I saw a hot chick at the gym and I dropped a 45lbs. plate on my big toe.
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I saw a hot chick at the gym and I dropped a 45lbs. plate on my big toe.
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I usually fart loud while doing pull-ups, so hard that the girls in the spinning class can hear me BUT.............................. I DONT care! lol
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I ripped my shorts today doing squats!
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When someone leaks out some dump on the leg ext and you have shorts on that do you are working legs
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Chicks must love you in your gymOriginally Posted by *El Diablo*
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LOL..they actually become accustom to it. They dont mind me farting anymore and when i dont fart they actually think im feeling sick. Farting is a nice start to any conversation.... Coz i fart then i ask them if they can better that... ?
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bahaha! you are demented bro. i love it. i once had a chick give me the evil eye because i burped. would like to be able to make her spot u while u were chinning. heehee
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I dont care what other people think. Ill actually shit in my pant on purpose to see what she says.
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Happened here in Korea. Went heavy on the flat bench press without a spotter. Right hand made it to the support, left hand didn't and I hit the support before i racked the bar. Had to remove the bar from the right support and lay it down on my chest carrying 120kg. Now comes the good part... as I was rolling the bar down my chest and belly, the weight plus the ab contraction to get up made me release the loudest fart in the history of mankind (i can assure that) and all the koreans turned theirs eyes at me at the same time. Did I feel embaraced?
No.
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Sometimes people give me a bad eye when I scream doing sets or when I let the barbell fall loudly...I don't give 'em a fvck!!!
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Yeah ME too. We have a Gym at work and beneath it is a upmarket Restaurant where all the excecutive Directors, CEO eat. I Train from 12:00 till 14:00 when they do lunch there and i also drop the weight, specially doing dumbell press and deadlifts and the gay restaurant manager comes running up saying that it sounds like thunder outside. I just break out in a laugh then and carry on with my set. Now they placed these thick Rubber mats there to absorb the sound but it still make a hell of a noise!...HAHAH
What where they thinking building a Fcvken GYM ontop of a Restaurant....?.... lol
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Thats kind of masochism...like building a gym upon a church lol
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BWHAHAHAHAHH!... A gym ontop a Church... thats the funniest sh*t ive ever came across!.....
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In that case I'd train even more loudly!!!
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LOL...Good point, Im gonna do that today and shout FCKEN loud!
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I think I will sht my pants in the gym tomorrow and than just stand there and look around to see how all the woman react
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For me the worst thing at the gym is doing squats until your legs feel insanely swole, but then you end walking around the gym like gumby and looking like a tool.
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I was benching 315 two nights ago then these chicks came out of nowhere held the bar down on my chest and raped me, they all took turns and I blacked out. Woke up with my shorts on the floor, hurt and with an empty wallet.
Last edited by Voice of Reason; 03-19-2008 at 11:23 PM.
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...and... Did it work?....
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gggg
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