44
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    Corey: At age 30 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

    Interesting

    I guess the decades of me being an insomniac caught up with me in the end.
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    At age 60 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.


    Who wants my autograph??...lolol
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  6. 11-04-2006, 10:22 PM #46
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    Wow, how interesting, pfft.

    skullsmasher: At age 37
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    At age 77 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by big L 17
    Laura : At age 67 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.
    atleast it was something kool
    ill die the same as you when am 44 but in spain,
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  9. 11-05-2006, 08:52 AM #49
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    At age 69 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.
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    brad: At age 76 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.
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    At age 56 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

    I fvcking hate kids !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    dave: At age 48 you will choke on a piece of steak.
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    At age 69 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.
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    At age 92 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine..

    Frickin Tren night sweats.. Well at least I made it to 92!!! lol
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  15. 11-06-2006, 12:28 AM #55
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    At age 33 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.
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    At age 33 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.


    WTF
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  17. 11-06-2006, 11:23 AM #57
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    At age 109 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

    I can deal with that!

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    swifto: At age 44 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes

    I wanted to go out with a bang. Dammit. Not impressed.

    Stupid site.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    At age 109 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

    I can deal with that!

    Red
    OI!

    THATS MY DEATH?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    At age 109 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

    I can deal with that!

    Red
    Mines 44, your is 109. I'll let you know how it goes...Yeah?
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    Ryan: At age 55 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

    kinda lame, I was hoping for something a lil more elaborate. somthing you could brag about maybe.
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  22. 11-06-2006, 06:09 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swifto
    Mines 44, your is 109. I'll let you know how it goes...Yeah?
    Hee hee! And here I thought I would die young!

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