wow.... that's a really nice problem!
wow.... that's a really nice problem!
It's not hard to tell a "nice girl" from a filthy dirty ho.Originally Posted by Kale
Yes just like its not hard to tell a "nice guy" from a filthy dirty hoOriginally Posted by Benches505
Originally Posted by Kale
Kale is wise beyond his years![]()
I guess there is a double standard but that is how it's always been.
And that pisses me off and is exactly why I am posting here. I am no Woman's Liberationist but when it comes to this kind of double standard I cant help myself.Originally Posted by Benches505
Originally Posted by SMAN12B
HAHHAHAHHAAHAHHHA!!!!!!!![]()
But seriously, what kind of Ho carries around KY????
Thats some shit...ahh well... i woulda done it... then been like.. "hunnie...your cousin asked me to hit it, and i didn't and now she is going to bitch to you so you leave me in hopes i go running to her"
then get sad...
and if she gets pissed at you, well then she probably would have even if you were telling the truth, atleast now you ****ed the dirty cousin... 10 POINTS!!!![]()
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But seriously, what kind of Ho carries around KY????
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My X girlfriend used to carry around KY, vaseline and whatever else she could find to grease up the stallion. She was a freak but in the end she turned out to be exactly that, a HoDamn shame too I liked sex with that one.
Typically if a girl that you've never met before offers you to fvck her in the ass, its a sign shes not so clean.Originally Posted by Kale
I know I havent ever gone up to girls I dont know and asked them fvck them in the ass. Therefore-IMO shes a ho. Or at least how he puts the story it sure sounds like it.
Now, as for his gf...I dunno..just speaking about her cousin
X girlfriend as of 5 minutes ago... we now have trust issues LMAO **** her and her cousin!!Originally Posted by chest6
whaaaaaat
What happened?
I told her earlier today and it seems I should have called and told her the second it happened. I broke it off, I'm tired of nonsense with these crazy ass women.Originally Posted by chest6
For future refrence Bro's... Loose lips sink ships
lol wtf..crazy women
its her damn cousin
Originally Posted by Benches505
dude...cumon man.. u that naive? They are playing you. She obviously feels insecure that you want to do whatever with her and that she's not wild enough or seomthing. So she is worried you are gonna cheat or something w/ some one who is more open minded. So she sends the cousin to hit on you ... you don't take a pass you get a slap.
I've been through a test or two in the past and this wasn't one of them. I see where you are coming from though..I guess you would have to know the players involved to see it as I do. Anyway, doesn't matter anymore. I just hope she doesn't try to hold my GH stash hostageOriginally Posted by zimmy
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ok... now you quit right? Time ti give the cousin a manly lesson....
DING!. That girl is prob mad infected.Originally Posted by Kale
three way...
U find dogs attractive, ur NASTYOriginally Posted by king6
I bet she isn't even mad at her cousin, Stupid ass women anyway, her cousin wants you to rail her in the pooper and said no, now its your fault and you can't be trusted. Sounds like you were screwed either way, knowing what you do now do you wish you woulda hit it in the brown eye???
With that logic you are either a little kid or a total ****in idiot..your choiceOriginally Posted by tinyguy2
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shoulda hit it while u could.ha haOriginally Posted by Benches505
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i am 21. sorry i don't belive in being faithful or having a relationship. i have had many long ones and their nothing but a pain in the ass( look at yours for example) The whole reason men are alive is to get as much action from as many women as possible. don't put me down becuase of your own stupidity. I love anal sex and would never turn it down.Originally Posted by Benches505
It's all good today, the cousin is on the outs and I get an extra kit of GH for being such a wonderful boyfriend.
I should have let her sweat it out some but screw the games.
I bet you do love anal sex, taking it in the ass. Now stay the hell out of my threads you little stooge!Originally Posted by tinyguy2
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wow you are very homosexualOriginally Posted by tinyguy2
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so you guys broke up and got back together? I love happy endingsOriginally Posted by Benches505
...**** her stank-ass ho-ass cousin (not literally)
I guess the same kind of person that carries a condom on themOriginally Posted by IIIIIIIIIIII
different.Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
thats like pooling people who carry around a pocket knife with people who carry around guns.
I don't get your analogy.Originally Posted by briancb1
Some girls need ky for regular sex every time. Just like a condom.
Seems like things went well, but i wonder what your GF is going to do to her cousin...Originally Posted by Benches505
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I totally get his analogy... you take a pocket knife just in case someone picks a fight with, you take a gun if you KNOW someone is gonna fight you and you want to go for the kill.Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
You take a condom just in case you have sex, you take lube if you KNOW you're gonna have sex and you want to get dirty.
I have NEVER met a girl who needed lube, EVER. If you do your job right and turn her on and you aren't selfish in bed, then she should have no problem getting wet.
The only females I've heard of who couldn't get wet either:
A. Had Cancer
B. Had SERIOUS emotional problems (in which case you shouldn't be ****ing them anyway)
Don't forget post-op transexuals, they can't get wet either (for obvious reasons) so if a girl ever says she can't get wet check several thingsOriginally Posted by Superhuman
1) Does she have a beard? this is a big clue
2) Does she have giant manhands?
3) Does she have an adams apple?
any of these 3 things and run a mile, unless you're Style74 in which case![]()
Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
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you never know when you may need a raincheck....![]()
HAHAHAHAOriginally Posted by Snrfmaster
so you are back with her? i can't keep up.
I thought he was in and the cousin is out now. Not unless it turned again.
abstrack@protonmail.com
ahhhh who can keep up!
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