No point in trying to hide it from the miss's she'll eventually wonder why your balls are small
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No point in trying to hide it from the miss's she'll eventually wonder why your balls are small
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Like everybody already said if your wife can't tell you're on cycle you're doing something seriously wrong. If you just want a secure and private place to keep your gear then get a safe.
When I ran my first cycle I didn't tell my wife about it. I didn't lie about it, I just didn't tell her. At some point it came up and she casually mentioned something about me being on steroids. I was like what do you mean? She goes wtf babe? Do you really think I'm stupid enough to not realize you're on steroids when you gain that much size that fast and want to have sex half a dozen times a day? Guess I'm the stupid one huh......
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lol..that's a cute way of saying nosey busy bodies...Originally Posted by SlimmerMe
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When I had concerns about someone finding my gear I used 2 hiding spots. One with relatively easy access for what I needed for that particular week- and another larger collection in an impossible spot.
Haz had a good point on another thread that its best to keep this to yourself until you can really trust a girl. Ugly break ups bring the worst out of people; specially when your criminal activity is outed.
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i agree with you about a break up. But if that happens or you think its coming hide your stuff and take care of your business. She can say what ever she wants. Just like you can say she is a crack head. both are meaningless
If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
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He probably wants to hide his gear because his wife doesn't approve of it obviously. Likely he has already brought it up. Some women don't approve for various reasons, one of the most common is they aren't educated about steroids, and further that steroids are illegal so that puts a damper on things. Really he needs to just convince his wife to listen to him and get her on board with what he wants to do, some women however won't do that.
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I never understood guys that have to hide their private life from a serious girlfriend. In the beginning I get it, but eventually you have to lay the cards of the table and see if you're actually a match.
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the irony of your post and the whole concept of women not approving of steroids is that women all over the world use steroids (the Pill) every day to manipulate their endocrine/reproductive system and not only think nothing of it, but think it's some god given right that they have access to it..
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Some are Naieve..... I like to think i'm doing them right and mine didn't know
^^^^ AHAHAHAHAHAHA you've much to learn my friend. What she doesn't know wont hurt her.....
I was sneaking around beause I was going to use them with or without her permission. I already knew she wasn't going to like it based on previous talks to I decided to use em and not tell her. If she caught me i'd just tell her it's no worse than her being addicted to pain medication which she battled 3 times and I stuck by her side. At that point - she would have a choice to make. Accept it or divorce me..... she hasn't had to make that decision though because i'm divorcing her for other reasons now. I'm also THANKING my lucky stars that she didn't know about my aas use because I currently have custody over my daughter. How would that have played out if she told someone I use steroids?
Gixx - I married an honest, hard working, hot girl. It's sad to say..... but when things go terribly south..... all bets are off. You wouldn't think in a million years that your wife would ever do anything to hurt you - especially rat you out..... and to some extent you're right. Your WIFE wouldn't rat you out..... but your EX-WIFE just might.
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^^ smart man right here.
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yea i would agree your doing them right. I think your circumstance may be different/. I dont know how she doesnt know.Some are Naieve..... I like to think i'm doing them right and mine didn't know
I was sneaking around beause I was going to use them with or without her permission. I already knew she wasn't going to
Gixx - I married an honest, hard working, hot girl. It's sad to say..... but when things go terribly south..... all bets are off. You wouldn't think in a million years that your wife would ever do anything to hurt you - especially rat you out..... and to some extent you're right. Your WIFE wouldn't rat you out..... but your EX-WIFE just might.
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And i agree on the ex wife part. But if it started getting close to that point i would be hiding everything and covering my ass. She can claim what ever she wants but try and prove it.
If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
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LMAO you just hafta think everything through..... I got big because I used prohormones. I told her they're legal and whether she liked it or not - she couldn't stop me from taking them. Just like I couldn't make her quit smoking.
I didn't even want the trouble of the "steroid accusations" - it's abd enough her brother said I practically became the incredible hulk over night. Which by the way was more like 2 years but that neither here nor there
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I think that in most cases she would probably see the extra amount of food you are intaking and how much harder you are working while "on". I wouldn't say anything until she asks or bring up the word. In any case, I am married and my wife will probably enjoy the new me and not really ask a question. I really do not care to lie to my wife, but I never feel compelled to tell her things I do not want to talk about. Find a good spot that is out in the open, but out of the way. Whenever someone staches something they always think someone will look there. In most cases they don;t give a shit and will just ask. You're all good brother no worries. She will enjoy the attention you will be giving her due to the boost in test!
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What really irritates me on that is that a 15 year old girl can go to Planned Parenthood and get those pills without her parents even knowing.
But in all seriousness telling your wife is a gamble. On one side, if you can't be up front and honest with your wife who can you be? On the flip side, if you get in a serious argument all she has to do is phone the police and you're in deep shit. But then again when she sees how fast you put on a serious amount of weight she's going to know you're on something and that might spawn a fight.
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Any woman that will dime you out over a disagreeance doesn't fit in a marriage. However, if you are the type to get so out of hand she feels she needs to call the police on you, you dont fit in the marriage.
You should be able to share these things with your spouse. These are one of the qualities of a properly functioning marriage. If not, you have a simple choice to make, play by her rules or find a person who will allow you to play by eachothers rules.
The act of hiding things you know are significant to your wife is a surefire recipe for disaster. Your challenge is not finding the best hiding place but finding the best avenue to reveal your intentions that will allow the process of understanding to take place.
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Isn't it funny (not really) how so many people will use the over night saying trying to accuse you of using when they have no clue what you have been doing or how long. I typically throw it back at them asking when the last time they were in a gym and Ill pay them $xxx if they can get big using ANYTHING overnight or in a short time. Then I explain (sometimes) that it's a marathon, not a race and I have been training, working, dieting 5x a week for x# of years and anyone who puts in the time can show similar results and it's always the lazy couch potato's who complain or accuse people who are in shape of using aas instead of giving them credit for dedication. Bottom line it's jealousy.LMAO you just hafta think everything through..... I got big because I used prohormones. I told her they're legal and whether she liked it or not - she couldn't stop me from taking them. Just like I couldn't make her quit smoking.
I didn't even want the trouble of the "steroid accusations" - it's abd enough her brother said I practically became the incredible hulk over night. Which by the way was more like 2 years but that neither here nor there
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OP I agree with most everyone, talk to your woman.
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Right...so you want slutty 15 year old girls getting pregnant?
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No, they should stick to the rules of abstinent, no sex. Remember though that now days hand jobs, oral and anal are not considered sex and you cant get pregnant by any of the above so no pill required.
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It's not that I don't think those sluts should get pregnant, I just think it's wrong for doctors to give a kid drugs without letting their parents know what they're getting.
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Damn, you should be the next Surgeon General.No, they should stick to the rules of abstinent, no sex. Remember though that now days hand jobs, oral and anal are not considered sex and you cant get pregnant by any of the above so no pill required.
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So whats he to do when he tells his wife he wants to use steroids..... He shows her all the research he's been doing and he explains the risks and benefits..... and she still says no?
What would you fellas do? I just think it's a stupid idea to tell your spouse that you're going to use illegal substances. It will play out in one of three ways:
1) You bring it up and she's okay with it..... you never have a problem..... even if you break up or divorce.
2) You bring it up and she says you hafta make a choice..... it's her or what you want to do.
3) You bring it up and she's okay with it..... until you split up and she has something to lose. (ie. kids, money, etc)
Are you really going to hide your gear everytime you fight? What if she knows where you keep your gear and she takes it so when you get home to hide it - it's gone? We can all say that your "spouse" shouldn't be doing this and if she does she doesn't belong in the marriage but shit like this happens everyday to people. On the news a while ago there was a guy arrested for looking at child porn. His wife stole his lap top and looked up child porn sites and then reported him to the police. He was arrested and charged but got off with it because he had a lawyer good enough and smart enough to get him off. They ended up tracing the IP of one of the Pop-ups from the porn site and it showed the location of the laptop to be at his home when he was on a business trip 1/2 way across the world.
Relationships can go south rather quick for a bunch of different reasons. If you think for one minute that your spouse wouldn't doit to you..... thenyou need a wakeup call. Not every woman is like this ofcoarse but you never know. So if you want to keep living in your delusional perfect world where you can tell your spouse everything from how much test you're running to how many times a day you take a shit then so be it. I'll stick to keeping my mouth shut because honestly..... the only way she can know for sure i'm using steroids is if she see's the needle sticking outa my ass.
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Every single person that knows, is a potential leak. EVERY SINGLE PERSON.............no matter how much u think u can trust them, humans r self serving.
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LOL, so true. It's funny how fast women will turn on you and tell everyone what you have been doing besides make up a bunch more things you never did but who will they believe once she proves you did gear? Yeah vindictive little sh*ts arent they...
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Sorry to hear that
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Call me bitter, call me untrusting, call me whatever you want..... but i'm glad I am the way i am because i'm not paying for it right now when I very well could be had she had concrete evidence I was using. I'm not saying she would have ratted me out..... she probably wouldn't have..... but I wont risk it. ESPECIALLY when kids are involved......
The less people that know..... the better. Loose lips sink ships.....
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and for the record..... it's not hard to hide it.....
don't keep your gear at home where she can find it! If she asks why you're bigger tell her you using prohormones. Unless shes an all natural competitor herself then she'll have no fvckin clue if prohormones work well or not. It's not like it's hard..... and it's sure as hell easier than listening to "you're only fighting me because you're on steroids" or "you fly off the handle more now...."
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If you are hiding it from your wife then best of luck to you.
Once you start lying or decieving in a relationship you are all done. She will wonder what else you have lied about and the outcome is never good.
Be honest with her, she say she is nosy, well welcome to a relationship. It happens man just the way of the world. Lawn mowers will always throw rocks, the wind will blow leaves and your woman s gonna snoop.
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She probably married him cuz she thought he's a natty xD
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This is fine if she says she cool with it..... then you have nothing to hide until you split up.
The point i'm making is what if you try to be open with her and tell her you want to use em and she wigs the fvck out on you and says no way. So now you're either going to give up on something you really want to pursue...... or give up on your relationship.
What would you have done if you loved your wife and really wanted to pursue bodybuilding..... but she wouldn't let you? Thats the question.....
~Haz~
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It's funny how this is one of the big differences between men and women. We/men tend to forgive and forget, literally we forget about things afterward and wont hold it against them/women later but just the opposite for women; they typically store and file all those dirty dark little secrets for later use if/when needed to try to destroy you in any and every way possible at the proper time. If you dont believe me just ask any guy who has been through a divorce. LOL
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Just don't hide it in the kitchen
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you shud only keep it outta reach of your kids not hide it from your wife haha
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i went to a shop that sells weed related stuff and they sell cans of coke that look real but you can unscrew the top, you can hide the aas in it as long as it is not injecable.
http://uncallejondeamsterdam.com/par...jeCocaCola.jpg
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look at your possible future if she finds it...
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...found-my-stash
lovbyts...lol...
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When I was in college and lived with my mom I pulled the trim off the bottom of the wall and knocked a hole in the wall, slid my vials in and set the trim back with double sided sticky tape.
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That's a pretty good spot.
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I had a built in closet in my bedroom that had a false top you could push up and store a lot of magazines on top when I was a teen living at home. LOL
Now days no need for the, I just hide my bookmarks.
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